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Mighty Lair
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Welcome to
Haven Zero

October was unproductive... still recovering
Man of many (many) devices

Where is this place, again? wrote:
====You would not find Haven Zero unless Haven Zero wanted you to.
=====But if Haven Zero wanted you to, you would have made a series of poor life choices, now apparently culminating in your being lost in the Tangled Wood. I mean, really lost. Your once-keen sense of direction would be failing you, and your once-keen ears would hear nothing but the gentle sloshing of a distant coast. You would probably be asking: "Why this? Why me?" The answer, of course, is that Spanx has her tyrant claws all over Sornieth and had a spy track you down and encourage you to make poor life choices until things culminated in your being lost in the Tangled Wood, and I mean really lost-- but you'll probably never know that.
=====From there, a few things could happen. Theoretically, you could follow the coast to the camp on the peninsula, but that hardly ever happens. More likely, before you even make it to the coast, you'll be approached by a Mirror with a couple Nocturnes at his heels. You'll be terrified.
=====You'll be captured. You'll be held to trial before Spanx, who will judge you for your life and find you suitable for the clan, because, of course, she was the one who planned your arrival-- unless she didn't plan your arrival in which case you will face a bloody death-by-sacrifice but once again that almost never happens.
=====Now that you're a member of the clan, you start to figure things out. For one, this place is a mess.
=====Haven Zero was founded on the most noble of intentions-- bringing the loners of the continents together. Spanx was the proud leader of this proud band, which worked together to keep themselves safe and secret, which was all well and dandy until Spanx figured out how to ward the forest around them, keeping out dragons and wildlife alike. With this new power came new responsibilities Spanx deemed a good use of dark magic, so eventually, power-starved and magic-charged, authority was handed over to her accomplice Rayjack. Unfortunately, Rayjack was recovering from her own private soap drama and lacked the emotional stability to rally the clan together. Formally, authority now belongs to Dune, but with Spanx's black magics still rampant, everyone knows nothing happens without her say-so.
=====With that in mind, you can't help but ask yourself: why are you here?

Angry Ex-Matriarch
Current Patriarch
Creepy Security

Hi, I'm Falcon, and I'm a cringelord. Talk to me about Danger Days, or just follow me on Twitter because I am heck-ing hilarious.
More fun facts about me! My favorite ice cream topping is eagle down, any my favorite passtime is thinking up offensive magic 8-ball answers. Instead of brains I have fizzy go-gurt, and my thumbs are baby carrots with steampunk bits glued on. One time the frontman of Creeper and I made eye contact and I made him laugh as the band began the encore. That's true by the way. Get to the venue early for good seats so you have creepy stories to tell strangers on the internet.

(in general order of how much I want it)

  • Art!! Art is my favorite, even bad art. There's a reason this is #1 on this list. Seriously anything. Visual art of any sort, written art, music (?), whatever random thing you have. I prefer dragons to gijinkas or anything else but that doesn't mean I don't love it anyways
  • Any/everything unicorn related
  • Primary genes: Savanna
  • Secondary genes: Striation
  • Misc. apparel, especially from sets in the past year!
  • Festival currency
  • Festival apparel and recolors
  • Custom accents
  • Another Eliminate, just like everyone else
  • Bears:


Recent Clan Activity [View All]
12/17 Earned: Level 40 Scavenging Reach a level of 40 in the Scavenging skill.
12/16 Birthed new hatchlings! 2 Spiral Female
12/09 Birthed new hatchlings! 2 Guardian Female
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Recent Comments Page: 1 2 »
Hawktalon wrote:
NUU. Dune is mine now. He will make my lair so much prettier just by his very presence. (Purples and oranges are some of my favorite color combos, he looks like a fiery sunset.)
Dec 23, 2017, 18:32:14
Hawktalon wrote:
*steals Dune and his gorgeous outfIt
Dec 22, 2017, 19:04:51
marthacat wrote:
Dec 06, 2017, 16:20:01
HellsPurestDevil wrote:
Hi fal
Aug 10, 2017, 19:19:10
HellsPurestDevil wrote:
Aug 10, 2017, 18:31:51
eeeeel wrote:
Thanks! I love his look, he makes me like Thylacine which is a miracle lol :D
Jul 10, 2017, 19:56:06
Ratiasu wrote:
what's a good song you'd recommend by Creeper? Im intrigued by your story ;p
Jul 05, 2017, 20:58:12
Renoki wrote:
I love it! Thank you so much! (I also happened to see if sideways :v but I went back to finishing my own claim and came back to it right side up xD)
Jul 03, 2017, 19:25:44
SporkLord wrote:
Just realized you know exactly what I'm quoting and now I feel like an idiot. Still, seriously, thanks. I love having this name and showing my appreciation of entertainment oddities.
May 06, 2017, 17:50:15
SporkLord wrote:
Thanks. I've been using variations on that name for years. It's my sole alias now. The broadcast message is a quote from the end of Repo! The Genetic Opera. It's a weird movie. Worth the watch just for the experience if you haven't seen it.
May 06, 2017, 17:37:48
HellsPurestDevil wrote:
Apr 05, 2017, 09:02:25
Geneku2 wrote:
I'm collecting pi dergs! can i have 31415826 please? thanks
Mar 10, 2017, 10:59:57
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