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So, by now we all know how inaccurate Google Translate can be at times, right? Knowing that, I want to know how far it will take us. I'll post a sentence, and then the next person Google Transtates that sentence, another person now Google Translates that newly posted sentence, and so on.

Example:
Me: A cat has sat on the burning hot mat.

Player A: A cat sat on the burning hot carpet.

Translated in Portugese.

Player B: A cat sat on the hot hot carpet.

Translated in Greek.

Player C: I'm on the hot warm cat

Translated in Luxembourgish.

And so on.

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So, I suppose I'll start this off?

First Sentence: A peice of pizza came flying into my room from the smokey outdoors, and slapped me on the face. The force of the slap was so hard, my face was brused the next day, and people at school thought I got beat up. I just told them there was no need to worry, and a pizza just slapped me on the face.

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So, the first sentence has been going in an endless loop of "I am very happy" and "I am happy" now. To keep this game alive, why not make a new sentence to translate into some obscure language and back?

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Second Sentence: Unknowningly, I continued with my day, hiding my face with a baseball cap I had found in my locker. Throughout the day, the searing pain had intensified, and I grew worried. When I came home from school, I investigated where the pizza had come from. I had no neighbors, so it wasn't possible for some stupid kid to have done that. In the backyard, I had found a pizza portal. The portal was spewing out pizza rapidly, making the loudest ringing noise I had ever heard . .

Translated from Persian and back: A horse from a pizza drove into my room out of the house and clung to me. Fraud force was very difficult, my face was cut off the next day, and people in the school thought that I was beating. I just told them that there was no need to worry and a pizza just shook my face.

Translated from Thai and back: The horses from the pizza drove into my room, leaving the house and stick with me. My face was cut off the next day and the people in the school thought I was dancing. I just tell them it does not need to be a concern and the pizza just shakes.

Translated into Japanese and back :

A horse from pizza rushed into my room, left the house and stuck with me. My face was cut the following day and the school people thought I was dancing. I just do not need to worry about it, I will tell them that the pizza just shakes.

Translated to Swahili and back:

The pizza horse went to my room, left the house and was arrested by me. My face was cut off the next day, and the school thought the atmosphere was playing. Sky is a bush bar, if it's Hawaii in heaven, heaven is a pizza.

Translated to Welsh and back:

The pizza horse went to my room, left the house and was arrested. My face was broken the next day, and the school was of the opinion that the atmosphere was playing. Sky is a bar in Sky, if it is Hawaiian in heaven, pizza is heaven.

Translated to Macedonian and back:

The pizza horse went to my room, I left the house and was arrested. My face was broken the next day, and the school was of the opinion that the atmosphere was playing. Sky is a bar in Sky, if Hawaiian is in heaven, pizza is paradise.

Translated to Sinhala and back:

The pizza horse went to my room. I was arrested and taken away. The next day my face broke. The environment of the school. Sky Sky Bar, Hawaiian Heaven, Pizza Paradise.

Translated from Tamil and back

A piece of pizza smoky was flying out of the room and hit me on my face. The strength of the room was very hard, the next day my face was separated, and I thought I was beaten at the school. I said no need to worry, a pizza slapped me on the face.