General Discussion

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The title basically explains the topic; take a video game and describe it as awfully as you can.

Mario:
A princess has been kidnapped by a turtle monster and a plumber has to save her like 300 times.
(I suck at these—)

EDIT JUN. 8 2021:
Just want to say THANK YOU! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! You've made this thread a huge success and I could not be happier about it. Go forth and be comedic, my friends. You've earned it.

EDIT JANUARY 2 2023:
Oh my god. The thread is still going.
Is this really my mark on this website? I mean I'm not mad but it is kinda funny how long the thread has lasted. Let's keep being silly together. <3

@Bumbling
Gotta bring the thing to the thing for new clothes and spray cans? Maybe sometimes do it as competition.
overwatch
((10 pts to you if u guess this right))

Reminds me of Jet Set Radio??
@floofydragon

@bumbling
Nopersons, wanna guess again?

Nah

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Sonic:
You go fast and go through loops and destroy robots

How many cats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bored with life, play this game! There's good music, and disc games for your life! Also pi.

If anyone knows this one before I post what it actually is, I’m gonna physically scream.

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Do surgery.
3 types of surgery.
Respond to disasters.
Diagnose diseases.
Save a cat’s life from an unknown pathogen.
Solve murders.
A group 5 RNA virus of the Filoviridae family.

climb the giant hairy things and stabby stabby them then eat their soul then pass out and teleport back home and do it again

shadow of the colossus