I want to write some lore for one of my dergs, and I need some bad jokes for it. Unfortunately, I can't think of any. So hit me with your best worst jokes! (Perferably FR related, since this is FR discussion)
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I want to write some lore for one of my dergs, and I need some bad jokes for it. Unfortunately, I can't think of any. So hit me with your best worst jokes! (Perferably FR related, since this is FR discussion)
of my own creation...
why couldnt the werewolf pick up the dead man??
because he was a skeleton... yo, the werewolf was just howling mad.
why did the dragon get all his magic taken when he went to cool off under the tree?
because he was in the sh a d e ....
why couldnt the werewolf pick up the dead man??
because he was a skeleton... yo, the werewolf was just howling mad.
why did the dragon get all his magic taken when he went to cool off under the tree?
because he was in the sh a d e ....
of my own creation...
why couldnt the werewolf pick up the dead man??
because he was a skeleton... yo, the werewolf was just howling mad.
why did the dragon get all his magic taken when he went to cool off under the tree?
because he was in the sh a d e ....
why couldnt the werewolf pick up the dead man??
because he was a skeleton... yo, the werewolf was just howling mad.
why did the dragon get all his magic taken when he went to cool off under the tree?
because he was in the sh a d e ....
@chimmy
Oops, meant FR specific ones. That werewolf one is good though, definitely using that.
Oops, meant FR specific ones. That werewolf one is good though, definitely using that.
@chimmy
Oops, meant FR specific ones. That werewolf one is good though, definitely using that.
Oops, meant FR specific ones. That werewolf one is good though, definitely using that.
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@Lightningwind -tips hat! x,) i added another one that just came to my mind...oop
@Lightningwind -tips hat! x,) i added another one that just came to my mind...oop
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Hey, friendly reminder to drink water, stretch, and take a short break if you can. Stay healthy! Also, don't forget about any chores or tasks you might be putting off.
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I feel kinda awkward around water flighters, they can get pretty deep.
The Tangled Wood is a pretty shady place.
Naturally The Viridian Labyrinth is Blooming with beauty, it's unbeleafable.
The earth flight seems pretty grounded, i dig it.
The fire flight maybe a bit hotheaded, but you'll warm up to 'em.
All they ever do in The Southern Icefields is chill. < (not coloring this one for obvious reasons)
I grabbed an elder-dragon's walking cane when i was in The Starfall Isles the other day, when he asked why i took his cane i said "It's arcane".
The Scarred Wasteland really sickens me, it was a blight to get out.
Why is it always a good time to eat sweets in The Shifting Expanse? ... Because it's desert! shocking right?
Light me tell you a story, the first time i visited the Sunbeam Ruins i didn't wear sunglasses and boy oh boy did it ruin my day when i went blind.
Why did Tidelord go missing... NO ONE KNOWS!
Okay so Woodland path. What happens if you lose the path, dose it just become Woodland?
Why do they call it Redrock cove? I don't know about you but i've yet to sea a single red rock there.
Forgoten cave? WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT ANYMORE!
Bamboo falls? Where's the falling bamboo?
I find tundras hard to understand, i just never know what they mane.
Pinocchio made me stop trusting ridgebacks.
Wildclaws have never heard of toe nail clippers.
Why do skydancers only dance in the sky? ... Because the ground is beneath them!
I asked a spiral if they could help me with something, but they were all tied up.
Who gets more insulted when you call someone four-eyes, the one with glasses or the Mirror standing next to them? Fourthermore, is a mirror with glasses called a six-eyes?
Arcane eggs are well liked that's why they get so many rings. (if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it)
I feel kinda awkward around water flighters, they can get pretty deep.
The Tangled Wood is a pretty shady place.
Naturally The Viridian Labyrinth is Blooming with beauty, it's unbeleafable.
The earth flight seems pretty grounded, i dig it.
The fire flight maybe a bit hotheaded, but you'll warm up to 'em.
All they ever do in The Southern Icefields is chill. < (not coloring this one for obvious reasons)
I grabbed an elder-dragon's walking cane when i was in The Starfall Isles the other day, when he asked why i took his cane i said "It's arcane".
The Scarred Wasteland really sickens me, it was a blight to get out.
Why is it always a good time to eat sweets in The Shifting Expanse? ... Because it's desert! shocking right?
Light me tell you a story, the first time i visited the Sunbeam Ruins i didn't wear sunglasses and boy oh boy did it ruin my day when i went blind.
Why did Tidelord go missing... NO ONE KNOWS!
Okay so Woodland path. What happens if you lose the path, dose it just become Woodland?
Why do they call it Redrock cove? I don't know about you but i've yet to sea a single red rock there.
Forgoten cave? WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT ANYMORE!
Bamboo falls? Where's the falling bamboo?
I find tundras hard to understand, i just never know what they mane.
Pinocchio made me stop trusting ridgebacks.
Wildclaws have never heard of toe nail clippers.
Why do skydancers only dance in the sky? ... Because the ground is beneath them!
I asked a spiral if they could help me with something, but they were all tied up.
Who gets more insulted when you call someone four-eyes, the one with glasses or the Mirror standing next to them? Fourthermore, is a mirror with glasses called a six-eyes?
