Dressing Room
If you're here, you're probably desperate. You've been looking at that one, that five, that page of problem dragons, or hell, maybe your entire lair is problem dragons. You just can't dress these guys— or maybe you just don't do fashion, and hey, that's okay. We all have those things that just trip up our brains. Personally, I can't do math. Never have, never will. And that's fine.
But I digress. Fashion hell is a special kind of hell, but there's people to help with that! Specifically, me. I'll help you. Not for free of course— while I won't break your bank because you're gonna need something left to actually buy this apparel, time is money and money is time; you know how it is, I have to dress my compatriots as well. With that…
Let's Talk Prices
For 5,000T or 5 gems, I will dress 1 dragon. Throw in 50T and I might make an alternative, throw in 100T and I might make two. This accounts for up to 4 dragons.
A row of dragons will run you 18,000T or 18 gems, with 4,000T / 4 gems for each additional dragon and 15,000T / 15 gems for each additional row up to 3 rows.
A page of dragons 80,000T or 80 gems, with 75,000T or 75 gems for each additional page, with 4,000T / 4 gems for each additional dragon and 15,000T / 15 gems for each additional row.
10-20% gratuity is appreciated, but not required.
And now, on to another fun topic.
Rules and Regulations
Don't try to haggle with me.
Please save your outfits! I only keep a few and I hate clutter, so I will likely clear yours out of my dressing room after a certain amount of time.
Payment is fine upfront or after, as long as it gets to me somehow. Be aware that you have 2 full days after I give you your outfit to pay me before I come after you.
Scrying Workshop
Now, fashion’s all well and good as a complement to your look, but ya’ll need to look and feel pretty without that fanciness too! We live in a world where you can change your look on a whim and a dime, so let’s take advantage of that.
I welcome problem children— maybe you can’t fix ugly, but I’d say there’s no such thing as an ugly dragon, just ugly gene schemes. Like my boy Leland, I won’t do this for free either— Nothin’ too crazy, but I gotta get my coworkers lookin’ spiffy too!
Let's Talk Prices
For 5,000T or 5 gems, I will scry 1 dragon. Throw in 50T and I might make an alternative, throw in 100T and I might make two. This accounts for up to 4 dragons.
A row of dragons will run you 18,000T or 18 gems, with 4,000T / 4 gems for each additional dragon and 15,000T / 15 gems for each additional row up to 3 rows.
A page of dragons is 80,000T or 80 gems, with 75,000T or 75 gems for each additional page, with 4,000T / 4 gems for each additional dragon and 15,000T / 15 gems for each additional row.
Gen ones get 10% off your total!
10-20% gratuity is appreciated, but not required.
Rules and Regulations
No hagglers unless you want problems! And I am very good at making problems.
Payment is fine upfront or after, as long as it gets to me somehow. You have 2 days until I chase you down.