Because I'm in the mood to talk with everyone today and I've been wanting to make this thread for a month.
Mine are:
Windsinger kidnapped Tidelord and is hiding him in a balloon. Why? No idea.
Male Ridgebacks have to file their noses to keep them neat
Nocturnes talk in Scottish accents.
Plaguebringer secretly likes marshmallows
No I really have no explanation as to why I think this... I just do and I can't get it out of my head.
also flamecaller talks like a valley girl in my head and i'm so sorry
Because I'm in the mood to talk with everyone today and I've been wanting to make this thread for a month.
Mine are:
Windsinger kidnapped Tidelord and is hiding him in a balloon. Why? No idea.
Male Ridgebacks have to file their noses to keep them neat
Nocturnes talk in Scottish accents.
Plaguebringer secretly likes marshmallows
No I really have no explanation as to why I think this... I just do and I can't get it out of my head.
also flamecaller talks like a valley girl in my head and i'm so sorry
Ridgebacks throw their spikes e v e r y w h e r e when they get the spooks
Ridgebacks throw their spikes e v e r y w h e r e when they get the spooks
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SolifugeSpace
That mental image amuses me so much oh my god
when spirals are cold they dont shiver their whole body just becomes a wave and keeps on going like ^V^V^V^V^V^
when spirals are cold they dont shiver their whole body just becomes a wave and keeps on going like ^V^V^V^V^V^
oh boy time to share my conspiracy theories totally legit headcannons
shadow primal is just blackberry jelly but you can't eat it cause thats rude
shadowmom also has blackberry jelly in her eyes but you're can't eat it either
radioactive capsule is just gatorade
skins/accents/skincents are magic body paint
spirals can and will use their bodies like a rope to tie random dragons to trees and then tell them dead memes until the dragon just stops.exe
playing volleyball with pearlcatcher pearls is an immediate death sentence
faes hide their long neccs, but when they're mad, they extend them and punch you in the face with their face (it hurts more then you would expect)
oh boy time to share my conspiracy theories totally legit headcannons
shadow primal is just blackberry jelly but you can't eat it cause thats rude
shadowmom also has blackberry jelly in her eyes but you're can't eat it either
radioactive capsule is just gatorade
skins/accents/skincents are magic body paint
spirals can and will use their bodies like a rope to tie random dragons to trees and then tell them dead memes until the dragon just stops.exe
playing volleyball with pearlcatcher pearls is an immediate death sentence
faes hide their long neccs, but when they're mad, they extend them and punch you in the face with their face (it hurts more then you would expect)
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pyramids I love the little text example you did that is adorable to picture.
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218715 Oooo. I like the mild spook factor.
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Kataracts That entire post made me laugh hard enough I choked. Freaking Fae head punch sounds amazing.
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pyramids I love the little text example you did that is adorable to picture.
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218715 Oooo. I like the mild spook factor.
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Kataracts That entire post made me laugh hard enough I choked. Freaking Fae head punch sounds amazing.
[quote name="@Vegaswaddlez" date="2019-01-19 10:41:02" ]
@/Kataracts That entire post made me laugh hard enough I choked. Freaking Fae head punch sounds amazing.
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[i]headshot KO[/i]
@/Kataracts That entire post made me laugh hard enough I choked. Freaking Fae head punch sounds amazing.
headshot KO
Not sure if this is ridiculous but Coatl babies are born bald like actual birbs
Not sure if this is ridiculous but Coatl babies are born bald like actual birbs
Dont be afraid to @ me! I dont bite
Most Guardians who fail to furfill thier charge end up finding a way around it to keep thier honor, being too stubborn to give up on thier task.
Most apparel that is made of yarn/fur is acually made by Tundra fur, since they have a summer/winter fur and are happy to donate it when it comes off.
Pearlcatcher acually hatch out of round eggs which they dont eat and spit out to make a pearl, but acually glue it back together. They are spreading lies to keep people from stealing thier pearls made from "chewed eggshells and spit" 'cause honestly, who would want that?!
Mirrors dont walk, they dont understand the meaning of walk, they run slower.
Ridgebacks fight over females by doing swordfights with thier noses. Who gets poked in the eye loses.
Imperials are so large, smaller dragons as them to dig thier lairs. Its done in less than 3 mins.
When Faes were created, Guardians and Imperials were the last to get the news. They though its yet another kind of Harpie.
Most Guardians who fail to furfill thier charge end up finding a way around it to keep thier honor, being too stubborn to give up on thier task.
Most apparel that is made of yarn/fur is acually made by Tundra fur, since they have a summer/winter fur and are happy to donate it when it comes off.
Pearlcatcher acually hatch out of round eggs which they dont eat and spit out to make a pearl, but acually glue it back together. They are spreading lies to keep people from stealing thier pearls made from "chewed eggshells and spit" 'cause honestly, who would want that?!
Mirrors dont walk, they dont understand the meaning of walk, they run slower.
Ridgebacks fight over females by doing swordfights with thier noses. Who gets poked in the eye loses.
Imperials are so large, smaller dragons as them to dig thier lairs. Its done in less than 3 mins.
When Faes were created, Guardians and Imperials were the last to get the news. They though its yet another kind of Harpie.
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