Arcane eggs are well liked that's why they get so many rings. (if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it)
The Windswept Plateau's scenery is breathtaking, it will really blow you away.
I feel kinda awkward around water flighters, they can get pretty deep.
The Tangled Wood is a pretty shady place.
Naturally The Viridian Labyrinth is Blooming with beauty, it's unbeleafable.
The earth flight seems pretty grounded, i dig it.
The fire flight maybe a bit hotheaded, but you'll warm up to 'em.
All they ever do in The Southern Icefields is chill. < (not coloring this one for obvious reasons)
I grabbed an elder-dragon's walking cane when i was in The Starfall Isles the other day, when he asked why i took his cane i said "It's arcane".
The Scarred Wasteland really sickens me, it was a blight to get out.
Why is it always a good time to eat sweets in The Shifting Expanse? ... Because it's desert! shocking right?
Light me tell you a story, the first time i visited the Sunbeam Ruins i didn't wear sunglasses and boy oh boy did it ruin my day when i went blind.
Why did Tidelord go missing... NO ONE KNOWS!
Okay so Woodland path. What happens if you lose the path, dose it just become Woodland?
Why do they call it Redrock cove? I don't know about you but i've yet to sea a single red rock there.
Forgoten cave? WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT ANYMORE!
Bamboo falls? Where's the falling bamboo?
I find tundras hard to understand, i just never know what they mane.
Pinocchio made me stop trusting ridgebacks.
Wildclaws have never heard of toe nail clippers.
Why do skydancers only dance in the sky? ... Because the ground is beneath them!
I asked a spiral if they could help me with something, but they were all tied up.
Who gets more insulted when you call someone four-eyes, the one with glasses or the Mirror standing next to them? Fourthermore, is a mirror with glasses called a six-eyes?
Arcane eggs are well liked that's why they get so many rings. (if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it)
I feel kinda awkward around water flighters, they can get pretty deep.
The Tangled Wood is a pretty shady place.
Naturally The Viridian Labyrinth is Blooming with beauty, it's unbeleafable.
The earth flight seems pretty grounded, i dig it.
The fire flight maybe a bit hotheaded, but you'll warm up to 'em.
All they ever do in The Southern Icefields is chill. < (not coloring this one for obvious reasons)
I grabbed an elder-dragon's walking cane when i was in The Starfall Isles the other day, when he asked why i took his cane i said "It's arcane".
The Scarred Wasteland really sickens me, it was a blight to get out.
Why is it always a good time to eat sweets in The Shifting Expanse? ... Because it's desert! shocking right?
Light me tell you a story, the first time i visited the Sunbeam Ruins i didn't wear sunglasses and boy oh boy did it ruin my day when i went blind.
Why did Tidelord go missing... NO ONE KNOWS!
Okay so Woodland path. What happens if you lose the path, dose it just become Woodland?
Why do they call it Redrock cove? I don't know about you but i've yet to sea a single red rock there.
Forgoten cave? WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT ANYMORE!
Bamboo falls? Where's the falling bamboo?
I find tundras hard to understand, i just never know what they mane.
Pinocchio made me stop trusting ridgebacks.
Wildclaws have never heard of toe nail clippers.
Why do skydancers only dance in the sky? ... Because the ground is beneath them!
I asked a spiral if they could help me with something, but they were all tied up.
Who gets more insulted when you call someone four-eyes, the one with glasses or the Mirror standing next to them? Fourthermore, is a mirror with glasses called a six-eyes?
Arcane eggs are well liked that's why they get so many rings. (if you liked it then you should've put a ring on it)
man, nature dragons are so pushy, they never leaf you alone
im sorry
man, nature dragons are so pushy, they never leaf you alone
im sorry
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The plague flight plays the best music, they have some pretty sick beats. They can be sore losers though. It can get blisteringly hot there too, that's why I'm currently trying to move to water. They really go with the flow.
The plague flight plays the best music, they have some pretty sick beats. They can be sore losers though. It can get blisteringly hot there too, that's why I'm currently trying to move to water. They really go with the flow.
What do you get when you make a Talonok out of bread dough? A Raptorik roll
How do the Beastclans like their steak? Marenated
A Serthis walks into a bar.
Why do the Beastclans apply for dom? They like to be the centaur of attention.
How do you protect a Longneck from getting wet? Llamanate it.
Why can’t harpies fight? Because they’re always unarmed.
How do the Beastclans like their steak? Marenated
A Serthis walks into a bar.
Why do the Beastclans apply for dom? They like to be the centaur of attention.
How do you protect a Longneck from getting wet? Llamanate it.
Why can’t harpies fight? Because they’re always unarmed.
What do you get when you make a Talonok out of bread dough? A Raptorik roll
How do the Beastclans like their steak? Marenated
A Serthis walks into a bar.
Why do the Beastclans apply for dom? They like to be the centaur of attention.
How do you protect a Longneck from getting wet? Llamanate it.
Why can’t harpies fight? Because they’re always unarmed.
How do the Beastclans like their steak? Marenated
A Serthis walks into a bar.
Why do the Beastclans apply for dom? They like to be the centaur of attention.
How do you protect a Longneck from getting wet? Llamanate it.
Why can’t harpies fight? Because they’re always unarmed.
