Inspired by the threads for the same, but with Anime and Video Games.
The Goal: Describe a movie or movies, but do it BADLY.
I'll start.
A washed-up dad dreams of reliving the glory days, but trouble comes in the form of a former stalker fanboy who builds killer robots and murders people for fun.
A boy goes on a road trip with his parents in order to find some magic stuff that can kill his grandpa, but he doesn't know they're his parents until the climax.
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
Doctor Who but with teenage hooligans instead of an immortal shapeshifting alien.
Local queen has too much chill, freezes entire kingdom.
Child's mother is murdered by a serial killer, child goes on quest with other children to find Paradise.
Boy meets girl, boy thinks girl is only tolerable and not handsome enough to tempt him, girl thinks boy is full of himself, boy admits to girl that he loves her but that her family is trashy as hell, boy writes an apology letter, boy and girl get married.
See entry above, but add e-mail and something about bookstores.
Inspired by the threads for the same, but with Anime and Video Games.
The Goal: Describe a movie or movies, but do it BADLY.
I'll start.
A washed-up dad dreams of reliving the glory days, but trouble comes in the form of a former stalker fanboy who builds killer robots and murders people for fun.
A boy goes on a road trip with his parents in order to find some magic stuff that can kill his grandpa, but he doesn't know they're his parents until the climax.
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
Doctor Who but with teenage hooligans instead of an immortal shapeshifting alien.
Local queen has too much chill, freezes entire kingdom.
Child's mother is murdered by a serial killer, child goes on quest with other children to find Paradise.
Boy meets girl, boy thinks girl is only tolerable and not handsome enough to tempt him, girl thinks boy is full of himself, boy admits to girl that he loves her but that her family is trashy as hell, boy writes an apology letter, boy and girl get married.
See entry above, but add e-mail and something about bookstores.
Hey, friendly reminder to drink water, stretch, and take a short break if you can. Stay healthy! Also, don't forget about any chores or tasks you might be putting off.
Spooky college but it’s not spooky.
The dog is an alien but the man in Black is after the little girl. Also, Hawaii.
It’s good to be bad, and it’s ok if you’re not good. Be yourself.
(This one’s super obscure if you know it I will be your best friend):
Itilian superhero family thwarts farting villain who happens to look like famous psychologist Philip Zimbardo.
Spooky college but it’s not spooky.
The dog is an alien but the man in Black is after the little girl. Also, Hawaii.
It’s good to be bad, and it’s ok if you’re not good. Be yourself.
(This one’s super obscure if you know it I will be your best friend):
Itilian superhero family thwarts farting villain who happens to look like famous psychologist Philip Zimbardo.
[quote name="PiecesOSky" date="2018-04-24 20:02:51" ]
(This one’s super obscure if you know it I will be your best friend):
Itilian superhero family thwarts farting villain who happens to look like famous psychologist Philip Zimbardo.
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@piecesOsky
I'm not sure, but I saw "farting villain" and immediately thought of Master of Disguise
PiecesOSky wrote on 2018-04-24 20:02:51:
(This one’s super obscure if you know it I will be your best friend):
Itilian superhero family thwarts farting villain who happens to look like famous psychologist Philip Zimbardo.
@
piecesOsky
I'm not sure, but I saw "farting villain" and immediately thought of Master of Disguise
[quote name="lamarqueisdead" date="2018-04-24 19:06:08" ]
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
[/quote]
I mean, he also steals [i]a child[/i]... :V
Woman's husband moonlights as an old hag on weekends and also undresses a member of government with a sword.
Old West bounty hunter fails at daycare duties, keeping children away from snakes.
Novel potato farming method gives man concussion.
lamarqueisdead wrote on 2018-04-24 19:06:08:
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
I mean, he also steals
a child... :V
Woman's husband moonlights as an old hag on weekends and also undresses a member of government with a sword.
Old West bounty hunter fails at daycare duties, keeping children away from snakes.
Novel potato farming method gives man concussion.
[quote name="roadworthy" date="2018-04-24 20:18:25" ]
[quote name="lamarqueisdead" date="2018-04-24 19:06:08" ]
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
[/quote]
I mean, he also steals [i]a child[/i]... :V
[/quote]
But don’t you think that was for her own good?
Creepy stalker teaches a girl to sing and eventually kidnaps her
Big ball of boof teaches kids the beauty of nature
Magical horse teaches Dan Avidan how to be a brony but still be cool
roadworthy wrote on 2018-04-24 20:18:25:
lamarqueisdead wrote on 2018-04-24 19:06:08:
Guy steals bread. Terrible things happen. Everybody dies.
I mean, he also steals
a child... :V
But don’t you think that was for her own good?
Creepy stalker teaches a girl to sing and eventually kidnaps her
Big ball of boof teaches kids the beauty of nature
Magical horse teaches Dan Avidan how to be a brony but still be cool
@
roadworthy @
KalliZora
is it stealing if the child's dying mother gives the man permission to take her child away from evil caretakers?
@
roadworthy @
KalliZora
is it stealing if the child's dying mother gives the man permission to take her child away from evil caretakers?
Hey, friendly reminder to drink water, stretch, and take a short break if you can. Stay healthy! Also, don't forget about any chores or tasks you might be putting off.
Magical boi runs in circles for 2 hours as literally nothing is accomplished and people only die and are not brought back to life (as the movie would have implied could happen). Somehow everyone knows how everything works even though they've never done anything with the technology before. The end is unsatisfying and I mean the earth is returned to former glory but all the humans are dead and there are only like 3 magical bois left so uhh whAt
I only watched it cause my dad made me watch it and I regret it.
Magical boi runs in circles for 2 hours as literally nothing is accomplished and people only die and are not brought back to life (as the movie would have implied could happen). Somehow everyone knows how everything works even though they've never done anything with the technology before. The end is unsatisfying and I mean the earth is returned to former glory but all the humans are dead and there are only like 3 magical bois left so uhh whAt
I only watched it cause my dad made me watch it and I regret it.
