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CosmicHurricane: Clan Profile » Dragon Lair » Nesting Grounds
CosmicHurricane's Clan
Mighty Lair
on the coast of
Churnscar Wharf
Clan Information
Welcome to Spectrum Lake, the clan of chaos and fancy Greek names.

Chaos down here ↓

Ways to keep your sanity:

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. sing along at the opera
9. five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood
10. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
11. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
12.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
13. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
14. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'
15. Look through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
16. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
17. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
18. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
19. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
20. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
21. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
22. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
23. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
24. If anyone asks you a question, answer with "Sorry, that's classified."
25. put this on your page and make someone else smile
Recent Clan Activity [View All]
09/06 Became friends with KarmaIsNeutral. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
08/14 Became friends with Raedeshe. Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
08/14 Became friends with WinterLily99 Maybe in a few years they'll write a buddy comedy about you guys.
CosmicHurricane User ID: 583072
Date Joined: 2021-06-17
Birthday: February 27
Forum Posts: 363
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Recent Comments
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YubiEevee wrote:
ty! today was a great day
Sep 13, 2021, 17:46:52
QuesadillaWizard wrote:
that they are!
Sep 06, 2021, 22:32:12
mosseborb wrote:
Sep 05, 2021, 09:36:19
QuirkyJunimo wrote:
If you want to read/watch it,it’s called Mysterious Benedict Society
Aug 14, 2021, 17:14:38
QuirkyJunimo wrote:
It’s not related to Tidelord,it’s a reference to my favorite book series
Aug 14, 2021, 17:12:37
Clementiny wrote:
Hahaha, too late! I just accepted your friend request.
Aug 11, 2021, 06:54:09
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Aug 08, 2021, 16:07:02
Summerlinn wrote:
Thank you for the birthday wish! :D
Aug 08, 2021, 03:28:24
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Aug 07, 2021, 18:11:50
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Aug 07, 2021, 18:11:38
Tangaroa wrote:
Wow thank you so much ;_: <3
Aug 06, 2021, 16:18:34
StormcatcherHere wrote:
Aug 04, 2021, 08:19:02
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