I must rekindle my inner fighting spirit after a rough day at work! I wish to see your BUFF BEAR-WRESTLING BROS. Your TOUGHEST TYKES and CHADDIEST CHADS. Your WHOA-MANS and FLEXEMS. THE... [size=5][color=#FF00FF][b] [i]MANGENTAS. [/i][/b][/color][/size]
Regale me with tales of your most tenacious of terrors, and your stronkest of strongs! Show me dragons that could lift anything, then show me dragons that can lift those dragons! There's no rules here - they don't have to be magenta, they don't have to be male. Boast about your how strong your dragons are, and if you're boasting, you're doing it right.
Will you achieve a score above 10/10? Can we get OVER NINE THOUSAND ALL CAPS WORDS? Can anything make me laugh? Well, I think we can try.
To start things off, here is a mantastic man-friend of mine. She has... a very nice poem to share with everybody.
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[center][quote=LITTLE BRO PEEP]Little Bro Peep has lost her sheep,
and doesn't know where to find them;
Leave them alone, who cares about 'em bro
[i][b]PUNCH A BEAR AND TAME IT[/b][/i][/quote][/center]
I must rekindle my inner fighting spirit after a rough day at work! I wish to see your BUFF BEAR-WRESTLING BROS. Your TOUGHEST TYKES and CHADDIEST CHADS. Your WHOA-MANS and FLEXEMS. THE...
MANGENTAS.
Regale me with tales of your most tenacious of terrors, and your stronkest of strongs! Show me dragons that could lift anything, then show me dragons that can lift those dragons! There's no rules here - they don't have to be magenta, they don't have to be male. Boast about your how strong your dragons are, and if you're boasting, you're doing it right.
Will you achieve a score above 10/10? Can we get OVER NINE THOUSAND ALL CAPS WORDS? Can anything make me laugh? Well, I think we can try.
To start things off, here is a mantastic man-friend of mine. She has... a very nice poem to share with everybody.
LITTLE BRO PEEP wrote:
Little Bro Peep has lost her sheep,
and doesn't know where to find them;
Leave them alone, who cares about 'em bro
PUNCH A BEAR AND TAME IT
Dear IKTR:
Fandragons are in my den! Sometimes there's a few stragglers in my lair.
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WELCOME TO THE [s]black parade[/s] JUNGLE says my CLAN LEADER [color=deeppink][b]ALEJANDRO[/b][/color] and his son, JUDAS. (Both are fans of Lady Gaga yes why do you ask.)
WELCOME TO THE
black parade JUNGLE says my CLAN LEADER
ALEJANDRO and his son, JUDAS. (Both are fans of Lady Gaga yes why do you ask.)
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librariesrpunk
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librariesrpunk - Ah, they are MANTASTIC MIRRORS indeed! I especially like how they are both LIFTING ROCKS and ROCKING SKULLS, it's a very MANSPIRING look. Lady Gaga is of course MAN-CAVE APPROVED, also. I make a great deal of noise for your Killjoys and rate them a SOLID 10/10 bears.
(Love the lore on them, haha. They have such fitting familiars, too!)
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librariesrpunk - Ah, they are MANTASTIC MIRRORS indeed! I especially like how they are both LIFTING ROCKS and ROCKING SKULLS, it's a very MANSPIRING look. Lady Gaga is of course MAN-CAVE APPROVED, also. I make a great deal of noise for your Killjoys and rate them a SOLID 10/10 bears.
(Love the lore on them, haha. They have such fitting familiars, too!)
Dear IKTR:
Fandragons are in my den! Sometimes there's a few stragglers in my lair.
@Spooner
Okay, I just love that poem. XD
Also, mah dudes, eh? Hmmm I have this fantastically unfortunate dude (this is what he'll eventually look like.)
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He's trying so hard to win at love. Unfortunately, uh... Well, here's his bio:
Obsessed with dating apps. He always manages to get a date, but never gets past the first one, let alone create any sort of deep, lasting relationship. This may be partially due to his mildly disturbing face. If you gaze deeply enough into his eyes...he gets steadily more creepy-looking. That, and while he may appear warm and beautiful at first, the longer you look at him, the more agonizingly uninteresting he looks. However, Medjool whole-heartedly desires to find his soulmate and earnestly seeks her out...however, she may not actually exist.
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Spooner
Okay, I just love that poem. XD
Also, mah dudes, eh? Hmmm I have this fantastically unfortunate dude (this is what he'll eventually look like.)
He's trying so hard to win at love. Unfortunately, uh... Well, here's his bio:
Obsessed with dating apps. He always manages to get a date, but never gets past the first one, let alone create any sort of deep, lasting relationship. This may be partially due to his mildly disturbing face. If you gaze deeply enough into his eyes...he gets steadily more creepy-looking. That, and while he may appear warm and beautiful at first, the longer you look at him, the more agonizingly uninteresting he looks. However, Medjool whole-heartedly desires to find his soulmate and earnestly seeks her out...however, she may not actually exist.
@Cryoluxa - What a date-able dude, with a datey name to match his matey looks! MANy thanks for pointing him out to me; he is a TRUE BRO. His SHINING PERSEVERANCE and SHEER GRIT in the face of OVERWHELMING NUMBERS OF UNINTERESTED LADIES mark him out as a MAN of GREAT HEART. I like that he wears COOL HOT RED ROSES ALL OVER HIS BODY; it makes him very BRORGANIC.
I think I'll give him a MANDSOME 10/10 stolen hearts.
