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TehuMertt's Clan
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9 hrs + | INTP | Realist | Ratio 1:1000 | Gen1 hoarder





It's the 245,823th time I'm changing the intro hahahaha....This is where you enter fresh Ridgeback hell and I'll be your guide today, name's Aduain (or Kneph). Feel free to use any pronouns because I literally don't care!!1 I lost my previous account because of a misunderstanding and I'm salty as hell and will not rest until I take over the entire world, just watch me. All the dragons that are in DeadBattery remain as a part of my lore and I'll try to recreate them as best as possible. I am here now out of pure spite. I even got an Imperial scroll two days before I got locked out so technically, I have a G1 Imperial in my possession and that makes me feel a bit better.
I have severe anxiety but replying to people online isn't a problem so shower me with comments and messages. Addicted to collecting, a complete nerd and dork, love Amazing World of Gumball, Ducktales (2017), Steven Universe and Gravity falls. I am walking sci-fi trash, love science and very interested in Ancient Egyptian history.

I'm a part-time pilot in Elite Dangerous, fantastic game, 11/10, would play again. Also very addicted to DOOM 2016. We don't talk about Darkorbit on this Christian hellish server.

My only life objective is to unlock the full potential of my brain, riftwalk and serve Lord Dominator as her subordinate.

Not a fan of humans but I love all other animals especially hyenas, cicadas, jumping spiders, crustaceans and cuttlefish. It's never not the time for you to send dog or cat pics. I am also horrible meme garbage.

I am a major collector and I must have these one day:
- 4 digit G1
- 5 digit G1
- 6 digit G1
- 7 digit G1
- G1 Imperial
- 4/20 G1
- birthday dragon
- Riftwalk day dragon
- Naomi descendant
- dream Imperial
- XXX G1
- XYY G1
- deity based G1
- XXY G1
- XYX G1
- Halloween dragon
- unique ID dragon
- glitch dragon
- leap day G1
- Marva G1
- raffle dragon
You've been driving through the lush gardens of the Viridian Labyrinth for days now, it feels like it's been weeks, but it appears you've enjoyed every minute of it. The electric bus you're on might be a bit slow but it is sturdy! On your journey behind a mud-stained window, you've met many fellow passengers, some of them getting off soon, some of them travelling alongside you this whole time. You've bypassed thousands of dragon clans and villages, every single one of them unique in its own way. You've seen vast, mighty treehouses hidden behind blankets of leaves and blooming vines, you've witnessed the beauty of powerful rivers spreading into thousands of distributaries followed by magnificent waterfalls and the woodland denizens utilizing the waterpower. You've bypassed lairs situated in sturdy tree trunks and lairs residing on top of crystal clear water, but the highlight was crossing wooden bridges strangled by vines high in gargantuan trees, and alongside many other dragons you've wondered if the bridge would collapse under the bus' weight. So many times you've been warmly welcomed by the mysterious yet kind residents of the blossoming wilds, so many times has food been offered to you on stops and you gladly accepted, but you couldn't stay too long because you've had places to be, people to meet!
After a few days of riding the bus, you're finally here at the centre - The Behemoth. The outstanding magnificence of the enormous tree takes your breath away, but the sight of a colourful sign snaps you out of it. It's your stop! You excitedly notify the driver and he stops, letting you out. You get off the bus, your butt still sore from all that sitting and you look at that familiar sign again. It says „Archives of the Viridian Labyrinth“, a sophisticated booth right below it, and an elder dragon, seemingly a Tundra, sitting at a paper-covered desk, visibly stressed. You approach the booth excitedly and just as about to ask, you hesitate. The employee seems to be busy, do you interupt or let them notice you? A few moments pass and the dragon notices you, a hoarse but kind voice exits their mouth, „How can I help you, traveller?“ - they ask while not taking their eyes off of their papers. At last, you're finally here, at the Behemoth, finally to get some solid instructions!
„Hi! This has been such a tiresome journey and now that I'm here, could you look for the...“ - you glance at your device to find the name of the clan you're looking for - the „Tehu Mer-tt.“ The dragon studies the papers thoroughly. It appears it's going to take a while so you look around. You glance at the colossal, mossy roots of The Behemoth and see dozens of hummingbirds flying from one flower to another. The rainforest is pulsating with life. Your eyes follow the vines that are enveloping the roots, leading your sight into the massive treetops where the biggest clans reside. From the point where you stand, even the Ridgebacks that are circling their clans look miniature, like flies. Many clans, villages, markets, even entire cities can be seen covering the gargantuan treetops of the Behemoth. That surely shows you how truly enormous that tree is.
„Hey, traveller.“ - a familiar voice breaks the silence, - „I'm afraid the Tehu Mer-tt isn't here. They only have a vacation lot here, you'll have to look somewhere else.“ Those words sliced through you like sharpened Raptorik blades. How is this possible? Have you really been stuck on that bus for days for absolutely nothing? Well, at least you have incredible memories from your journey- no! You refuse to believe that this is the truth, so you ask, visibly shook - „W-wait! This can't be true! Could you check again, please?“
The dragon takes their eyes off their papers, looks straight at you and calmly replies - „Traveller, I've been working here for quite a while...“ - they say while lowering their glasses - „and I can assure you that in all these years I haven't misread not even one phrase.“ You slowly look away in disbelief, still trying to figure out how this could have possibly happened. You look at your device once more to check the name of the clan, to check the notes... it clearly says „Viridian Labyrinth“, but now it's only a vacation lot. Has someone been messing with you this whole time? You unhurriedly turn around and take your first step back to bus stop when suddenly the dragon calls you again. It startles you and you stop. You look at the dragon who seems to be gesturing at you to come closer, you approach the booth once more. „Listen... you must have travelled long and far when you're this stressed about not being able to locate your destination- well... To heck with it! If you've heard of it, you must have been invited! Anyone who hasn't been invited doesn't even know about that place.“ - the dragon says excitedly. „The clan might be registered here, but it is not situated in this very place, only their vacation lot. If you want to find it, you need to go to the outbacks. For crying out loud, that's what the name stands for! Mer-tt means outbacks and I'm sure you weren't notified about it. You see, their administrator and I are very good friends and I can assure you we'll be able to sort this out soon. I'm just going to give them a swift call and you'll receive private transport, it shouldn't take too long.“

