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soapyspangles' Clan

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Lesser Lair
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Wandering Contagion

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I am a very dedicated Bill Cipher kin, please respect me! I am also your local rabiosexual, worm seeking, future minion Bill!

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Please stay behind the white line when talking to me, I smell like poop poop.










Poopoo is FUNNY and if you disagree then you're just as bad as the vöre haters.














































Bello. I am Dave and I am 25 years young. I'm not like the rest of the human race, for I am actually minionkin. I remember it like it was yesterday, I was in Gru's lair with my fellow brothers/comrades, when he came down to us with his master plan to steal the moon. I was skeptical, I was always a clever little minion and that plan seemed...unrealistic so I told Gru the truth and he killed me. He shot me in the one eye I had and the bullet went through to my brain and ended my little yellow life and that's how I'm here today. I want to go back, and I can very easily, but I'm scared that my crush would dislike me more or find me embarrassing. That's right, I have a crush. He's so...heroic. His name is Uncle Achmed and I've never been so happy in anyones presence but his for years. His beard, his pyjamas and his accent...i feel a little friend try to take a peek when I see him. I just wish I could get close to him, but he already sees me as a freak simply because all I ever eat is banana flavoured food at lunchtimes. One day he came up to me with his fellow pyjama friends and mocked me for eating banana flavoured meatballs. I can't help it!! I can't help that I was a minion in another life dammit!! I just wish he would understand...it pains me to know that my own crush makes fun of me for who I am... He's just like the others, oppressing me for being myself. Its just SO annoying when I hear someone say "minions are overrated" or"YOU SCUMBAG. I KNOW IT'S YOU! YOU'RE JUST A F\/CK1NG DEVIANT. GO ON, ADMIT IT." We have feelings! We are sentient! Stop oppressing us for being something that we can't help!!

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soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 13:30:00
The end.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 13:29:13
They turned their music off in frustration and began to hum a familiar tune...and then it turned to them full on singing it...Despacito... Soph had caught the virus and was the only one who knew how to get rid of it.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 13:27:21
With a swift hand movement, the strange being obliterated the debaters and flew off again. Soon after, everyone was back to normal again, everything was harmonious. However, a few hours later, Soph found themself unable to focus on their music...
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 13:25:27
Oh my god... It was... Him. He descended to the ground and slid over to the debaters. "heh. you humans sure are special, huh?" he said, shrugging his shoulders, causing them to make a strange jiggling noise.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:50:05
Just as Soph began to come up with a way to reason with them, a strange, blinding cyan light flickered in the sky. Everyone became distracted from their fighting and stared into the distant luminescence.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:48:52
The song had ended, and now the people were fighting. "It's party rockers in the house tonight, dude!" yelled a youth, "no, it's party rock is in the house tonight, you bag of hormones!", gobbed an elderly man.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:47:23
The zombies began... Dancing, as if they were being healed from the deadly rabid curse of Despacito! Singing and dancing, they seemed like normal people again! Soph gave themself a physical pat on the back and watched in triumph as they... Oh no...
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:46:02
That's it! Like a flickering light bulb, a genius idea landed into Sophs airhead! They grabbed their TV remote and threw open every window in their house. The volume of the TV rose and the sounds of Part Rock Anthem danced through the streets.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:44:22
Zombies... Sophs most biggest fictional fear had become a reality. Panic began to fill them, and they ran back in to their house where the TV was playing Party Rock Anthem by *****. Soph felt as if they were inclined to watch it and they couldn't stop....
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:42:44
They hurriedly hauled on their clothes, and ran into the street barefoot but quickly stopped when they saw the horrifying sight.
"Despacito" they all sung in low strung, monotone voices, heads down and dragging their feet across the ground.
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:40:54
Pinch after pinch, the conclusion began to surface that this was in fact not a dream, and that Daddy Yankee and Justin Beiber were intoxicating the most vulnerable of society. The elderly. Soph had to do something to stop this disaster, and fast!
soapyspangles said
August 28, 2018 12:39:44
They had never expected a male member of the elderly to like such a millenial coated song. It was absolutely unimaginable, to the point where they began to pinch themselves in a hope that it was all a dream.
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