please post your google translate shenanigans here! I wanna see them and laugh. I translated the first couple paragraphs of the book I'm currently working on, and it's not too bad at first, but... Later it gets horrible.
This is what I got:
Silence.
No one dares to speak.
Breath? In such a world, such things are considered crimes. This world is a different world, a world without knowledge, a wonderful world.
It's too low for them. Of course, they lived underground for a few months and the light was rare for them. It has a pale skin, pale black eyes spread out. For them, people around them see wonders, foreigners. But for all observers, this is not the case.
Their home was built soon and it was easy to build under high mountains and deep valleys. There are many earth creatures and few of them below. This land is everything they have, there is only one choice, so they are happy to bring them and use all their magic. They were part of the people and created their own homes. So it goes on. Grievance is the wickedness of their world, control of all, lights, cities and so on.
Until one day, the rebels rose.
so, yeah! i wanna see your crazy google translate things. show me.
please post your google translate shenanigans here! I wanna see them and laugh. I translated the first couple paragraphs of the book I'm currently working on, and it's not too bad at first, but... Later it gets horrible.
This is what I got:
Silence.
No one dares to speak.
Breath? In such a world, such things are considered crimes. This world is a different world, a world without knowledge, a wonderful world.
It's too low for them. Of course, they lived underground for a few months and the light was rare for them. It has a pale skin, pale black eyes spread out. For them, people around them see wonders, foreigners. But for all observers, this is not the case.
Their home was built soon and it was easy to build under high mountains and deep valleys. There are many earth creatures and few of them below. This land is everything they have, there is only one choice, so they are happy to bring them and use all their magic. They were part of the people and created their own homes. So it goes on. Grievance is the wickedness of their world, control of all, lights, cities and so on.
Until one day, the rebels rose.
so, yeah! i wanna see your crazy google translate things. show me.
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Silence.
No one dares to speak.
Breathe? In such a world, such things are considered crimes. This world is a different world, a world without knowledge, a wonderful world.
Tbh if these were the first lines I see on the back of a book I'd probably buy it just for the curiosity
I don't have any odd google translated stuff at the moment, sadly, but I might come back with something
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Silence.
No one dares to speak.
Breathe? In such a world, such things are considered crimes. This world is a different world, a world without knowledge, a wonderful world.
Tbh if these were the first lines I see on the back of a book I'd probably buy it just for the curiosity
I don't have any odd google translated stuff at the moment, sadly, but I might come back with something
I somehow got "The grandson of Mon Monuahi" from "my uncle has an exoskeleton"
I somehow got "The grandson of Mon Monuahi" from "my uncle has an exoskeleton"
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yeah the first few lines i actually like better then the original lines I wrote so I might end up replacing them.
which is saying something.
because it's google translate.
and i ran it through like 20 times.
i'm probably really lucky or just a horrible writer, idk.
edit: ahh double ping sorry bout that
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Mokuroh
yeah the first few lines i actually like better then the original lines I wrote so I might end up replacing them.
which is saying something.
because it's google translate.
and i ran it through like 20 times.
i'm probably really lucky or just a horrible writer, idk.
edit: ahh double ping sorry bout that
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I did this with a few lines of a lore poem for a few of my OCs, the results are...interesting. Only ran it through 5 languages before going back to english, but boy, did it do a doozy on the original!
English -> German -> Greek -> French -> Latin -> English
[quote=Original Text]
Heart of Darkness, Heart of Flame, siblings bound by more than name;
Both can comfort, warmth and dark, both destroy, tear worlds apart.
Heart of Flame, undying spark, notes that never miss their mark.
Heart of Darkness, eternal depth, solemn strings lament what was left.
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[quote=Google Translate]
the mineral is in darkness, out of the fire, and his brothers, who have more than one name.
It is possible to destroy their strengthening, encouragement, and the darkness of heat, as well as the clean of heart by cutting.
Has never given them a spark of the immortal flame of the traces of the signs of its chest.
Lurking in the dark of the heart, of the heart, the depths of the eternal, united to the rest of the grave.[/quote]
...aka, it made it really, really dark. Like, it almost makes sense. But it's dark.
I did this with a few lines of a lore poem for a few of my OCs, the results are...interesting. Only ran it through 5 languages before going back to english, but boy, did it do a doozy on the original!
