W E L C O M E
Porko's Dragon Hatchery is currently closed, due to lack of hatchlings.
You wander through the woods, clutching your arms. Shivering. You feel as if you've been walking under the night sky for hours... and the snow seems to just keep piling up around you. You eventually see what appears to be a tiny hut in the middle of the area - that has the lights on! You smile and run to the hut.
Upon realizing that the door is unlocked, you open it up and take a step inside. "Hello? Is anyone in here?" you say before you look in front of you to see a piece of floorboard slide open. The pit below is too dark to see in, but there is a ladder leading down it. You shrug and hop onto the ladder, and begin to work your way down.
You climb for what seems to be a rather long time until the light begins to show below. You climb down faster and faster - and then the ladder breaks. You fall to the floor that the pit leads to with a groan. Everything goes black.
A large Snapper looms over you when your eyes open up again. The dragon pokes you with his massive foot- and you roll over with yet another groan. A chirping noise is heard coming from the dragon's mouth.
"G'day there! Wat brings ya ta my 'atchery?" said the dragon. You scoot back with wide eyes. The dragon can talk?
You quickly stand up and acknowledge the dragon's presence. He seems to be eating... a bagel? How odd. "Hello there!" you say back. "I was freezing outside, and so I came into your hut! Do you think I can stay here?" you say, nervously. You're still rather afraid of the dragon.
The Snapper falls back, laughing. "'Ahaha!" he says, with a grin. "Dya think i'm garn ta eat ya? Well, certayynly not! 'N of course, ya'ah welcome ta stay at my 'atchery."
You look to the dragon with... a strange expression. Apparently, he's friendly, or so you think. Your eyes widen again as you look around the room and notice all of the little baby dragons. You notice they have signs up with prices on them. "Are these up for sale?"
"Sah they ahre! Dya want one?" Although you can barely understand the dragon's strange accent, you nod your head. "Bonza! I'll explayyn the bloody costs 'n the bloody regulations fawr all these ta ya, then." He then grins. "My name is Porko, by the way. Come with me, i'll show ya ahround this place!"
You decide you have nothing to do but follow the large dragon.
Porko's Dragon Hatchery is currently closed, due to lack of hatchlings.
You wander through the woods, clutching your arms. Shivering. You feel as if you've been walking under the night sky for hours... and the snow seems to just keep piling up around you. You eventually see what appears to be a tiny hut in the middle of the area - that has the lights on! You smile and run to the hut.
Upon realizing that the door is unlocked, you open it up and take a step inside. "Hello? Is anyone in here?" you say before you look in front of you to see a piece of floorboard slide open. The pit below is too dark to see in, but there is a ladder leading down it. You shrug and hop onto the ladder, and begin to work your way down.
You climb for what seems to be a rather long time until the light begins to show below. You climb down faster and faster - and then the ladder breaks. You fall to the floor that the pit leads to with a groan. Everything goes black.
A large Snapper looms over you when your eyes open up again. The dragon pokes you with his massive foot- and you roll over with yet another groan. A chirping noise is heard coming from the dragon's mouth.
"G'day there! Wat brings ya ta my 'atchery?" said the dragon. You scoot back with wide eyes. The dragon can talk?
You quickly stand up and acknowledge the dragon's presence. He seems to be eating... a bagel? How odd. "Hello there!" you say back. "I was freezing outside, and so I came into your hut! Do you think I can stay here?" you say, nervously. You're still rather afraid of the dragon.
The Snapper falls back, laughing. "'Ahaha!" he says, with a grin. "Dya think i'm garn ta eat ya? Well, certayynly not! 'N of course, ya'ah welcome ta stay at my 'atchery."
You look to the dragon with... a strange expression. Apparently, he's friendly, or so you think. Your eyes widen again as you look around the room and notice all of the little baby dragons. You notice they have signs up with prices on them. "Are these up for sale?"
"Sah they ahre! Dya want one?" Although you can barely understand the dragon's strange accent, you nod your head. "Bonza! I'll explayyn the bloody costs 'n the bloody regulations fawr all these ta ya, then." He then grins. "My name is Porko, by the way. Come with me, i'll show ya ahround this place!"
You decide you have nothing to do but follow the large dragon.
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ive got no idea what im doing
ive got no idea what im doing
