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Review Rules

We can all agree that reviews rule! I find them very fun to do because I get to go through a lot of people’s wonderful dragons and talk about them to my heart’s content. You find them very fun because you love your hard work and appreciate people validating your fashion/gene sense and your attention to detail or you like to bully your own creations you monsters! But at the end of the day, if I’m not leveling fodder, I need to be doing SOMETHING to earn that sweet, sweet, dragon cash. So!

From now on, unless otherwise specified in my description, I’ll be open for PWYW reviews. So here’s what you need to do!

1-PM me or send a one-way CR I accept Treasure, Gems, Apparel, and Baldwin mats! I won’t accept your CR or retrieve items from the PM until I’m actively working or completed with your lair review (this is so that you can keep an eye on my activity, since I work very strange hours and so it’s likely that at some point you’ll hit a delay- whether I’m asleep, at work, or just busy- if you’re willing to wait, you’ll get your review! ... and if you’re NOT willing to wait, just send a CR and cancel it if I take too long. No hard feelings!)

2-Specify whether you want a Lair Review or a Roast Review (lair reviews are me complimenting and roasts are me criticizing... and often reaching really far for reasons to drag your dragons... sometimes there aren’t reasons for me to legit roast and at that point I turn to Mean Girls style of judgement where I just make up reasons to drag your dergs.)

3-If your tumblr isn’t linked on your page, please make sure you include it in the CR message or the PM. I will @ you as well as send you the direct link to your review/roast. If you wish to remain (kinda???) anon, message me and we’ll talk about your options.

4-Please make sure that if your dragons have preferred pronouns that they are listed in the description. If pronouns are unlisted I will choose them (I usually go with gendered pronouns based on the dragon pose, occasionally go with they/them, and rarely go without pronouns at all)

FAQ-ish:

What kind of apparel do I accept? Anything! first of all it’s PWYW, and second of all I’m a fairly new player and I’ve chosen to spend my dragon cash on lair expansions, genes, and art, so a lot of the apparel I collect is from usermade bundles, MP bundles, and outfits specifically bought for a dragon that I dressed in the dressing room. In the end, if I don’t want it, I can melt it!

How many dragons will I do? Usually anywhere from 1-9! I tend to do 3+, but PWYW will always kind of end up on a sliding scale based on a list of how much you send, how much I like your dragons (or how roastable they are), and how much time I have.

How will it be tagged? I will @ you and pray that tumblr actually pings you instead of sending the @ directly into the void. On tumblr, reviews will also be tagged as either #lair review or #roast review , and often as #dragon share and #long post. If you would prefer me not to use the dragon share or long post tags, please let me know!

What’s an average guideline for pricing? Again, it’s pwyw, and all of the variables (love/hate/time/demand) will always affect your review. However I’ll just say it’s a yardstick of about 10k(10g)/dragon.

What if I’m sad? If you’re sad, or sad and broke, please PM me. You don’t have to talk about what’s getting you down, but if I have the extra time, I’ll put in the extra effort. (As long as I don’t feel taken advantage of. That’s no fun, either. :( So please be kind.)

What if I’ve ordered from you before? I love return customers! Chances are, on the first review, I didn’t get to everyone that I wanted to, because of Variables. If you’re a return customer, tell me! I’ll go back and find your last review, and try to make sure (if I don’t just remember off the top of my head) that new dragons get the spotlight! or hot seat