[b][/b][center][i][size=6][b]HEY KIDS![/b][/size]
Have you ever been kicking back on your favorite couch, watching a nature documentary (as narrated by David Attenborough), and thought to yourself
[b]"How cool would it be to have a super cool walrus as a pet?!"[/b]
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/XCPnjIUMT06ek/giphy.gif[/img]
The only problem is real walruses can be quite the handful. They're large, they're loud, and you're not even sure how to acquire a sufficient amount of mollusks to feed them (let alone whether your allowance will cover it).
[b]Well worry no more! Introducing the next best thing to owning an actual walrus:[/b][/i]
[b][size=6]WALRUS SNAPPERS![/size][/b]
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[img]http://flightrising.com/dgen/preview/dragon?age=1&body=165&bodygene=20&breed=9&element=1&eyetype=1&gender=1&tert=165&tertgene=5&winggene=2&wings=165&auth=8f66e04424972610dcc41174d3b1fc0e749e86e1&dummyext=prev.png[/img]
[i][b]Coming to a dragon store near you! Order yours today for only 99,999![/b][/i]
[size=1]Actual price 100kt or 100g. Final product may vary. I am not actually a certified walrus breeder or trainer. My license was revoked for attempting to train them to lay siege to the countryside. Not responsible for any siege-like proclivities. [/size]
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HEY KIDS!
Have you ever been kicking back on your favorite couch, watching a nature documentary (as narrated by David Attenborough), and thought to yourself
"How cool would it be to have a super cool walrus as a pet?!"
The only problem is real walruses can be quite the handful. They're large, they're loud, and you're not even sure how to acquire a sufficient amount of mollusks to feed them (let alone whether your allowance will cover it).
Well worry no more! Introducing the next best thing to owning an actual walrus:
WALRUS SNAPPERS!
Coming to a dragon store near you! Order yours today for only 99,999!
Actual price 100kt or 100g. Final product may vary. I am not actually a certified walrus breeder or trainer. My license was revoked for attempting to train them to lay siege to the countryside. Not responsible for any siege-like proclivities.
These almost make me want to get 'the next best thing to a walrus' and I am a Fae lair. So congratulations, if you can (nearly) win me over, I think you'll have a bright future unleashing walruses to wreak havoc on peoples' lairs.
These almost make me want to get 'the next best thing to a walrus' and I am a Fae lair. So congratulations, if you can (nearly) win me over, I think you'll have a bright future unleashing walruses to wreak havoc on peoples' lairs.
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theshanar Would you like a ping when the first babies arrive? I won't be able to put them on nest for about 4 days
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theshanar Would you like a ping when the first babies arrive? I won't be able to put them on nest for about 4 days
I'd like a ping for sure ^^
I'd like a ping for sure ^^
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thelocalcryptid sure thing! The first babies ought to be born in about 9 days
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thelocalcryptid sure thing! The first babies ought to be born in about 9 days
May I please be pinged for any female snaps?
May I please be pinged for any female snaps?
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[quote name="ahzidal" date="2019-03-06 14:49:53" ]
May I please be pinged for any female snaps?
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Me too please! It’s a lot harder to dress male snaps, but their female counterparts hold a special place in my heart and these are perfect
ahzidal wrote on 2019-03-06 14:49:53:
May I please be pinged for any female snaps?
Me too please! It’s a lot harder to dress male snaps, but their female counterparts hold a special place in my heart and these are perfect
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I sure will. Thank you for the interest!
