Noelblue's Clan

Amazing art by Renepolumorfous

Here the dragons love the cold, snappy weather, drink lots of tea and act rather goofy (when not being snooty. Sometimes it's both, which makes for fascinating cocktail party banter.) They are fans of chocolate and pretty colors and are always up for new friends and playmates. Their theme song is the death metal anthem "Rant Rant Rant, Nom Nom Nom", although certain of the clan maintains it is actually a BLACK metal song, not death, and have been known to get into somewhat serious brawls over the subject when the red wine is flowing and the snobbery levels are dialed up to 11.

Non-metal-snob members of the group are unimpressed with the whole affair and often retire to their rooms to listen to Depeche Mode and make judgmental sniffy noises in the direction of the collective.

It is a somewhat dysfunctional family; they do, however, make killer gin and tonics(and, some being shamelessly pretentious artisanal hipsters, their own gin) and always end up bonding over a shared love of refreshing mixed drinks.

Then they start fighting over floral versus dry gins, limes begin to fly, and it all falls apart once again.