Art Sales

[left][/left][center][size=4]OPEN | [b]CLOSED[/b] | FULL [/center][/size] hey there, i'm Tet and initially this was going to be a review & roast thread BUT i have decided i am much, much better at roasting >:3 [b]             The Roasting™[/b] [emoji=eliminate] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/h6jtvvv0ibo6kwp/firemidsmall.png[/img] [LIST] [*]i'll pick out a few dragons and shred them ;) [*]i might also poke fun at your overall aesthetic/lore/etc [*]i might use/make memes or reaction images in the roasting [*]if i combine dragons together, it counts as just one dragon [*]some dragons are easier targets for me than others ("edgy" dragons, snappers in general, ~fancy g1~, clothes not matching, certain genes, etc) [*][b][u]this is all in good fun![/b][/u] i won't be purposefully mean or anything, but a roast is a roast & i'm just giving my own opinion by poking fun, so please don't take it personally [emoji=coatl happy] [size=1]also my entire lair is so roastable lmao so pls know i roast with love[/size] [/LIST] [center][emoji=skull] roast examples can be found [url=https://tetris-fr.tumblr.com/tagged/lair%20roast] [u]here on my old FR blog[/u]![/url] [emoji=skull][/center] [b]             RULES:[/b] [emoji=scroll] [img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/h6jtvvv0ibo6kwp/firemidsmall.png[/img] [LIST] [*]15g per dragon with a [b]3[/b] dragon limit [*]ping me to order & send a 1-way CR (no PMs please) with payment - i will accept once i finish! [*]this is a First Come, First Serve shop! and will go by [i]whoever sends payment first[/i], not whoever pings first! [*]you are allowed to pick the dragons i review if you'd like [*][u]i will take 4 orders at a time[/u] - once i hit 4 i will mark myself as full while i finish the orders. if you send your order but there's already 4 people ahead of you, i will just cancel your CR and add you to the pinglist c: [b]if i'm closed or full, let me know if you'd like to be pinged when i open again![/b] [*]it's not required at all, but if you enjoyed your roast please consider leaving a review for me to add to my testimonials! [*]please keep in mind that it's difficult to roast dragons with little/no apparel ^-^; [/LIST] [i]roasts are simple but i have the big AuDHD - i get distracted/overwhelmed easily and my queue fills up quickly! if i don't finish within [b]a week[/b] i will cancel the CR. thank you for understanding [emoji=heart][/i] [size=1]divider images made by [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=30450]Osiem #30450[/url][/size]

Slots (make fancy later)

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pinglist for open slots:
-@/EtainRazkatan
-@/Adrenaline
-@/bb0nni
-@/Oxyzee
-@/foggydownpour
-@/aerites
-@/Owleics
-@/Sunsong43
-@/Raya36

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pinglist to witness someone else's roasting:
@/torchii @/havic @/ladyoftheskies @/Oxyzee @/foggydownpour @/cerion

testimonials (make fancy later) [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/422daf0071c97ec695e387a2e77449c9/tumblr_inline_po8earjPQs1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/9e4e048beefa2d0141a111f7820a615d/tumblr_inline_polbnluyXE1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/2c98cc87b85c45e05b13178eeea541c8/tumblr_inline_popejhJbFs1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/81c67600e8366dea7b3778a0dcdd541e/tumblr_pw9izxju6V1uiivcbo1_1280.png[/img]

reserved just in case??

