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THE BROVERLORD OF MANS
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A mysterious masked stranger, disciplined and strong, THE BROVERLORD OF BRONIETH brings peace to the warring clans of RADIOBROACTIVE and MANGENTA by way of the colors upon its hide... or does it? It's certainly keen to wrestle ALL THE BEARS and punch ALL THE EXPLOSIONS.
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First sighted MAN-HANDLING A LEGENDARY BEAR WITH ALL OF THE HANDS during the Night of the Nocturne (which is not very manly now there are no bears in it), the travelling warrior-and-mentertainer-BROVERLORD quickly made a good MANPRESSION on MANLY MCBRO, though bronestly he brobably just wanted to join in on the bear-wrestling.
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BROVERLORD'S strength is formidable; it can THUMB-WRESTLE like no other MAN in the clan, thanks to all the hands it has. Do not throw hands with BROVERLORD, or you will regret it.
Mostly because you then won't be in any BRONDITION to have a COLD ONE WITH THE BOYS AFTERWARDS. It'll really RUIN YOUR BROTHERWISE BROKAY DAY.
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As a BROCTURNE, THE BROVERLORD is suspected to have some connection to the infamous GARY STU. Meanwhile, THE BROVERLORD claims it fell from THE STARS THEMSELVES (BUT ONLY THE MASCULINE ONES, SORRY VIRGO). In the end, nobody really knows where it came from, but definitely somewhere MANLY.
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THE BROVERLORD has a very curious way of talking, in that it only ever says MANLY THINGS FOR MANLY MANS. This is one reason why it is regarded by many as the TRUE CHAMPION OF MANDOM and the ONE TRUE MAN - it seems to be incapable of saying anything that isn't all caps and doesn't contain any MANGUAGE.
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____A marauding force from the stars, beyond anyone's feeble understanding, THE BROVERLORD seeks not peace and unity, but rather the return of the rogue alien Unphazer to its ship. And if bringing two clans together will help it achieve such a goal, then that is what it must do.
A simple, elegant plan, but... there are issues. A lot of issues.
____Can it act? Hell, can it speak a lick of Sornieth? Unless 'bronjour' counts, no. This has proved frustrating at the best of times, but at least both MANLY MCBRO and Pox OOCHIE COCHIE COO seem to accept the advances of THE BROVERLORD. After all, its strength is in raw strength - physical matches of strength always end in the BROVERLORD impressing all present. And after all, a Nature dragon with eyes of pink must be manly indeed!
In fact, THE BROVERLORD has even figured out that by shouting things in all-caps at random intervals, it can appease whatever BROGON comes its way. Easy, right?
Wrong.
____Because with no way to ask directions, how the space-hell is it supposed to find the ship?
And it knows its seasonal pursuer draws ever closer...
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____Strength is king in the clans of MANS. What with all the arms, the BROVERLORD can win any THUMB WAR or SLAPPING MATCH that comes to mind, and has lifted such marvellous things as BEARS and TUBAS. All dragons agree that such a strongman is more than capable of MENTERTAINING them, especially now that the BROVERLORD has claimed it can ride a motorbike with ALL THE HANDS.
____An absolute brute, the BROVERLORD understands the physical side of MANDOM all too well. It's actually the exact kind of thing that is 200% MANNED (man-banned) on its home planet. It revels in BLOWING THINGS UP and SMASHING. So much so, that perhaps...
____Despite its formidable strength, the BROVERLORD is highly discliplined, and has yet to hurt anyone in either of the warring clans. Even if the frustrating communication methods are... well, frustrating.
____As a travelling MENTERTAINER, the BROVERLORD performs a strongman act, lifting various AWESOME objects. For some reason, dragons of the MAN-CLANS never seem to get bored of this, and are constantly inviting it in to do another show.
____Back home, thousands of miles away, BROVERLORD was in an army of some kind, where it apparently BEAT UP ALL THE BEARS and VANQUISHED ALL THE FOES. It speaks highly of its position, but if it is some general, it has no soldiers here. Except for one, but... except for one. It will not speak further on the topic. Maybe it doesn't know how to.
____Since it is often travelling between the two clans, THE BROVERLORD is frequently tasked with repeating, word for word, what it heard at the other clan. Of course, it doesn't understand what it is being asked, and just says manly things instead, speckled with truths from its old life. This has resulted in Manly McBro visiting 'behind a playground' twice, to no avail whatsoever.
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____The mighty BROVERLORD has absolutely no idea what you're saying, sorry. Sometimes this can be a good thing, sometimes a bad thing. Expect to ask it what the time is and be given directions to the nearest convenient Wendy's, six thousand light years to your right. Expect to ask it where the nearest Wendy's is, and watch it rear up and loudly declare a MAN WAR, only to wander off and RAID THE FRIDGE instead.
____Dragons have claimed that the supposed KING OF ALL MANS actually has a soft spot for cute frogs, and owns one called Pebbles who smells just like peanut butter. The BROVERLORD doesn't know what they're talking about.
____Steady and stoic, with its head always held high, the figure of the BROCTURNE - though not large - oozes discipline and dignity. There is something about the stiffness in the way it carries itself that many take to indicate kingliness or royalty. It never fidgets or fusses, and every movement has a kind of economy to it - no energy wasted here. It stares directly at every dragon who addresses it, and its gaze is unwavering.
Talking to THE BROVERLORD is a bit like talking to a deity - you start to wonder if you yourself are high, as none of his answers make any sense. Asking what's for dinner might net you an answer of "FIST BUMP GUN RAWR", or perhaps "BIG BEAR WRESTLING TOMORROW AT HIGH NOON". Therefore, few dare speak with THE BROVERLORD, resulting in hushed silence wherever it travels. However, it will patiently stare at and speak to any who address it; it seems to value something about communicating with its people, even if they cannot understand what is being said.
____The quiet suits it just fine, as it is good for the hunting. While it is cordial and stoic, the BROVERLORD only remains in the area because he is looking for the abandoned spaceship and alien renegade, and definitely not because it enjoys the company of so many fellow friendly man-creatures. The spirit of mangenta lives on in all things, and it definitely doesn't find that like, beautiful or mantastic or anything. It's definitely not trying to pick up the language so it too can become a TRUE MAN and live happily in BRONIETH or anything like that.
____It avoids seers and mind-readers at all costs.
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If asked to pick between the two clan leaders (assuming it could understand you), THE BROVERLORD would pick MANLY MCBRO 100% of the time. Mind you, THE BROVERLORD definitely doesn't have a crush on MANLY MCBRO or anything like that. Whyever would it appreciate rippling brose thighs and incredible mangenta snoot-snoots?
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THE BROVERLORD'S mask is the source of all its power. With it, THE BROVERLORD can transform itself into the shape of a Nocturne - a Nature one, but with Arcane eyes and a million arms due to the limitations of the guise itself and THE BROVERLORD'S lack of understanding about the whole dragon thing.
What would happen if the mask was taken away...?
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THE BROVERLORD does not get on well with the ghosts of the MAN-CAVE, who uniformly hiss at it and drive it away from the sands where Unphazer's ship was buried. Taki has tried a number of times to talk to the strange 'dragon' creature, but each time THE BROVERLORD senses trouble and flits away in unmanly fashion, frustrating the Spiral. Similarly, the BROCTURNE'S attempts to suck up to MANLY MCBRO terrify and annoy Taki in equal turns.
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Pebbles is THE BROVERLORD's most treasured possession, and lives in a tiny high-tech house barely the size of a shoe box. Pebbles may be the world's most spoiled frog, with a pseudo-dragon guardian that will defend the little guy with its life.
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