yes hello i am here to rate how good dragon primal eyes taste because ive lost control of my life
i will also try to put the flights in order but my memory is worse than my emotional control so it may get out of hand
so lets get this party started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Do not try these at home.)
1. crust ring (aka 'earth flight' primal)
ok to start this list off we have a really bad case of dragon blepharitis that im not sure how even managed to get this nasty but unlike its appearance the taste isnt that bad. its like dry oats, filling ( mainly with disappointment) but bland.
i give a **3/10** only because i havent eaten in weeks my crops have withered and my flock has died and filling is just what i need. karen also took the kids so crust ring is the only thing keeping me from being entirely empty
2. literally just fire (aka 'lameforger's flight' primal)
i cant even give this one a rating because the entirety of my mouth has been inflamed (pun may or may not be intentional) and all i can taste is ash so im just going to give this a 1/10 for effort
3. sprinkler eyes (aka '' primal)
......im not sure how to rate this one either. i mean its literally a dragon with a sprinkler supposedly shoved into their sockets. not to mention its just water being spout out and water does not have flavor. but it did help prevent the entirety of my mouth from burning away so ill give it a **10/10** stay hydrated kids
4. uhhhhhh (aka 'not gas flight' primal)
basically just air but with flavor. tastes strangely like limes. also is salty but thats only because tears of my own despair are dripping down my face.
**4/10** because this entire situation confuses me and id rather forget ever doing this
5. just snowflakes (aka 'that flight whose deity has tiny ears' primal)
how do i rate this. these are just snowflakes. i wouldve preferred it if icecubes were pouring out of the eyes because at least those couldve given me sustenance. but no. all i get are snowflakes. only last on your tongue for three seconds before vanishing into the void. a waste of time.
**2/10** you disappoint me
6. Oh Okay (aka 'the occasional goop flight' primal)
ok so funny story. while i waskidnapping asking a dragon if i could have their strange eye juice they agreed but i couldnt figure out how to eat it. like their goop was just slowly oozing down and i wasnt sure if it was for eating or drinking?? it looked like liquid but it felt solid when i touched it
do i put this in a cup or do i just consume it on the spot?? turns out you just bite it like its some fruit roll up and it actually tasted like fruit. like a weird mixture of elderberry and grape. either way it wasnt bad so i give it a **6/10** wouldve been higher if it hadnt been so confusing
7. NANI (aka 'hey remember that one recurring joke during the 2018 anniversary' flight primal)
tastes like a firecracker. my eyes also hurt from how bright it was. do not ask me how i know what firecracker tastes like.
**0/10** i think im going blind
8. oof ouch owie (aka 'dragon labor flight' primal)
MY MOUTH
HURTS
JESUS
**1/10** for a split second it kind of tickled my tongue but the only thing i tasted afterwards was pain
9. backyard salad (aka 'green flight' primal)
besides the metallic blood and ash flavor still lingering in my mouth this actually tasted fine. not great but fine. like a salad except with only the lettuce and nothing more added to it.
i give this a **7/10** only because it didnt cause me any more injuries
10. n (why would you do this)
No.
11. pink eye gone wrong (aka 'remember when arcanist almost destroyed sornieth t w ice' flight primal.)
tastes strangely a lot like fruit punch mixed in with some kind of soda?? was very fizzy when i drank it. i also think i may have attained godlike powers from sipping out of these galactic orbs. nothing can stop me now.
**10/10** wow arcanist you did something right good job
anyway this is the end of my epic primal taste testing review and i gotta say. . despite being in horrible agony from eating (and just seeing) some of those delicious e ye s and also obtaining an insubstantial amount of mouth injuries and nearly going blind i at least got to become god at the end. so thats cool. i hope you fellow gamers have a nice day
No Dragons Were Harmed In The Making Of This Thread (Trust Me I Am A Doctor)
i will also try to put the flights in order but my memory is worse than my emotional control so it may get out of hand
so lets get this party started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Do not try these at home.)
1. crust ring (aka 'earth flight' primal)
ok to start this list off we have a really bad case of dragon blepharitis that im not sure how even managed to get this nasty but unlike its appearance the taste isnt that bad. its like dry oats, filling ( mainly with disappointment) but bland.
i give a **3/10** only because i havent eaten in weeks my crops have withered and my flock has died and filling is just what i need. karen also took the kids so crust ring is the only thing keeping me from being entirely empty
2. literally just fire (aka 'lameforger's flight' primal)
i cant even give this one a rating because the entirety of my mouth has been inflamed (pun may or may not be intentional) and all i can taste is ash so im just going to give this a 1/10 for effort
3. sprinkler eyes (aka '' primal)
......im not sure how to rate this one either. i mean its literally a dragon with a sprinkler supposedly shoved into their sockets. not to mention its just water being spout out and water does not have flavor. but it did help prevent the entirety of my mouth from burning away so ill give it a **10/10** stay hydrated kids
4. uhhhhhh (aka 'not gas flight' primal)
basically just air but with flavor. tastes strangely like limes. also is salty but thats only because tears of my own despair are dripping down my face.
**4/10** because this entire situation confuses me and id rather forget ever doing this
5. just snowflakes (aka 'that flight whose deity has tiny ears' primal)
how do i rate this. these are just snowflakes. i wouldve preferred it if icecubes were pouring out of the eyes because at least those couldve given me sustenance. but no. all i get are snowflakes. only last on your tongue for three seconds before vanishing into the void. a waste of time.
**2/10** you disappoint me
6. Oh Okay (aka 'the occasional goop flight' primal)
ok so funny story. while i was
do i put this in a cup or do i just consume it on the spot?? turns out you just bite it like its some fruit roll up and it actually tasted like fruit. like a weird mixture of elderberry and grape. either way it wasnt bad so i give it a **6/10** wouldve been higher if it hadnt been so confusing
7. NANI (aka 'hey remember that one recurring joke during the 2018 anniversary' flight primal)
tastes like a firecracker. my eyes also hurt from how bright it was. do not ask me how i know what firecracker tastes like.
**0/10** i think im going blind
8. oof ouch owie (aka 'dragon labor flight' primal)
MY MOUTH
HURTS
JESUS
**1/10** for a split second it kind of tickled my tongue but the only thing i tasted afterwards was pain
9. backyard salad (aka 'green flight' primal)
besides the metallic blood and ash flavor still lingering in my mouth this actually tasted fine. not great but fine. like a salad except with only the lettuce and nothing more added to it.
i give this a **7/10** only because it didnt cause me any more injuries
10. n (why would you do this)
No.
11. pink eye gone wrong (aka 'remember when arcanist almost destroyed sornieth t w ice' flight primal.)
tastes strangely a lot like fruit punch mixed in with some kind of soda?? was very fizzy when i drank it. i also think i may have attained godlike powers from sipping out of these galactic orbs. nothing can stop me now.
**10/10** wow arcanist you did something right good job
anyway this is the end of my epic primal taste testing review and i gotta say. . despite being in horrible agony from eating (and just seeing) some of those delicious e ye s and also obtaining an insubstantial amount of mouth injuries and nearly going blind i at least got to become god at the end. so thats cool. i hope you fellow gamers have a nice day
No Dragons Were Harmed In The Making Of This Thread (Trust Me I Am A Doctor)