I might finish this one day.


Animals and plants that are protected by clan's laws (and are being hoarded):

The things I hoard:

  • ping WolfSoulweaver if selling the date tree
  • ping NexusEden when Nebt Aur is done
  • ping ilios when Aaru is done
  • ping Druzy & Sanzuwu for future accents
  • ping Imo for mass hatch
  • ping Johan for mass hatch
  • ping Zytorian for mass hatch
  • ping 5keletons for mass hatch
  • ping SpicyTunaRoll for art
  • Sepa gets Will Sparks & SCNDL - Tombstone
Dream G1 dragons:

Neb-T Anemit
??? - tanner
Sepa - Dead collector
??? - Lapis trader
??? - Kindler
Epic clans worth mentioning:


Recent Clan Activity [View All]
06/18 Became friends with Fabmonty. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
06/18 Earned: Worth Something Someday Collect all eleven dolls fashioned after the elemental gods of Flight Rising. ALL THE DOLLS.
06/11 Birthed new hatchlings! 3 Imperial Female
TehuMertt User ID: 430074
Date Joined: 2018-11-07
Birthday: October 09
Forum Posts: 3437
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Recent Comments Page: 1 2 »
howtoquityou wrote:
ahaha thx much! I love your salty bio, sorry for your troubles but I'm glad you still came back...
Jun 14, 2019, 14:35:27
Tune wrote:
More or less all my dragons are OCs (except my fandragons that is) and every single one of them have theme songs. I'm just too lazy to write all of them xD
Jun 14, 2019, 10:39:33
Tune wrote:
Well, William is my own character but the lyrics are correct, Monody is such a pretty song. <3
Jun 14, 2019, 10:33:11
Schattenfeuer wrote:
I really love your art <3
Jun 13, 2019, 09:36:26
Frillshark wrote:
OH MY GOSH I just realized I don't think I ever thanked you for the outfit you designed for my tuntun boy, now named Sula! He's wearing it right now and it looks perfect on him, so thank you so much for the design!! ^^
Jun 10, 2019, 23:39:10
pondweed wrote:
OH sorry i realize that its a cr!! ill be sure to get it by tonight ive just been really tight on funds
Jun 10, 2019, 19:52:22
pondweed wrote:
HEY sorry i forgot about the accent, do you think you can set up a PA again? aljsdfhjdsfsdf
Jun 10, 2019, 19:50:17
Moreii wrote:
Ahah it's only fitting then! Thank you very much. I'm excited for the result as well!
Jun 10, 2019, 12:40:28
Moreii wrote:
It absolutely is! I'm surprised you recognized it! I'll be sure to ping you if I sell it, thank you for your interest! <3
Jun 10, 2019, 11:23:48
Fletcher wrote:
Thank you!! No worries, I will write it down in the event that I do ever decide to sell her <3 I adore all of your G1s so much ;o; You have such lovely taste in color!
Jun 09, 2019, 11:13:51
pwllhalen wrote:
thank you very much!
Jun 08, 2019, 15:17:06
Crownings wrote:
THANK U!! matteo is my random progen, i love him very dearly!!! honestly, like, emerald breakup looks absolutely stunning on your bab, she reminds me of a little garden and i LOVE it!
Jun 08, 2019, 14:59:02
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