English -> German -> Greek -> French -> Latin -> English
Original Text wrote:
Heart of Darkness, Heart of Flame, siblings bound by more than name;
Both can comfort, warmth and dark, both destroy, tear worlds apart.
Heart of Flame, undying spark, notes that never miss their mark.
Heart of Darkness, eternal depth, solemn strings lament what was left.
Google Translate wrote:
the mineral is in darkness, out of the fire, and his brothers, who have more than one name.
It is possible to destroy their strengthening, encouragement, and the darkness of heat, as well as the clean of heart by cutting.
Has never given them a spark of the immortal flame of the traces of the signs of its chest.
Lurking in the dark of the heart, of the heart, the depths of the eternal, united to the rest of the grave.
...aka, it made it really, really dark. Like, it almost makes sense. But it's dark.
I don't have any stuff personally, but there's a
YouTube channel that specializes in Google Translate nonsense.
I don't have any stuff personally, but there's a
YouTube channel that specializes in Google Translate nonsense.
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I'm aro/ace
So give me some space
And flirt with somebody else
*finger guns*
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totally random kinda-paragraph that I just thought up. Part of a bad love story? Dunno.
Original
I love you with all my heart. My love, I'll be back. There is nothing that can keep me away from you. My heart, my mind and my immortal soul are always with you. Forever and always.
Translated (English--> Japanese --> French -->Catalan -->Danish -->Dutch -->Latin --> English)
I truly love you. My return. I can not help you. My heart, my heart, from my soul to be immortal be with you always. Always and forever.
Aww, That was boring...Let's try something stupid
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Original
Bat Nectar is sweet, and honey is the most glorious thing in the world. What, never heard of Bat nectar? It's the Nectar of a bat. Don't ask how you get it, but I can tell you that it involves a unicorn and a Dongle from an Iphone. But not a blobfish, That's just a myth.
Translated (Hawaiian -->Armenian -->Japanese -->Latin -->Russian -->Vietnamese -->Yiddish -->Spanish -->English)
It is dedicated to the taste of the world, the world is the best in the world. Why did you never hear a dead man from me? Corner Nectar For those, here are the requests that include, there is no way to distinguish the iPhone from the key. But there is something Hannah
Theeeeeere we go. Much better. Now that's funny. I think I went a bit crazy with it though. :P
totally random kinda-paragraph that I just thought up. Part of a bad love story? Dunno.
Original
I love you with all my heart. My love, I'll be back. There is nothing that can keep me away from you. My heart, my mind and my immortal soul are always with you. Forever and always.
Translated (English--> Japanese --> French -->Catalan -->Danish -->Dutch -->Latin --> English)
I truly love you. My return. I can not help you. My heart, my heart, from my soul to be immortal be with you always. Always and forever.
Aww, That was boring...Let's try something stupid
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Original
Bat Nectar is sweet, and honey is the most glorious thing in the world. What, never heard of Bat nectar? It's the Nectar of a bat. Don't ask how you get it, but I can tell you that it involves a unicorn and a Dongle from an Iphone. But not a blobfish, That's just a myth.
Translated (Hawaiian -->Armenian -->Japanese -->Latin -->Russian -->Vietnamese -->Yiddish -->Spanish -->English)
It is dedicated to the taste of the world, the world is the best in the world. Why did you never hear a dead man from me? Corner Nectar For those, here are the requests that include, there is no way to distinguish the iPhone from the key. But there is something Hannah
Theeeeeere we go. Much better. Now that's funny. I think I went a bit crazy with it though. :P
Oh joy, time to run the first few paragraphs of my book through Google Translate.
Original:
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Invictus was the most creatively named dragon in an uncreatively named town full of uncreatively named dragons.
How an ‘Invictus’ came to be among dozens of ‘Weaver’s and ‘Willow’s was unknown. In a place that demanded that its inhabitants were re-named every time they took up a new profession, it was quite expected that when Invictus got a job, she’d be called something like Carver or Harvester, but like everything else in her life, she somehow defied the odds in a way that made her stick out like a sore talon.
The founders of Valley had evidently not been affected by the same sick divine intervention when they named their little village. Invictus always liked to think that her hometown was christened after a particularly exciting night of drinking and regrettable decisions. They evidently did not consider the fact that outsiders might get the town of Valley confused with the geological formation called a valley.
