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Corvuscorpus: Clan Profile » Dragon Lair » Nesting Grounds
Corvuscorpus' Clan
Relationship status: hot dog
Venerable Lair
near the
Clan Information

Rowen | They/She | Minor | FR+0

Prev. CyanicPanic, CorvidEquinox


To admins: I access FR from multiple devices + locations (and share IP addresses with friends).


Prev. RavenFearsome, Fateweaver, Hypersense78, CyanicPanic, CorvidEquinox
I accept random friend requests!

Ways to keep your sanity:

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
16. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
17. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
18. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
19. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
20. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
22. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
23. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
24. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
25. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
26. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
27. Introduce yourself as "(your name), but don't freak out if someone screeches 'Singles Awareness Day' and I respond."
28. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with a black marker on a toilet paper square.
29. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
11/01 Became friends with dream404. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
10/25 Became friends with munwrath Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
10/01 Birthed new hatchlings! 1 Guardian Female, 1 Pearlcatcher Male, 1 Pearlcatcher Female
Corvuscorpus User ID: 342695
Date Joined: 2017-09-13
Birthday: November 18
Forum Posts: 4928
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Corvuscorpus' Friends (148) YONJI mell0hi Dexterious EclipseWeaver Worm0nAString NovaAurora Todo XxSilverPoolxX View All
Recent Comments
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mell0hi wrote:
also happy takas boots day
Nov 18, 2021, 10:02:37
mell0hi wrote:
Nov 18, 2021, 10:02:28
couch wrote:
Thank you! I appreciate you telling me, she an old lady. :D Have a happy Halloween!!
Oct 29, 2021, 12:56:55
Cosmological wrote:
Thank you so much for letting me know! I'm real proud of that boy!
Oct 02, 2021, 13:51:08
finnamony wrote:
Sep 04, 2021, 06:14:46
mell0hi wrote:
they want the beans
Aug 22, 2021, 15:35:47
mell0hi wrote:
the turtles are coming for you
Aug 22, 2021, 15:32:21
mell0hi wrote:
sakusa kiyoomi 👹 ÆÄÄÄ
Jul 24, 2021, 20:09:20
Verdes wrote:
Oh lol, I was lurking in the forums when I saw your avatar, it look exactly like my dragon Scourge! Parallax is such a pretty dragon, good job with her outfit~
Jul 24, 2021, 12:17:37
treehouse wrote:
your lair is beautiful as well, i love the tabs and organization!
May 31, 2021, 12:05:09
treehouse wrote:
don't go feral!!!
May 31, 2021, 11:42:20
nilah wrote:
oooo, thank you for letting me know!><
Mar 28, 2021, 20:42:32
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