So, I went around and sampled the deities cooking and here's my conclusive statements.
Earthshaker's Dish: Pasta
7.6/10
Didn't expect it, it was quite nice, wouldv'e been a 10/10 if he didn't insist I use sand as seasoning.
Flamecaller's dish: Volcano Cake and Overcooked chicken
1.8/10
Expected, I guess she really wanted to stay on theme. The cake was mediocre and I absolutely hated the overcooked chicken.
Windsinger's Dish: Some mysterious meat fasioned to look like a spiral holding an apple, it also had an apple in the middle
8.9/10
It was really tasty! Like a mix between beef, chicken, and tuna, it was also adorable with little leaves for ears and some sort of fish for the horns/tail. the apple was quite sweet and a little doodle of the windsinger in a cooking hat + Apron was hidden in the apple core, I wonder how that got there.
Tidelord is missing so I can't eat his food.
Shadowbinder's Dish: Mushroom stew and a side dish of a caramel apple but instead of caramel it was goop, and instead of an apple it was a pineapple
6.7/10
Loved the stew hated the pineapple, the goop by itself tasted good.
Icewarden's Dish: Fae in an ice-pop
6/10
I licked the ice away until the fae could escape, but it was just a bug that looked like a fae and the icewarden refreezed it and said to bite down so the flavoring doesn't escape. It was slightly above average.
Stormcatcher's Dish: A single doghnut
0/10
Eating it made me feel sad, plus I don't even think he cooked it himself, as I saw everone else eating a single sad, tasteless doughnut that made you feel terrible and like you've done nothing in your life.
Lightweaver's Dish: Fireflies and sunflowers
6.8/10
On the plus side I got to dine with Boston, on the other hand I thought it was mediocre. On a side note my mouth was glowing for a week.
Gladekeeper's Dish: A single onion
7/10 0/10
I liked it. Help the Plaguebringer is making me do this I hated it, go to the Scarred Wasteland to get better food!
Plaguebringer's Dish: Soup
2/10 10/10
It tasted terrible I was sick in bed with so many illnesses for weeks, it was terrible I loved it! Yum yum! Please Plaguebringer said if I didn't make her's a 10/10 and her sister a 0/10 something bad would happen.
Arcanist's Dish: Pop Rocks
9.9/10
It seemed off brand but when I ate it it made an explosion in my mouth and I could see the farthest galaxy and I could do magic. The explosion left a terrible aftertaste though.
Well that was the list, all in all theArcanist Plaguebringer had the best food.
Edit 1: Fixing some spelling/grammar mistakes I missed while writing my reviews
Earthshaker's Dish: Pasta
7.6/10
Didn't expect it, it was quite nice, wouldv'e been a 10/10 if he didn't insist I use sand as seasoning.
Flamecaller's dish: Volcano Cake and Overcooked chicken
1.8/10
Expected, I guess she really wanted to stay on theme. The cake was mediocre and I absolutely hated the overcooked chicken.
Windsinger's Dish: Some mysterious meat fasioned to look like a spiral holding an apple, it also had an apple in the middle
8.9/10
It was really tasty! Like a mix between beef, chicken, and tuna, it was also adorable with little leaves for ears and some sort of fish for the horns/tail. the apple was quite sweet and a little doodle of the windsinger in a cooking hat + Apron was hidden in the apple core, I wonder how that got there.
Shadowbinder's Dish: Mushroom stew and a side dish of a caramel apple but instead of caramel it was goop, and instead of an apple it was a pineapple
6.7/10
Loved the stew hated the pineapple, the goop by itself tasted good.
Icewarden's Dish: Fae in an ice-pop
6/10
I licked the ice away until the fae could escape, but it was just a bug that looked like a fae and the icewarden refreezed it and said to bite down so the flavoring doesn't escape. It was slightly above average.
Stormcatcher's Dish: A single doghnut
0/10
Eating it made me feel sad, plus I don't even think he cooked it himself, as I saw everone else eating a single sad, tasteless doughnut that made you feel terrible and like you've done nothing in your life.
Lightweaver's Dish: Fireflies and sunflowers
6.8/10
On the plus side I got to dine with Boston, on the other hand I thought it was mediocre. On a side note my mouth was glowing for a week.
Gladekeeper's Dish: A single onion
Plaguebringer's Dish: Soup
Arcanist's Dish: Pop Rocks
9.9/10
It seemed off brand but when I ate it it made an explosion in my mouth and I could see the farthest galaxy and I could do magic. The explosion left a terrible aftertaste though.
Well that was the list, all in all the
Edit 1: Fixing some spelling/grammar mistakes I missed while writing my reviews
