So I'm sure at least a few of you have heard of this game or played this game before. For those of you who haven't, the rules are quite simple. You think of something you could do to get kicked out of Walmart.
I'll start off the game with #1.
Steal a bunch of candy, then blame it on the old lady behind you in the checkout line.
So I'm sure at least a few of you have heard of this game or played this game before. For those of you who haven't, the rules are quite simple. You think of something you could do to get kicked out of Walmart.
I'll start off the game with #1.
Steal a bunch of candy, then blame it on the old lady behind you in the checkout line.
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I would scream through one of the phones they have at Walmart they have just waiting to be screamed in.
I would scream through one of the phones they have at Walmart they have just waiting to be screamed in.
Walk around with 2 pillows
When a random person passes you, throw a pillow at them and wait for them to catch it
Proceed to beat the crap out of them with your pillow in an impromptu pillow fight
Walk around with 2 pillows
When a random person passes you, throw a pillow at them and wait for them to catch it
Proceed to beat the crap out of them with your pillow in an impromptu pillow fight
Have shopping cart races in the cutlery aisle!
Have shopping cart races in the cutlery aisle!
Run up to the loudspeaker and play 'Potato Knishes.'
Run up to the loudspeaker and play 'Potato Knishes.'
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Bring some butcher knives, ropes and duct tape to cashier and say 'tonight's going to be fun'
Bring some butcher knives, ropes and duct tape to cashier and say 'tonight's going to be fun'
Go to the produce section and grab all of the potatoes they have and arrange them in a giant pentagram on the floor. Bonus points if you grab some candles from an isle and light them as well.
Say you're summoning the Potato Lord, and say that for the Potato Lord to be summoned there must be a sacrifice of one Walmart cashier.
Go to the produce section and grab all of the potatoes they have and arrange them in a giant pentagram on the floor. Bonus points if you grab some candles from an isle and light them as well.
Say you're summoning the Potato Lord, and say that for the Potato Lord to be summoned there must be a sacrifice of one Walmart cashier.
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What if you grabbed a stick of celery and started running around singing rock music and TV show tunes . :D
I am loving these :D
What if you grabbed a stick of celery and started running around singing rock music and TV show tunes . :D
Moonwalk across the isles wearing nothing but a bra (even if you're a dude) and underpants. Oh, and balance a carton of chocolate milk on your head whilst doing so and wait until it finally drops.
Moonwalk across the isles wearing nothing but a bra (even if you're a dude) and underpants. Oh, and balance a carton of chocolate milk on your head whilst doing so and wait until it finally drops.
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Bring a boombox in, turn the volume to max, and blast the song "Bad" by Michael Jackson, while slowly taking off all your articles of clothing. ;3
Bring a boombox in, turn the volume to max, and blast the song "Bad" by Michael Jackson, while slowly taking off all your articles of clothing. ;3
