i was thinking of that episode of Amazing World of gumball where they make a fake television show for their family and friends (The Tape) and i thought why not try and write down what COULD happen if my dragons were cast for a reality T.V show?
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"Hello, I'm Ceadeus and welcome to my humble lair, on the Skyscraper- wait, no, that was wrong. CUT"
"Hello my fellow draconians!"
*Vesuvius off camera* don't say that again.
"Hi, i'm Carrion- that's not my name."
"Can somebody tell that ridgeback holding the camera he's got some fish guts all over his face?"
"i'm a generation one with a gem gene i dont need to do this" *walks away, stumbling over objects*
most likely he ends up crying on the floor covered in boxes.
i was thinking of that episode of Amazing World of gumball where they make a fake television show for their family and friends (The Tape) and i thought why not try and write down what COULD happen if my dragons were cast for a reality T.V show?
"Hello, I'm Ceadeus and welcome to my humble lair, on the Skyscraper- wait, no, that was wrong. CUT"
"Hello my fellow draconians!"
*Vesuvius off camera* don't say that again.
"Hi, i'm Carrion- that's not my name."
"Can somebody tell that ridgeback holding the camera he's got some fish guts all over his face?"
"i'm a generation one with a gem gene i dont need to do this" *walks away, stumbling over objects*
most likely he ends up crying on the floor covered in boxes.
my dergs:
possibility 1 - dragon bfdi
possibility 2 - sequence, beacon, neige, shibu, yuki, crystallism, and haiteku singing bad end night but in the middle of the song yaketsuku appears and screams "phone"
possibility 3 - ayamachi and yurusan performing a satanic ritual on seijun or something idk
my dergs:
possibility 1 - dragon bfdi
possibility 2 - sequence, beacon, neige, shibu, yuki, crystallism, and haiteku singing bad end night but in the middle of the song yaketsuku appears and screams "phone"
possibility 3 - ayamachi and yurusan performing a satanic ritual on seijun or something idk
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i feel like all of my fandragons would be incredibly canonical and it'd be weird like can you imagine
castiel: I'm an angel of the lord
max: i'm an athiest
crowley: hey wanna make some deals
bill: thats m y th i n g
(tom and tord, tamara and tori aggressively fighting. matilda and matt complimenting each other. ell trying to break it up)
daniel: want some koolaid????
aphinea: whats wrong with this clan
thorn: *facepalm*
i feel like all of my fandragons would be incredibly canonical and it'd be weird like can you imagine
castiel: I'm an angel of the lord
max: i'm an athiest
crowley: hey wanna make some deals
bill: thats m y th i n g
(tom and tord, tamara and tori aggressively fighting. matilda and matt complimenting each other. ell trying to break it up)
daniel: want some koolaid????
aphinea: whats wrong with this clan
thorn: *facepalm*
The only one who has enough lore tbh would be worthy of watching would be Jasper, he's pretty much a dragon Kardashian
My dragons would run a Ghost Hunt reality TV show.
My dragons would run a Ghost Hunt reality TV show.
if my dragons tried to do a show it'd either be "will I get killed going down this tunnel?" an x-files paraody run by Lyndel, or
casual, neverending draconic screaming
if my dragons tried to do a show it'd either be "will I get killed going down this tunnel?" an x-files paraody run by Lyndel, or
casual, neverending draconic screaming
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If my dragons were part of a reality show, it would be 90% Jester sashaying away and running into walls or him talking about everyone behind their backs. The other 10% is Aysel pulling pranks.
If my dragons were part of a reality show, it would be 90% Jester sashaying away and running into walls or him talking about everyone behind their backs. The other 10% is Aysel pulling pranks.
Since my lair is all spirals and the theme is England, every episode would start out with a serious attempt to be educational with dragons discussing just how awesome SpaceDad and England are... but this is a lair full of spirals (which have no attention span as a species) so things will quickly degrade into pointless races against things not dragons, spirals riding a reasonably price familiar, how tasty is that bug, spirals building things (hahahahaha) and other assorted nonsense.... seriously, this would only be watched by other spirals.
Since my lair is all spirals and the theme is England, every episode would start out with a serious attempt to be educational with dragons discussing just how awesome SpaceDad and England are... but this is a lair full of spirals (which have no attention span as a species) so things will quickly degrade into pointless races against things not dragons, spirals riding a reasonably price familiar, how tasty is that bug, spirals building things (hahahahaha) and other assorted nonsense.... seriously, this would only be watched by other spirals.
My lair would be all over the place as a reality TV show
-Some episodes in the Gladeveins, pretty usual stuff.
-Some episodes out on a galleon in the middle of the ocean with the wind so loud that you can't actually hear anything
-Some episodes of Azael broadcasting to the entire citadel what his next evil scheme is to bring the enterprise crumbling down like the good evil villain he is.
-Some episodes out in the desert wasteland where the wind is so loud you can't actually hear anything.
My lair would be all over the place as a reality TV show
-Some episodes in the Gladeveins, pretty usual stuff.
-Some episodes out on a galleon in the middle of the ocean with the wind so loud that you can't actually hear anything
-Some episodes of Azael broadcasting to the entire citadel what his next evil scheme is to bring the enterprise crumbling down like the good evil villain he is.
-Some episodes out in the desert wasteland where the wind is so loud you can't actually hear anything.
inb4 sequence, kachi, and denatsu doing... um... anything: the show
sequence drags them both into the arena, denatsu probably charging and at 6% battery life, and kachi is just tired and bored and won't even purr
and then everything changed when the longnecks attacked
inb4 sequence, kachi, and denatsu doing... um... anything: the show
sequence drags them both into the arena, denatsu probably charging and at 6% battery life, and kachi is just tired and bored and won't even purr
and then everything changed when the longnecks attacked
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