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TehuMertt's Clan
Ancient Lair
of the
Tempest Spire
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9 hrs + | INTP | Realist | Ratio 1:1000 | Gen1 hoarder





It's the 245,823th time I'm changing the intro hahahaha....This is where you enter fresh Ridgeback hell and I'll be your guide today, name's Aduain (or Kneph). Feel free to use any pronouns because I literally don't care!!1 I lost my previous account because of a misunderstanding and I'm salty as hell and will not rest until I take over the entire world, just watch me. All the dragons that are in DeadBattery remain as a part of my lore and I'll try to recreate them as best as possible. I am here now out of pure spite. I even got an Imperial scroll two days before I got locked out so technically, I have a G1 Imperial in my possession and that makes me feel a bit better.
I have severe anxiety but replying to people online isn't a problem so shower me with comments and messages. Addicted to collecting, a complete nerd and dork, love Amazing World of Gumball, Ducktales (2017), Steven Universe and Gravity falls. I am walking sci-fi trash, love science and very interested in Ancient Egyptian history.

I'm a part-time pilot in Elite Dangerous, fantastic game, 11/10, would play again. Also very addicted to DOOM 2016. We don't talk about Darkorbit on this Christian hellish server.

My only life objective is to unlock the full potential of my brain, riftwalk and serve Lord Dominator as her subordinate.

Not a fan of humans but I love all other animals especially hyenas, cicadas, jumping spiders, crustaceans and cuttlefish. It's never not the time for you to send dog or cat pics. I am also horrible meme garbage.

I am a major collector and I must have these one day:
- 4 digit G1
- 5 digit G1
- 6 digit G1
- 7 digit G1
- G1 Imperial
- 4/20 G1
- birthday dragon
- Riftwalk day dragon
- Naomi descendant
- dream Imperial
- XXX G1
- XYY G1
- deity based G1
- XXY G1
- XYX G1
- Halloween dragon
- unique ID dragon
- glitch dragon
- leap day G1
- Marva G1
- raffle dragon
You've been driving through the lush gardens of the Viridian Labyrinth for days now, it feels like it's been weeks, but it appears you've enjoyed every minute of it. The electric bus you're on might be a bit slow but it is sturdy! On your journey behind a mud-stained window, you've met many fellow passengers, some of them getting off soon, some of them travelling alongside you this whole time. You've bypassed thousands of dragon clans and villages, every single one of them unique in its own way. You've seen vast, mighty treehouses hidden behind blankets of leaves and blooming vines, you've witnessed the beauty of powerful rivers spreading into thousands of distributaries followed by magnificent waterfalls and the woodland denizens utilizing the waterpower. You've bypassed lairs situated in sturdy tree trunks and lairs residing on top of crystal clear water, but the highlight was crossing wooden bridges strangled by vines high in gargantuan trees, and alongside many other dragons you've wondered if the bridge would collapse under the bus' weight. So many times you've been warmly welcomed by the mysterious yet kind residents of the blossoming wilds, so many times has food been offered to you on stops and you gladly accepted, but you couldn't stay too long because you've had places to be, people to meet!
After a few days of riding the bus, you're finally here at the centre - The Behemoth. The outstanding magnificence of the enormous tree takes your breath away, but the sight of a colourful sign snaps you out of it. It's your stop! You excitedly notify the driver and he stops, letting you out. You get off the bus, your butt still sore from all that sitting and you look at that familiar sign again. It says „Archives of the Viridian Labyrinth“, a sophisticated booth right below it, and an elder dragon, seemingly a Tundra, sitting at a paper-covered desk, visibly stressed. You approach the booth excitedly and just as about to ask, you hesitate. The employee seems to be busy, do you interupt or let them notice you? A few moments pass and the dragon notices you, a hoarse but kind voice exits their mouth, „How can I help you, traveller?“ - they ask while not taking their eyes off of their papers. At last, you're finally here, at the Behemoth, finally to get some solid instructions!
„Hi! This has been such a tiresome journey and now that I'm here, could you look for the...“ - you glance at your device to find the name of the clan you're looking for - the „Tehu Mer-tt.“ The dragon studies the papers thoroughly. It appears it's going to take a while so you look around. You glance at the colossal, mossy roots of The Behemoth and see dozens of hummingbirds flying from one flower to another. The rainforest is pulsating with life. Your eyes follow the vines that are enveloping the roots, leading your sight into the massive treetops where the biggest clans reside. From the point where you stand, even the Ridgebacks that are circling their clans look miniature, like flies. Many clans, villages, markets, even entire cities can be seen covering the gargantuan treetops of the Behemoth. That surely shows you how truly enormous that tree is.
„Hey, traveller.“ - a familiar voice breaks the silence, - „I'm afraid the Tehu Mer-tt isn't here. They only have a vacation lot here, you'll have to look somewhere else.“ Those words sliced through you like sharpened Raptorik blades. How is this possible? Have you really been stuck on that bus for days for absolutely nothing? Well, at least you have incredible memories from your journey- no! You refuse to believe that this is the truth, so you ask, visibly shook - „W-wait! This can't be true! Could you check again, please?“
The dragon takes their eyes off their papers, looks straight at you and calmly replies - „Traveller, I've been working here for quite a while...“ - they say while lowering their glasses - „and I can assure you that in all these years I haven't misread not even one phrase.“ You slowly look away in disbelief, still trying to figure out how this could have possibly happened. You look at your device once more to check the name of the clan, to check the notes... it clearly says „Viridian Labyrinth“, but now it's only a vacation lot. Has someone been messing with you this whole time? You unhurriedly turn around and take your first step back to bus stop when suddenly the dragon calls you again. It startles you and you stop. You look at the dragon who seems to be gesturing at you to come closer, you approach the booth once more. „Listen... you must have travelled long and far when you're this stressed about not being able to locate your destination- well... To heck with it! If you've heard of it, you must have been invited! Anyone who hasn't been invited doesn't even know about that place.“ - the dragon says excitedly. „The clan might be registered here, but it is not situated in this very place, only their vacation lot. If you want to find it, you need to go to the outbacks. For crying out loud, that's what the name stands for! Mer-tt means outbacks and I'm sure you weren't notified about it. You see, their administrator and I are very good friends and I can assure you we'll be able to sort this out soon. I'm just going to give them a swift call and you'll receive private transport, it shouldn't take too long.“