[size=1]@applejuice[/size] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/b5e2a7cbb11d3d3401ad3376f6f6cca4/tumblr_inline_po3803d88t1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] what the heck is up with the sweaters???? does it mean something? is it a club? is it a cult? ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/65869907b29f52d1221ed567e2db8bfb/tumblr_inline_po37zuh26S1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/a8e603613db31c083c4127ab456311fa/tenor.gif[/img] at least i have a little bit of an explanation now :P [s]and also you said it, not me[/s] ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/6706eb4e83f6bb7e813844207f131e2d/tumblr_inline_po64jzJeDe1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] OKAY so i'm only gonna roast u for this bc it's not my personal style but you have all your dragons organized so neatly like what the HECK. LIVE A LITTLE. BREAK THE ORDER. THROW A SKYDANCER IN WITH THE GUARDIANS. ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/efa688aa95548b2bab46a0b0076299a2/tumblr_inline_po655zWCna1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] apple. apple [i]pls.[/i] i know you could find a dragon that had those pretty two colours without that heinous magenta underneath omg, like, sometimes i look at a dragon i think is ugly and i'm like "well at least i can see how they'd like how it looks" but it's So Much that for Fawn idk how you get past it xD ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/577eb9e7dac2565e2a4fcb2718e7d745/tumblr_inline_po6czrti491sqr2is_1280.png[/img] 911 yes hello i'd like to report a fashion CRIME and that crime is having an eyeburner and putting dull clothing on it

[size=1]@autopilot[/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=49442167] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/494422/49442167_350.png[/img] [/url] i,,have so many questions???? why is he a wasp his bio offers no clues ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/cbdc1ec4e79711b99ed45e2dcc991107/tumblr_inline_po6nojNMKz1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGGGGG. a-are they vehicles for a reason? is this a meme? an inside joke? i love that in the bio for one of them you put "needs wasp/bee" or something, like, for WHAT, they're cars now xD ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=12954938] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/129550/12954938_350.png[/img] [/url] what is the point of a dull eyeburner?! and her scales is making me wanna give her some chapstick or something hahaha ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=48717541] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/487176/48717541_350.png[/img] [/url] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/6d7cf12055d5f59ece67e913e233b323/tumblr_inline_po6ocie3n21sqr2is_1280.png[/img] of [i]course[/i] she was ;) "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)" ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=49673388] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/496734/49673388_350.png[/img] [/url] this. i'm sorry but this poor dude is an eyesore xD thylacine isn't doing him any favours and it would maybe be okay with just his primary but it really stands out on his wings and not in a good way haha

[size=1]@glacecakes[/size] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=28186539] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/281866/28186539_350.png[/img] [/url] WHAT IN TARNATION. the picture of Guy Fieri in his bio just raises further questions. i'm so perplexed. is this a shame outfit? is he being publicly shamed? ----- [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/491f54f6da8e5aaeae6043186f16dbdb/tumblr_inline_po6uooGPBH1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] [img]https://66.media.tumblr.com/08cde8589b3d1ecb5da7796a717a4208/tumblr_inline_po6uu4AR7w1sqr2is_1280.png[/img] ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=31012212] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/310123/31012212_350.png[/img] [/url] LOLOL okay so i'm roasting this poor coatl bc while i do kinda think he's pretty he's the EXACT same colours as this frickin house i'd drive by every day. like, someone painted their entire house and their garage FOREST green with magenta frickin highlights and i'd drive by it and cackle all the time. it looked so bad hahahahaha and it was on the highway! everyone could see it! so this poor lad reminds me of that godawful heinous house on the highway in the worst way xD ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=29366723] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/293668/29366723_350.png[/img] [/url] waaaah i feel bad but i don't like this poor girl D: the lace apparel isn't the right shade so it looks weird to me, and her lace gene sticks out too much. and don't even get me started on her kinda-looks-like-pee seraph xD ----- [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=27139827] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/271399/27139827_350.png[/img] [/url] i want to say i like Maybelle, but....i don't D: iridescent just looks so dull to me now and i feel like her dress maybe makes it worse x_x and now i just read her bio so she'll probably curse me for saying so [s]and i would deserve it[/s]

@tetris lmao yes i do like wing silks
Mary is a fandragon, otherwise i wouldn't have her! And tom was one of those dragons u buy giggling manically and just make it the dumbest thing possible. he's my fodder breeder lol

@glacecakes

LOLOL THAT MAKES TOM SO MUCH BETTER