Art Sales

[center][img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/6575b2853306fe37367fc0beeb3b59aa/tumblr_pfzvqlBg401xg68fjo1_540.png[/img] [size=1]thank you lunabee for my banner![/size] hello! i'm tea, and i'll be taking your order today! please read through the menu before placing your order. c: [quote=Pricing][b]1000 Treasure/1 Gem per word[/b] i.e. if your review is 350 words, the total is 35,000 treasure or 35 gems. [color=red]Reviews will never exceed 60,000 treasure/60 gems = 600 words[/color][/quote] ---------------------------------------------------- MENU [b]1. positive dragon review -[/b] [i]two dragons of your choice, reviewed at room temperature for approximately one paragraph. words are served warm, and inviting.[/i] [b]2. negative dragon review -[/b] [i]two dragons, cooked at one million degrees, and slathered in aloe for any burns. words are served ice cold. please watch for sharp edges.[/i] [b]3. chef's choice -[/b] [i]two dragons, one positive, one negative. refunds not given for tears. the chef does not care that you love your dragons. frankly, the chef is an awful person, but we can't seem to get her fired.[/i] [/center] ------------------------------------------------ [center]COMPLETED REVIEWS[/center] [columns] [size=1][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/1#post_35636250]MildChameleon 2/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/1#post_35636648]1Kazan1 2/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/2#post_35638889]WindKisses 2/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/2#post_35639437]vaporslash 2/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/3#post_35647048]petall 3/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/5#post_35742648]spoon 9/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/5#post_35742707]jori 9/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/5#post_35742757]olega 9/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/art/2540777/5#post_35742792]bufftuffandfluff 9/10/2018[/url] Chef's Choice[/columns]

TO DO

fitz CC - PREPAID/NOT DONE
rexcalibur CC - NOT PAID/NOT DONE
leafstar CC - NOT PAID/NOT DONE
cleverdual 2 x CC - PREPAID/NOT DONE
bedoclock - PDR + CC - NOT PAID/NOT DONE

Can I have one Chefs Choice please?

@MildChameleon [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&id=422075&tab=dragon&did=45694176]Liver[/url] hustles over to you, a stack of paper's in his hands. [i]"Let's see.....chef's choice...chef's choice...chef's ch-OH. There you are. Uh, well, yeah. Okay."[/i] He furrows his brow, and looks at you pityingly, before clearing his throat. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42649206] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/426493/42649206_350.png[/img] [/url] [i]"On the subject of Julep, I have hardly ever seen such an extraordinarily [b]boring[/b] dragon. Gray? [b]Gray?![/b] Hideous. It doesn't matter that it's not exactly gray, because it's close enough. Not to mention, I'm positive stripes went out two seasons ago. It's shocking they've managed to have children looking the way they do. The only redeeming factor as far as looks go (we like to keep it shallow here) are the wings. At least the wing plates you've decided to go with for apparel have managed to match (though, let's be honest, not very well)."[/i] Liver looks at you again, and tries to shrug off the review he was just made to read. [i]"Er...Thistle is quite.......honest? The next one is much better, I assure you!"[/i] He shuffles the papers a bit, and begins to read. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=43495392] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/434954/43495392_350.png[/img] [/url] [i]"If every dragon were as bold as Gaia, I would never have to right another negative review. The pop of color her wings give in contrast with her auburn coloring is simply splendid. I could stare at the subtle changes for hours and never get tired. Her apparel goes beyond doing her justice, and moves right into a fashion runway. The greens and browns in her shawl compliment her natural beauty marvelously; I just don't think she could do any better than she has (not to mention, I happen to love frogs, and I approve strongly of keeping one with you at all times)."[/i] Liver rolls up the papers and tucks them into his pocket. [i]"Well, there you have it! Er, please leave your payment on the counter. If you have any complaints, Thistle probably doesn't care too much. You're better off leaving comments with me."[/i] With that, the Fae scurried off to his next appointment. ----------------------------------------------- thank you for allowing me to review your dragons! please send payment when you're ready c:

Both reviews made me smile! Thank you <3

@moontea

May I get a chefs choice please?

@1Kazan1 you can pay however much you'd like to! ---------------------------------------------------------- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&id=422075&tab=dragon&did=45694176]Liver[/url] huffed as he arrived to the next patron. His face was red (well, redder than normal), and he seemed to be struggling under the weight of the reviews he was carrying. [i]"It's been a busy evening,"[/i] he said, trying to look happier than he....well, looked. Without hesitating to ask if it was alright, he plopped the stack of papers on your table. [i]"Alright, let's get this over with. One chef's choice, right?"[/i] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40708013] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/407081/40708013_350.png[/img] [/url] Liver cleared his throat. [i]"I have just one question about Cher. Did she fall into a swamp, and upon exiting, did she forget to take the leaves [b]off of her?[/b] Gods, it's like she ran into a flock of birds and just decided,'Oh that'll do, surely there's no other apparel in all of Sorneith that would look better than [b]bird feathers[/b].' And what's up with the hat? You're not Robin Hood. Put away the arrows and get rid of the helmet scales. This outfit is bad and you should feel bad."[/i] The fae stared at you before slowly looking back at the review. [i]"Well. She's nothing if not sincere. You'd think with all her opinions she'd at least tell dragons what to wear. Ah well."[/i] With that, he started on the next one. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=43160320] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/431604/43160320_350.png[/img] [/url] [i]"Oh Aranatha. Would that I could wax poetic. Unfortunately, poetry is not my strength, but pleasing the Arcanist simply [b]must[/b] be your's. Your cloak is the perfect accent to your shimmering feathers. You've kept things simple, yet intriguing: a skill that many dragons lack. While I tore apart Cher for her use of feathers, I found now I'm charmed by them (though the bird skulls are a bit macabre). Fantastic use of color and atmosphere creates an ensemble I enjoy looking at."[/i] Liver rolls up the papers and tucks them into his pocket. "Well, there you have it! Er, please leave your payment on the counter. If you have any complaints, Thistle probably doesn't care too much. You're better off leaving comments with me." With that, the Fae scurried off to his next appointment. ------------------------------------------- thank you for allowing me to review your dragons! please send payment when you're ready c:

@moontea
Could I have a chef's choice omg? These look so funny! I'll pay you some gems/apperal after if that's ok. :D

Oh goodness, I'd very much like to have the chef's choice if you don't mind?

@moontea

Could I get a Chef's Choice please?