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PAUSED BUT MAYBE NOT CLOSED
Want someone to compliment and/or shame your dragons? Tired of regular lair review formats that offer thoughtful criticism and appraisal? Then let a Loud Lizard yell things at you in exchange for imaginary golden coins!
LOUD LIZARD LAIR REVIEWS!
Lizard Rules:
~I AM SUBSCRIBED PLEASE DON'T PING
~I may only be offering these periodically. Being one of those Adult types, I sometimes don't have a lot of time for pixel dragons, and even less time for being creatively driven. Please respect this. I don't want to let people down, but I also don't want to make someone wait a long time or get something they're not happy with.
~Going along with the first rule, I greatly prefer 1-way CRs with payment that I will only finalize once the review is done and posted. This way I don't have to worry about refunds if I run out of steam and stop for a while.
~I host all my reviews on my tumblr. Please let me know what your url is (if you have one) so I can tag you, or else I'll post a permalink on the thread.
~Feel free to reblog/re-host any reviews I do (and censor them if you must for this T-for-Toddler site) but please don't drastically edit things or remove credit to me.
Lizard Pricing:
~Base price for review stuff is 50kt or 50g. I am occasionally open to other offers of items I want, especially snake companion apparel. This price will usually get you five dragons. That being said, if I end up doing more than that in my review, I'm not going to charge you extra afterwards. But if you specifically want more dragons done, I'd like a little more up front, around 10kt per dragon.
~Tips are welcome! I collect lots of reptile-related items and I always need food and baldwin materials.
~I may be tempted into doing larger-scale reviews but those are on a bribe-only basis.
now for the fun stuff
HAPPY BEEPING (aka positive lair yelling-at)
~I pick a number of dragons from your lair and give them some disjointed, nonsensical compliments
~Can be FR-approved or more r00d if desired (please specify)
~Bonus Mode: Randomonium! Give me the number of permas in your lair and I will use RNG to pick some to review
ENTER THE SHAME VORTEX (aka let me roast your dragons)
~I call out your dragons on their fashion choices, gene choices, and life choices
~Once again, you can specify your desired level of savagery and appropriateness
~Please remember that these are for fun above all else.
Bad and naughty dragons are put in the bubble spinner to atone for their sins
more coming soon???? who knows?????
post banners by Mibella/Voratte, screaming Vhyx art by fofflux