In fact, she thought that their naming was so bad, that they must have been the ones to name the kingdoms of Iileoun and Fileoun, for surely only an idiot would name their kingdoms something so similar that even relatively intelligent dragons got them confused on a regular basis.
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Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town.
How an Invictus has become a member of dozen Weaver's "and" Willow's "do not know. Need to rename their residents every time they start a new career when Invictus rather expects work when she finds something called Carver or Harvester, but as one of her life, she has or resisted this opportunity and showed her like a wound claw.
Obviously, the founders of the valley were not affected by the same pathological divine intervention when they called a small town. Invictus has always held that her hometown has been named after a particularly exciting evening to drink and ridiculous decision. They do not take into account the fact that outside parties can Gokseong and geology structure known as valley confusion.
In fact, she believes they name so much that they have Kingdom Iileoun and Fileoun names, of course, only idiot named their kingdom so similar, even relatively intelligent dragons and they also feel confused on a regular basis.
"Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town"
holy hell I'm dying
Oh joy, time to run the first few paragraphs of my book through Google Translate.
Original:
Quote:
Invictus was the most creatively named dragon in an uncreatively named town full of uncreatively named dragons.
How an ‘Invictus’ came to be among dozens of ‘Weaver’s and ‘Willow’s was unknown. In a place that demanded that its inhabitants were re-named every time they took up a new profession, it was quite expected that when Invictus got a job, she’d be called something like Carver or Harvester, but like everything else in her life, she somehow defied the odds in a way that made her stick out like a sore talon.
The founders of Valley had evidently not been affected by the same sick divine intervention when they named their little village. Invictus always liked to think that her hometown was christened after a particularly exciting night of drinking and regrettable decisions. They evidently did not consider the fact that outsiders might get the town of Valley confused with the geological formation called a valley.
In fact, she thought that their naming was so bad, that they must have been the ones to name the kingdoms of Iileoun and Fileoun, for surely only an idiot would name their kingdoms something so similar that even relatively intelligent dragons got them confused on a regular basis.
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Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town.
How an Invictus has become a member of dozen Weaver's "and" Willow's "do not know. Need to rename their residents every time they start a new career when Invictus rather expects work when she finds something called Carver or Harvester, but as one of her life, she has or resisted this opportunity and showed her like a wound claw.
Obviously, the founders of the valley were not affected by the same pathological divine intervention when they called a small town. Invictus has always held that her hometown has been named after a particularly exciting evening to drink and ridiculous decision. They do not take into account the fact that outside parties can Gokseong and geology structure known as valley confusion.
In fact, she believes they name so much that they have Kingdom Iileoun and Fileoun names, of course, only idiot named their kingdom so similar, even relatively intelligent dragons and they also feel confused on a regular basis.
"Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town"
holy hell I'm dying
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"Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
they/them
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[quote name="Luthyx" date="2018-04-02 20:58:37" ]
Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town.
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Beautiful xD
Luthyx wrote on 2018-04-02 20:58:37:
Invictus is the hottest creative dragon in the name of Dragon Town.
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Beautiful xD
I've had plenty of silly experiences with google translate since I'm learning a second language.
I translated ”?????“, which is an idiom that means "to solve a problem quickly" and I got "quick knife mess"
I'm just here laughing really, really hard
don't mind me in my corner
[quote name=Original text]
With the deerlike traits that the forestfolk naturally had and the new addition of wings and a tail, Leaf decided that he was now officially a peryton.[/quote]
This is a line from a story I'm working on.
[quote name=translated text]
With qualities similar to those of a deer that the Foresters naturally possessed, as well as new wings and tails, Ye decided that it was now officially Pelton.[/quote]
Soo not too bad.
I've had plenty of silly experiences with google translate since I'm learning a second language.
I translated ”?????“, which is an idiom that means "to solve a problem quickly" and I got "quick knife mess"
I'm just here laughing really, really hard
don't mind me in my corner
Original wrote:
With the deerlike traits that the forestfolk naturally had and the new addition of wings and a tail, Leaf decided that he was now officially a peryton.
This is a line from a story I'm working on.
translated wrote:
With qualities similar to those of a deer that the Foresters naturally possessed, as well as new wings and tails, Ye decided that it was now officially Pelton.
Soo not too bad.
