> be me
> be a softhearted sap prone to rescuing dragons
> be sad one day and decide to dedicate a tab of your lair to hoarding soft-looking male Skydancers that you rescue at fodder price, because those are your favorites
> be dead-set on only male Skydancers because you like them much more than the females
> buy a female Skydancer for no apparent reason with no lore in mind while half-asleep with only the vague idea that you like Banana Python
> wake up with no recollection of purchasing a dragon, log in, and discover this:
> the point was Banana Python and the dragon in your lair has no Python
> you don't like female Skydancers at all unless they have Python and you have no excuse to keep her because your fodder rescue tab is for male Skydancers because you don't like the females near as much
> revisit steps 1 & 2
> feel bad about exalting her or even reselling her, then tool around in the scrying workshop like the weak, frail-hearted fool you are
> throw your wallet into the wind and make this:
> begrudgingly allow one (1) female Skydancer into your rescue tab and make her a lore mate for one of your other rescues
> look through the AH idly
> oh no
> now you've done it
> at least you have another Python scroll
> at least you're not going to do something rash like buy her a friend in need of Python
> but that's exactly what you do
> why are you like this
> scrying workshop time
> oh no she's pretty
> no regrets
I have no money and no space but at least I... have two new gene projects? I might keep Runes on the second girl, but I'd love other tert scries (I'm debating between Runes, Firefly, and Basic, but open to others!) On another note: they're sisters in lore now and the first rescue is their adoptive mother.
Anyone else got their own rescuing rampages to share? Otherwise, feel free to appreciate the beautiful trashcan babies I found and now adore.
> be a softhearted sap prone to rescuing dragons
> be sad one day and decide to dedicate a tab of your lair to hoarding soft-looking male Skydancers that you rescue at fodder price, because those are your favorites
> be dead-set on only male Skydancers because you like them much more than the females
> buy a female Skydancer for no apparent reason with no lore in mind while half-asleep with only the vague idea that you like Banana Python
> wake up with no recollection of purchasing a dragon, log in, and discover this:
> the point was Banana Python and the dragon in your lair has no Python
> you don't like female Skydancers at all unless they have Python and you have no excuse to keep her because your fodder rescue tab is for male Skydancers because you don't like the females near as much
> revisit steps 1 & 2
> feel bad about exalting her or even reselling her, then tool around in the scrying workshop like the weak, frail-hearted fool you are
> throw your wallet into the wind and make this:
> begrudgingly allow one (1) female Skydancer into your rescue tab and make her a lore mate for one of your other rescues
> look through the AH idly
> oh no
> now you've done it
> at least you have another Python scroll
> at least you're not going to do something rash like buy her a friend in need of Python
> but that's exactly what you do
> why are you like this
> scrying workshop time
> oh no she's pretty
> no regrets
I have no money and no space but at least I... have two new gene projects? I might keep Runes on the second girl, but I'd love other tert scries (I'm debating between Runes, Firefly, and Basic, but open to others!) On another note: they're sisters in lore now and the first rescue is their adoptive mother.
Anyone else got their own rescuing rampages to share? Otherwise, feel free to appreciate the beautiful trashcan babies I found and now adore.
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