General Discussion

Normally I’d like to take things like this to the grave, but today in a mini-mart I somehow thought (trigger warning ahead) it’d be a good idea to test how sharp the pocket knives were and sLiCed mY fiNGeR.

I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

similarly my cat's paw was on my palm and she was just laying there, not doing anything.

I decided I needed to be spicy and yank my hand away rather than just removing my hand gently.

Well my cat didn't attack me or anything, but her claw caught my palm and sliced it open. fun times

but I did the same thing as the pocket knife the first time I had a razor, rip my thumb

Was out in the garden needed the gardening scissors went back in to get them proceeded to lock the door get the scissors heading back out door won't open realized what I did

I did a stupid thing, although it wasn't necessarily today, but it wasn't long ago. I was in the theater at school, jumped down off the top of a stack if boxes, fell, landed on my hands, and slammed my hand down on a screw. I looked down and saw a screw sticking out of my palm and I died.

posting again because I just remembered I slammed my head in the door like an idiot. At least it didn't bruise but it still sucked -_-

Also @Arcanedragon that reminds me of when I got stuck on an 8 foot wall (I was exploring an abandoned building) and had to jump down, but when I jumped my sweatpants got caught on a nail and tore.

Sleep all day

I'm procrastinating aLL DAY and that's baD

@Breezio
Ouch, that must have been death, not to mention embarrassing.
I feel only mildy jealous you get to explore abandoned buildings.

I tried to taste lunch while it was boiling by putting my finger in it. >.>

I was eating a sandwhich when I forgot the placement of my finger.