Imagine, you're a 2 minute old hatchling.
Your parents sell you on the dragon black market, and some strange clan picks you up.
You get named "Footfungus"
At least it's better than "GagReflex"
Clan seems nice enough, but they're all meat eaters and you're a tundra.
You never get to eat.
You turn 6 days old.
You get taken to the mire, where you're trained for war at 6 days old.
Within 7 minutes, you are sent to stand on a weird pedestal for the rest of time.
This is so sad.
Alex Jones, play the meme song.
Imagine, you're a 2 minute old hatchling.
Your parents sell you on the dragon black market, and some strange clan picks you up.
You get named "Footfungus"
At least it's better than "GagReflex"
Clan seems nice enough, but they're all meat eaters and you're a tundra.
You never get to eat.
You turn 6 days old.
You get taken to the mire, where you're trained for war at 6 days old.
Within 7 minutes, you are sent to stand on a weird pedestal for the rest of time.
This is so sad.
Alex Jones, play the meme song.
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dang i’m kinda sad about exalting now
i mean i was before but this sounds like some medieval intensive knight training stuff
dang i’m kinda sad about exalting now
i mean i was before but this sounds like some medieval intensive knight training stuff
this sounds like it'd be a great book
this sounds like it'd be a great book
The Warstory of Footfungus
The Warstory of Footfungus
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The Warstory of Footfungus
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Im sobbing someone please write some lore for this
shoujo wrote on 2019-09-20 21:37:54:
The Warstory of Footfungus
Im sobbing someone please write some lore for this
In space, nobody can hear you scream.
RIP Gagreflex. You shall be missed.
RIP Gagreflex. You shall be missed.
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I mean, we could write sad meta lore for permas too. No guarantee of staying in any given place, no control over food or offspring, could be stuffed into cryo-sleep or forced to fight monsters, or whatever at any moment. Your likeness trotted out and put on display as bragging rights, blah blah blah.
Lore is what you make of it. If you want to see fodder as a bad thing, you can do that. If you want to see permas as a bad thing, you can do that too.
I mean, we could write sad meta lore for permas too. No guarantee of staying in any given place, no control over food or offspring, could be stuffed into cryo-sleep or forced to fight monsters, or whatever at any moment. Your likeness trotted out and put on display as bragging rights, blah blah blah.
Lore is what you make of it. If you want to see fodder as a bad thing, you can do that. If you want to see permas as a bad thing, you can do that too.
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I breed, train, and exalt fodder, I have no problems with it lol. The entire process is just funny when you think about it literally.
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I breed, train, and exalt fodder, I have no problems with it lol. The entire process is just funny when you think about it literally.
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I feel especially bad for fodder I buy who already have bad names.
Imagine hatching from an egg, no parents, and the dragons that hatched you name you “Trash” and sell you away for a penny, and you think “maybe these guys will appreciate me and give me a new name!” only to get thrown in a den, dragged through the swamp, and sent to the gods.
Sorry Trash :/
I feel especially bad for fodder I buy who already have bad names.
Imagine hatching from an egg, no parents, and the dragons that hatched you name you “Trash” and sell you away for a penny, and you think “maybe these guys will appreciate me and give me a new name!” only to get thrown in a den, dragged through the swamp, and sent to the gods.
Sorry Trash :/
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TRAINED FOR WAR AT SIX DAYS OLD..........
TRAINED FOR WAR AT SIX DAYS OLD..........
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