Don't have a pool?
Are oceans just not cool anymore?
Have too much money and hatchlings on your hands?
If you said yes to any of these questions, SNAPPER SWIMMING POOLS might be the perfect thing for you!
For the low low price of 999,999.99t a day, you too can get your own Snapper Swimming Pool! Hatchlings and faes love it!
Comes with multiple liquids, such as:
Water!:
Chocolate milk!
Orange Juice!
Radioactive waste!
And much, much more!
Let's hear some reviews from some of our customers!:
"One of my hatchlings died in these."
"My hatchlings sure had a blast and it was very safe! I'm being paid to say this. I don't have any hatchlings"
"I rented the limited edition Radio pool. Thought it would include music. My child now has three eyes and a taste for flesh."
"My hatchling wouldn't quiet down, then I rented a Snappool for him! Now he's nice and quiet, and the lair's at rest... though I haven't heard from him in three days..."
"My hatchlings seemed to really enjoy the radioactive waste pool I rented for them! Ignore the screaming of hatchlings in the background, I promise it's not mine melting in the waste!"
"My neighbors hatchling were always annoying the **** out of me and trespassed on my property getting into places they shouldn't. So I rented a radioactive Snapper pool to keep them occupied when I couldn't watch them. The kids loved it and bother me no longer. It's nice and quiet now, thanks, Snapper pools!
"She winked at me."
"It's super safe!!! My kid only came out with fourteen diseases after I rented the Radioactive Snappool!!!!! Very good!!!!"
"My hatchlings were annoying me so much that I rented a Snappool to keep them busy. They haven't told me if they liked it, or where they disappeared to."
"Took a swim in the radioactive snappool hoping it would melt my sins away, only melted flesh off but that's close enough. 10/10 would recommend."
"we had a dragon of ours go into a snappool, and now he wont stop screaming "CLUB PENGUIN IS DEAD""
"Met expectations. I wish I could forget."
"I've rented a snapper pool for the four new little hatchlings of the clan, but I haven't heard from them since then. Although I swear I heard a belch coming from the snapper pool... "
"I rented a Snappool for my clan's precious little hatchlings. They loved it! Climbed straight into the Snappool's mouth and screamed in joy for hours on end! And now they're so quiet, enjoying the peace of their Snappool! Either that or the Snappool ate them and they were being slowly digested by the radioactive waste in the Snappool's stomach. Either way, my clan is a lot more peaceful now! Thanks, Snappools!"
Let's hear a comment from one of our loyal Snappools!
Still not convinced? Call within the next 30 minutes and you can get a half price discount!
1-800-SNAPPOOLS!
Based on a reply @Nightshades made on a thread because Capsule on female snappers is a lot more of a pool than a ''thin layer of liquid under their transparent scales"
yeah, it says that in the announcement but i dont know that doesnt look very thin to me
The truth is that what you see before you is not a snapper but a pool for faes that looks like a snapper
Are oceans just not cool anymore?
Have too much money and hatchlings on your hands?
If you said yes to any of these questions, SNAPPER SWIMMING POOLS might be the perfect thing for you!
For the low low price of 999,999.99t a day, you too can get your own Snapper Swimming Pool! Hatchlings and faes love it!
Comes with multiple liquids, such as:
Water!:
Chocolate milk!
Orange Juice!
Radioactive waste!
And much, much more!
Let's hear some reviews from some of our customers!:
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"One of my hatchlings died in these."Quote:
"My hatchlings sure had a blast and it was very safe! I'm being paid to say this. I don't have any hatchlings"Quote:
"I rented the limited edition Radio pool. Thought it would include music. My child now has three eyes and a taste for flesh."Quote:
"My hatchling wouldn't quiet down, then I rented a Snappool for him! Now he's nice and quiet, and the lair's at rest... though I haven't heard from him in three days..."Quote:
no user 'CrimsonAero' "I was not expecting the snakes."
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"My hatchlings seemed to really enjoy the radioactive waste pool I rented for them! Ignore the screaming of hatchlings in the background, I promise it's not mine melting in the waste!"Quote:
"My neighbors hatchling were always annoying the **** out of me and trespassed on my property getting into places they shouldn't. So I rented a radioactive Snapper pool to keep them occupied when I couldn't watch them. The kids loved it and bother me no longer. It's nice and quiet now, thanks, Snapper pools!Quote:
"She winked at me."Quote:
no user 'CayCay'"Is the Snapper supposed to eat my children?"
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no user 'HalfMoonTheWolf'"I rented one of these last week and haven't seen the light of day since I got in. Please help me."
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no user 'MarxSoul'"We rented one of these to keep the hatchlings busy until we decided to send them to the Arcanist. I don't think we have anything to exalt anymore..."
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"It's super safe!!! My kid only came out with fourteen diseases after I rented the Radioactive Snappool!!!!! Very good!!!!"Quote:
"My hatchlings were annoying me so much that I rented a Snappool to keep them busy. They haven't told me if they liked it, or where they disappeared to."Quote:
no user 'burntpepper'"I rented our faes the radioactive waste pool and they grew to be 1,155,230 feet tall. They're the town's problem now"
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"Took a swim in the radioactive snappool hoping it would melt my sins away, only melted flesh off but that's close enough. 10/10 would recommend."Quote:
"we had a dragon of ours go into a snappool, and now he wont stop screaming "CLUB PENGUIN IS DEAD""Quote:
"Met expectations. I wish I could forget."Quote:
no user 'lemonading'"I rented one for my son and I haven't seen him in three days."
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no user 'samoqueen'"We rented the basic Snap-pool for a family get-together, Grandma isn't the best swimmer though and now we can see her skeleton through the clear bottom. It's a good warning for the hatchlings though..."
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no user 'faededfyre'"It was a great learning experience for all of our hatchlings. The ones who went in as well as the ones who had fun figuring out how the others died. No one else in the clan seems eager to try it..."
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"I've rented a snapper pool for the four new little hatchlings of the clan, but I haven't heard from them since then. Although I swear I heard a belch coming from the snapper pool... "Quote:
"I rented a Snappool for my clan's precious little hatchlings. They loved it! Climbed straight into the Snappool's mouth and screamed in joy for hours on end! And now they're so quiet, enjoying the peace of their Snappool! Either that or the Snappool ate them and they were being slowly digested by the radioactive waste in the Snappool's stomach. Either way, my clan is a lot more peaceful now! Thanks, Snappools!"Still not convinced? Call within the next 30 minutes and you can get a half price discount!
1-800-SNAPPOOLS!
Based on a reply @Nightshades made on a thread because Capsule on female snappers is a lot more of a pool than a ''thin layer of liquid under their transparent scales"
Nightshades wrote on 2017-09-03:
xxWolfii wrote on 2017-09-03:
DarknessReborn wrote on 2017-09-03:
It's supposed to be a thin layer of liquid under their transparent skin, but that's not working out right now.
yeah, it says that in the announcement but i dont know that doesnt look very thin to me
The truth is that what you see before you is not a snapper but a pool for faes that looks like a snapper