I might finish this one day.


Animals and plants that are protected by clan's laws (and are being hoarded):

The things I hoard:

  • ping WolfSoulweaver if selling the date tree
  • ping NexusEden when Nebt Aur is done
  • ping Druzy & Sanzuwu for future accents
  • ping Imo for mass hatch
  • ping SpicyTunaRoll for art
Dream G1 dragons:

??? - tanner
??? - winemaker
??? - Dead collector
??? - Lapis trader
Epic clans worth mentioning:


Recent Clan Activity [View All]
05/20 Birthed new hatchlings! 2 Imperial Male, 1 Imperial Female
05/14 Birthed new hatchlings! 3 Imperial Male
05/13 Earned: In Tune with the Runes Have all eleven elemental runestones in your Hoard.
TehuMertt User ID: 430074
Date Joined: 2018-11-07
Birthday: October 09
Forum Posts: 2853
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Recent Comments Page: 1 2 »
Illiobillium wrote:
Pressing [F] to pay respects to the eye vial thread.
May 20, 2019, 13:16:56
Kriivara wrote:
Oh my, thank you so much! If it doesn't win and I get some more people interested, I'll definitely let you know! <3
May 19, 2019, 15:38:43
Equive wrote:
Aaaa thank you so much, that means a lot ;v;
May 17, 2019, 13:51:33
BotanyBlack wrote:
yep. could have been worse! Thanks for hosting them!
May 17, 2019, 09:35:27
mandolady wrote:
You dropped me a line saying you're interested in my wine orange lapis g1 feel free to pm me an offer :-)
May 15, 2019, 22:31:37
Looshiana wrote:
Ahhh omg thank you ;v;
May 14, 2019, 09:31:32
Khayria wrote:
Please ping me for Shnu if it doesn't win c:
May 13, 2019, 23:03:30
NowViewing wrote:
tysm <333
May 09, 2019, 06:02:10
NowViewing wrote:
Are you still printing the fruity PC accent? :000 I’d really love a copy
May 09, 2019, 05:39:39
kveikur wrote:
dfhkjshdkgfj thanks!!!! it's my pride and joy!!
May 09, 2019, 05:38:56
WildGuppy wrote:
Hi! I saw 3 of your dragons in the mermay show and thought they where beautiful, had a look trough lair. When I see a lair I really like I often send them a friend request, so I can look back later, but I missed the "no random requests" in your info sry
May 09, 2019, 05:04:34
Kalinka wrote:
Your Greenskeeper entry is legit stunning.. Omg.. If you ever print accents one day I'll be the first in line LOL. :3
May 08, 2019, 19:46:29
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