General Discussion

Me: -working on this emotional short story for my class-
Brain: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN
Me: no
Brain: YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT
Me: NO WE ARE NOT DOING THIS
Brain: -AND THEN YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT
Me: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Brain: YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND


I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE HOKEY POKEY

Me while writing a short story sequel to the Cask of Amontillado for English class-

-My Brain: Okay but imagine Gerald tumbling down the steps and when he reaches the bottom just going ‘i’m okay, i’ll get better!’ in a posh British accent while getting stabbed

me in ap world history: gotta do my work

brain: yyy m c a its fun to stay at the y m c aye aye

me: nno

Me: tries to do some work
Brain: weeeee are the championsssss
Me: brain no

Me: I should draw something. *makes some dumb doodles*
Brain: think of the funny video you watched
Me: nO-

Me, failing my history class: Aight brain you'd better cooperate rn

My brain: Will the real Slim Shady PlEAse StANd UP

Me: Let's focus on homework for once

My brain: karmakarmakarmakarmakchameleooooooooon

Me: n O

me: in bed, having a nice time going to sleep
my brain, without any hesitation whatsoever: RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN