Cadbury

Dear Diary: I found this weird cat for sale on the Auction House so I bought him. I hope it’s not illegal to have a cat in your lair. He’s an awfully good cat though. He found a bug and ate it.

Dear Diary: I named my weird cat Cadbury because I was gonna name him Jellybean but then realized Bean already covers all my legume-based lair needs and then I realized Cadbury was a good name for a cat or a butler or an egg. I think he's only a cat and not the other two things, but he is a very weird cat so I don't know. Ate 2 more bugs. ETA: The cat I mean not me.

Dear Diary: My weird cat got long?? I guess they do that. My sister has an orange cat and he's long too. I don't know if he was a long kitten but he's a long cat. He's weird but he's not as weird as my weird cat. They both chew on plants though. My sister says I have a good cat. I think she's good at cats orange especially so I guess she's right.

Dear Diary: My sister says cats need red bows and she's real good at cats. I didn't know what kind of red bow to get Cadbury so I got him all of them. I put them on and he made noises and spat a bug at me. I think that means he likes them. He's a good cat. I love Cadbury.

Dear Diary: I got Cadbury another cat friend so he will not be a lonely weird cat. She's a real long cat too so I am glad they have things in common. Her name is Molasses because that's a good word. She has pointy toe beans the same as Cadbury and a long tail also. They will be good friends I think. Sometimes I wish Cadbury did not have pointy toe beans but I love him anyway. P.S.: I bought more band-aids and they have cats on them too. It's funny because they're for cat toe bean scratches!

((All things Cadbury unabashedly inspired by Plumpy. I love Plumpy. Miss you, TNT <3))