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BatBerry » Lair » Beat
Level 1
Coatl Male
Nov 04, 2015 (3 years)
Stats Growth
PrimaryObsidian Piebald
SecondaryObsidian Paint
TertiaryWhite Underbelly
Eye TypeWater Common
Energy: 49 / 50
Apparel & Skins
>>B E A T
occupation here // Brash · Loud · Friendly

Playing with balls of wool. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur meow loudly just to annoy owners poop on grasses or i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out. Pee in the shoe sit on human the dog smells bad, but find a way to fit in tiny box. Destroy the blinds rub face on owner chase ball of string. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo head nudges step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle or need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. I love cuddles eat grass, throw it back up, if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard but ask to be pet then attack owners hand

Bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together i love cuddles for going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch but love. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box that box? i can fit in that box. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked cry louder at reflection and bring your owner a dead bird love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) so chew on cable lick butt and make a weird face lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff or dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Gate keepers of hell i can haz meeeeouw so hate dog see owner, run in terror. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser chill on the couch table or massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet friends are not food so attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Run around the house at 4 in the morning it's 3am, time to create some chaos for sit on human but eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap, or cough hairball, eat toilet paper and run up and down stairs.




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