General Discussion

Well, due to absolutely ****** reasons, I'm hiding in the school restroom watching anime waiting for 2nd period to start

Do any of you guys have any school stories? Crazy teachers? Ridiculous assignments? Insane clasmates? Unholy food? Tell me your stories while I wait for my episodes to download

@BadLuck

Well, here's one of a sometimes stupid classmate. It was recess and I was playing with one of
those balls full of sand. I was tossing it hand to hand but I dropped it, and it got a leak. I emptied the sand out on top of a trash can, and it looked a lot like sugar or salt. Then comes one of my classmates. He thinks that it's actually sugar, even though me and others are telling him it's fancy aquarium sand. He doesn't listen. He licks the trashcan. It really is sand. He runs away to the water fountain to get it out of his teeth while we all laugh.

@TheHeroicOne

Did no one question the fact that his first response to finding "sugar" in the Trash can was to lick it up?

@BadLuck

Of course! :D It was on top of the trashcan thankfully, not in it. It was one of those ones where there is kind of a lid, but there's still a hole?

@TheHeroicOne

Ohhh those kinds, hahaha I'm pretty sure it must of been something
To witness though

i decided to bring a bird nest with eggs to show and tell and i ended up with crushed egg on my uniform

when i was little there was this kid i didnt really like because i thought he was the one that caused the previously mentioned eggs to break and one day hid beside the school with a classmate to spy on him while doing this he looked our way and me and my classmate freaked out in the confusion the classmate pulled me back behind the wall to get out of his view but ended up accidentally smacking my head off the side of the brick corner of the school dazing me for a few seconds i looked in front of me and across the playground i saw one of the teachers kind of gasp i touched my head and i was bleeding i freaked out and had to go to the hospital and was later annoyed at the fact i couldnt jump around on the living room furniture because stitches

during the spaghetti dinner night at the school i hid in the hallway between the cafeteria and the book fair going on that night and when people were coming i popped out around the corner to frighten kids and their parents

In 8th grade me, and 4 of my friends would take spoon fulls of mashed potatoes and we would fling them onto the ceiling and made them stick lmao.

And that year while i was in the library some kid threw a pencil at the ceiling and it stuck

@BadLuck

@Badluck

In my algebra class, we had this contest between all the other periods where we would through a marker and try and get it in the tray beneath the blackboard. Our teacher only gave us one chance per 100% on our homework. Well One day we walk into class and there is a marker literally embedded into the ceiling. One of the previous period kids threw his marker a little too hard. Our teacher gave that kid bonus points and left that marker up there as like a trophy or something for the whole year. Sadly it fell the last month of school. My class was devastated. :'D

Also, this same teacher would belt out the top of his lungs Beyonce songs during class. And he would rave to us about how much he loved Beyonce. I think he even punched the top of his microwave one time while telling us about Beyonce's greatness and broke It. He was such a amazingly fun teacher. XD

@Xenondra

Send me an invitation to your school! Your school sounds like
Fun pleasee let me join you

i can't remember any funny stories so you get a horror one instead.

my former chemistry/human a&p teacher was a hot mess lemme tell you. she has such a hard time pronouncing words, like lattisimus dorsi (however you spell it), y'know the back muscle? she says latittymus. and she says umbiblical cord instead of umbilical.

and i think a year before i had her, i heard this story about how she caught someone in an upper class cheating on a test and she knew who it was (everyone knew) and demanded they come forward and admit to cheating or else no one got to ask questions during class for the rest of the year.

no one got to ask questions for the rest of the year, iirc.

OH and my senior year i was almost kicked off the color guard team for something i didn't do. :') yeah, that was great. apparently one of the guard moms caught me swearing in front of her eighth grade daughter (an actual hypocrite, mind you--she swears in front of her kid more than most youtubers do). it was like a month before the end of the season of my senior year so there was no point??? i honestly don't understand why she threw such a fit. i didn't even do anything. she actually went to the principal and tried to get me thrown off the team. thank God the band director stepped in and defended me (even if he is kind of a crap sack, but he's retiring this year).

it's not like i had any beef with her daughter before or after, anyway. i mean, yeah, she was kind of annoying (she's one of those special snowflakes who thinks she's good because she likes pink and pll), but we did have to tolerate each other and lead the new girls on flagline that season.

my mom grounded me and banned me from the internet all that spring break (because it happened right before break) when she found out even though i didn't do anything. :') that was a fun time. :') i hated high school. :')