General Discussion

hey so I was watching something and an iconic line came up and now I'm gonna like live by it

"Don't flirt with me, I am no longer straight"

so I decided let's make this a thing because out of context quotes are the best

so share quotes I guess :)

"The rng is true fear" thats my quote for the FHG

"I forgot my hat. It goes really well with my giant robot!"
"C L O U D B E R G"
eddsworld

those are the only ones i can think of atm

@Thornasaur

Beautiful

"If you're gonna flirt with me, you could at least buy me pizza!"

"If these snails start to crawl up my arm...I'll have to go kill my brother..."

"Ah...Why does it have to be Tom Cruise...I really want to die in a hole."

These are some of my favorites

"And secondly, I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."

"What is going on out there?! Can’t a girl read her comics in peace??"

"Now that's a katana."

"This. Is. Filth. Filth!"

"Just so you're aware, the bunk beds only look unstable."

"Your mom kidnapped me?!"

I have way too many. Blame RWBY.

Honestly, I have a ton of these
"the gay team is meme central—nobody escapes the gay team"
"I just ate a random chicken nugget off of some table in the cafeteria. I have been upgraded to first class on the limo ride."
"You are a moist jellyfish cream cheese freckle pickle bagel with a side of fries"
"I also like to lick doorknobs"
"IF ANYONE ASKS, I AM THE TRUE BUSH FRIEND"
"Oh, Play-Doh is me at 3 AM when I forget I have a huge math test the next day"
"Santa Murder Mystery: the Musical, except it's at midnight and on a trampoline"
"WHO'S ATOMIC FART?"
"O O Frabjous"
"have you murdered any gangster cats"
"free llama fountain"
"Demoted from death to a toilet"
"eXTREME S M I L I N G"

"Anyone can be a god if you pray hard enough."

"*hyperventilating sounds* EDUCATIOOOON"

"What if he left his face at home?"

"I can fly... like a koala"

all of this was taken from listening to kids in my school

"Do lightbulbs emit scent?"
"I love using my local china plate as a frisbee!"
"How do you accidentally sing the entire Russian anthem?"
"Loaf is a flamethrower"
"Fifth dimensional ouchie"

guys these are beautiful i have been blessed thank you

My friends and I say so much stuff that's weird out of context. We started recording them all in a notebook!

"I will fight you over the macarena!"
"Can't make sunny-side up eggs without breaking a few legs!"
"I drink the house fire!"
"I will never get over the fact that meeting a barber will make you depressed."
"No, Joe, you grill the snags, not the screwdrivers!"
"Shut up, flashlight."
"Did you just stab yourself with a sock?"
"So a gay murderer is ****-cidal?"
"How much up should the roof be?"
"Dying at the hand of memes would be an honorable way to go."
"Did you just sass my toaster?"
"You nearly poked me in the eye with gay!"
"The lava is mustard!"