meteyus' Clan

we be trippin yo, we eat you. We eat you good, dippy fry you, i eats you. orange dragon will clean your bones, she use fairy liquid, then i eat that too. We say rawr, you know why? because i iz a big dwagon yum yum

p.s i like to eat the owls, its a hoot

p.p.s you know where i a cheap waffle iron? i want to use it as butt massager

p.p.p.s I saw a pigeon, it called me a name, so i eated its mum, he cried, it was so funny i pulled a muscle in my side from laughing and fell in front of a larger truck....it hurt but, driver nice, he taste nice anyway. So did the beer.

p.p.p.p.s Lace whiskey is my favourite dragon ever, no tell her but i dream about her scales all the see time. She does things to me while i sleep, i enjoy these things very much and then, we have dragon cuddles and she is so snuggly. I lick her cheek and she blush. It cute.

p.p.p.p.p.s crackers and cheese