When the teacher keeps contradicting himself and you sit there questioning his credibility
Longjaw Lurefish
Familiar
A lurefish is a cunning predator. They will burrow into soft mud until only their eyes and lure are exposed. They prey upon the birds who are attracted by their ruse.
me @ 2:30 pm
[item=River Muck]
me @ 2:30 am
[item=Chromefeather Lookout]
when someone tells u that u r beautiful
[item=Cheerful Residue]
me during math class be like
[item=Sapling Speaker]
when u realize there was homework u had to do over the weekend
[item=Frosted Pocketmouse]
when there are people over and i be stayin in my room hopin they dont notice me
[item=Transmuted Treasure]
Scraped off of the underside of a dock, this river muck appears to be moving...
2400
me @ 2:30 am
Chromefeather Lookout
Familiar
Step 1: Draft blueprint of robotic guard. Step 2: Revise until prototype is obnoxious and hilarious. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit.
2920
when someone tells u that u r beautiful
Cheerful Residue
Familiar
So the experiment was not exactly a success...but somehow you cannot bring yourself to dump the results. Is... is it smiling at you?
250
me during math class be like
Sapling Speaker
Familiar
Elemental acolyte of the Gladekeeper. (Greenskeeper Gathering Holiday Item 2016.)
0
when u realize there was homework u had to do over the weekend
Frosted Pocketmouse
Familiar
Though they can thrive in a variety of climates, frosted pocketmice are known for their tenacity during harsh winters.
1500
when there are people over and i be stayin in my room hopin they dont notice me
Transmuted Treasure
Familiar
Those who say all that treasure will never keep you company are probably feelin' pretty silly right about now. It's you and your money, goin' it alone!
1500
Hey, friendly reminder to drink water, stretch, and take a short break if you can. Stay healthy! Also, don't forget about any chores or tasks you might be putting off.
Me: Familiars aren’t good for much.
DraconisFilia: Reaction familiars.
Me:
[item=animated armor]
A blessing and a curse, donning this armor will increase one's martial abilities, but also one's taste for battle.
1500
000
Amy: No, Rosa, we are doing something important here. We are women, standing up and supporting each other and becoming-
(Rosa closes the trunk with Amy inside) Rosa: New fear: listening to Amy inspire us. Gina: Be back in a half hour, Ames.
Dressing up for your crush like:
[item=Radiant Flutterbun][item=Flutterbun]
This vibrant varmint is a mutation on the already-rare Flutterbun. Impossible to miss when the sun goes down, too.
0
Flutterbun
Familiar
The yearly nocturnal festivities aren't always consumed by gloom and doom; this very rare and colorful critter surfaces on the shortest days of the year and returns to its burrows as the days start to lengthen.
0
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Me: Familiars aren’t good for much.
DraconisFilia: Reaction familiars.
Me:
[item=animated armor]
[/quote]
When someone calls you cute while you're just being dangerous and angry
Ragepuff
Familiar
Sweetpuff and Ragepuff are actually of the same species. Couples typically consist of one of each disposition; one doting parent, and one ball of protective fury!
1500
When you want to sell in the auction house but there are just. too. many. items.
[item=hurricane herald]