Rei50711's Clan

Hello! This is the Greenwake Clan, a group of ecclectic personalities who spend most of their days alternatively sleeping in or debating their favorite foods. They moved to the Everbloom Gardens from the Wind territory almost a year ago.

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Ways to Keep Your Sanity (from WillowtheWisp's profile)
1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on, point a hairdryer at passing cars, and see if they slow down
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7. Skip rather than walk
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. Sing along at the opera
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall, during rush hour, and park in it with your reverse lights on.
15. Type the last thing you did and add "Because I'm Batman" at the end.
16. Wear a shirt that says, "Life," stand on a street corner, and hand out lemons.
17. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar, and then proceed to eat it in public.
18. Buy a parrot and teach him to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
19. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
20. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door while yelling, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!"
21. Pluck out people's hair and screech, "DNA!"
22. Moo when someone says your name.
23. Try to climb the wall.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
25. At everything other people say, yell "LIAR!"
26. Say everything backwards.
27. Put this on your page and make someone else smile.

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*indefinite hiatus*

Trying my best to write more bios now . . . . . . . .