JUICE FLIGHT
LET THE JUICE FLOW LET THE JUICE FLOW LET THE JUICE FLOW
*ominous drums intensify as you tremble in fear*
A tiny cute purple and pink Fae walks out of the shadows. She opens her mouth and a booming (heccin manly) voice comes out.
"JUICE JUICE JUICE"
It roughly translates to "What brings you to the land of juice?"
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WELCOME TO THE JUICE!!!!!111!!!1!!1!@@@2@!!!1!1@@!1@@11
LORE OF THE JUICE
THIS IS OUR GOD
SHE'S THE FRIENDLY FRUITY CULT LEADER
THIS IS OUR LANGUAGE
every word ever: JUICE
WE MUST ONLY YELL IN MANLY VOICES
OFFICIAL LORE:
LET THE JUICE FLOW
LET THE JUICE FLOW
LET THE JUICE FLOW
THE ORIGINS
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Darkness. Nothing. A world yet to be created.
DRIP
Something. Liquid. Pouring. Pouring down, down into the realm. Many different colors,
red, orange, purple, yellow, pink. Flavors.
Mixed, orange, grape, lemon, punch.
A drop. Then a stream. Then a waterfall. Then a river. Then a pool. Then a pond. Then a lake. Then an ocean. From this pool, of refreshing fruit water and sugar; something emerged. It was JUICE. First the precious being's fluid swirled around, different kinds and flavors, before forming into one being that resembled a... Dragon?
The 'dragon's' soft glow from forming started to fade.
Her eyes opened.
The drop, the stream, the waterfall, the river, the pool, the pond, the lake., and the ocean. burst, gallons and gallons of juice rained over the blank world, and with each drop it beame more and more beautiful.
This was JUICE.
THE CULT
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She emerged from the temple, walking through the vertical flow of juice protecting
the entrance from outsiders, as it was a poisonous juice to all other but the children of the juice. Thoughts raced in her head.
JUICE JUICE JUICE, JUIICE. JJJJUUUUUUIIIIIIIIICCCCCE! JUCIDIY JUICIDY.
She was struck with an idea.
Ancient symbols written in juice coated the walls inside the dimly lit room as JUICE whispered the 5 words of juice.
"JUICE. JUICE." <MIXED. ORANGE.>
She spoke the first 2 words. Things started to glow.
"JUICE. JUICE." <GRAPE. LEMON.>
The 3rd and 4th word revealed. Things started to tremble.
"JJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEE!" <PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH>
She slowly started to rise, things spinning around her, and at that moment;
THE CHILDREN OF THE JUICE WERE BORN
TO BECOME A JUICE
TO BECOME A JUICE YOU MUST: COMMIT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO JUICE OR PERISH
ELEMENTS: ANY THAT IS A COLOR OF A TYPE OF JUICE
COLORS: SAME AS EYES
BREEDS: ANY
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jUICE
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A JUICE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
EVERY DAY WE OMINOUSLY CHANT!
IF YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST JUICE, WE'LL MAKE YOU INTO JUICE AND DRINK IT