[s]Edit[/s] [b]BREAKING NEWS: [/b] What's this? Broh my god! It's BROHMYGOD, here to pay his respects to a fellow manly snipper-snapper. BROHMYGOD is also single and very lonely, but Medjool has MANSPIRED him to BEGIN HIS VERY OWN LOVE QUEST.
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He will embark shortly after he PUNCHES SEVERAL BEARS and WRESTLES A MONSTER TRUCK, brof course.
((I love Medjool's look, and I enjoyed reading through his adventures in that forum thread! Great dragon, great taste, 10/10))
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Cryoluxa - What a date-able dude, with a datey name to match his matey looks! MANy thanks for pointing him out to me; he is a TRUE BRO. His SHINING PERSEVERANCE and SHEER GRIT in the face of OVERWHELMING NUMBERS OF UNINTERESTED LADIES mark him out as a MAN of GREAT HEART. I like that he wears COOL HOT RED ROSES ALL OVER HIS BODY; it makes him very BRORGANIC.
I think I'll give him a MANDSOME 10/10 stolen hearts.
Edit BREAKING NEWS: What's this? Broh my god! It's BROHMYGOD, here to pay his respects to a fellow manly snipper-snapper. BROHMYGOD is also single and very lonely, but Medjool has MANSPIRED him to BEGIN HIS VERY OWN LOVE QUEST.
He will embark shortly after he PUNCHES SEVERAL BEARS and WRESTLES A MONSTER TRUCK, brof course.
((I love Medjool's look, and I enjoyed reading through his adventures in that forum thread! Great dragon, great taste, 10/10))
Dear IKTR:
Fandragons are in my den! Sometimes there's a few stragglers in my lair.
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Albus, truly magnificent at 2.3 meters in length. He'll regale you with tales of his grandest adventures! What, don't you know that he brought down a roc with a single blow?! Come sit down and listen to his story...
Albus, truly magnificent at 2.3 meters in length. He'll regale you with tales of his grandest adventures! What, don't you know that he brought down a roc with a single blow?! Come sit down and listen to his story...
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SealedOne - Thankyou for mentering him into the ring - Albus is a fine fellow indeed, with the most manly of eyecolours to prove it! The MAN-CAVE does not see many BROCTURNES, so it is TRULY HEARTWARMING to see they can still be MANLY. It is like finding a kitten in a box on Christmas Day, except the kitten is a TWO POINT THREE METRE DRAGON WITH EVEN BIGGER STORIES, and Christmas is EVERY DAY.
I see
Albus ALBRO has written his own achievements in giant glowing letters all over his body; this is an excellent marketing choice, and CHEST-THUMPING, GIANT GLOWING LETTERS levels of masculine. He doesn't have to rely on his brain to tell his great stories, meaning he can devote MORE BRAINPOWER to BEING MANLY. A solid 10/10; a tip top, rip roccing performance.
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SealedOne - Thankyou for mentering him into the ring - Albus is a fine fellow indeed, with the most manly of eyecolours to prove it! The MAN-CAVE does not see many BROCTURNES, so it is TRULY HEARTWARMING to see they can still be MANLY. It is like finding a kitten in a box on Christmas Day, except the kitten is a TWO POINT THREE METRE DRAGON WITH EVEN BIGGER STORIES, and Christmas is EVERY DAY.
I see
Albus ALBRO has written his own achievements in giant glowing letters all over his body; this is an excellent marketing choice, and CHEST-THUMPING, GIANT GLOWING LETTERS levels of masculine. He doesn't have to rely on his brain to tell his great stories, meaning he can devote MORE BRAINPOWER to BEING MANLY. A solid 10/10; a tip top, rip roccing performance.
Dear IKTR:
Fandragons are in my den! Sometimes there's a few stragglers in my lair.
MANy years ago, you ran some EVERYBODY GETS A MAN raffles. I still have the dragon I got way back then.
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Not that I would ever get rid of Romerio. My clan would suffer from a severe lack of MANLY GUIDANCE without him. He WRESTLES HOLIDAY BEARS and is CHARITABLE and GENEROUS. His arctic gear contains his EXTREME MANLY POWER, but he can burst out of it by FLEXING if his true power is needed. And many talented artists have created GLORIOUS MASTERPIECES about his MANOSITY that are lovingly displayed in his biography.
MANy years ago, you ran some EVERYBODY GETS A MAN raffles. I still have the dragon I got way back then.
Not that I would ever get rid of Romerio. My clan would suffer from a severe lack of MANLY GUIDANCE without him. He WRESTLES HOLIDAY BEARS and is CHARITABLE and GENEROUS. His arctic gear contains his EXTREME MANLY POWER, but he can burst out of it by FLEXING if his true power is needed. And many talented artists have created GLORIOUS MASTERPIECES about his MANOSITY that are lovingly displayed in his biography.
This thread made me cackle lmao
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This absolute UNIT is technically a fandragon, but he fits the MANTASTIC vibes of this thread. His chill vibes are so strong that the bears would also chill, and they’d probably end up vibing together and lifting weights or something. Yknow, MANLY things. He can also SKATEBOARD and makes bad ( but MANLY) jokes.
This thread made me cackle lmao
This absolute UNIT is technically a fandragon, but he fits the MANTASTIC vibes of this thread. His chill vibes are so strong that the bears would also chill, and they’d probably end up vibing together and lifting weights or something. Yknow, MANLY things. He can also SKATEBOARD and makes bad ( but MANLY) jokes.
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Spooner
I can't. XD I think I red your response 3 times just because it was so entertaining. Thank you so much! Medjool is reinvigorated and signed up to 5 more dating apps. He also wishes the best of luck to his new friend and fellow love-chaser, BROHMYGOD! (He also wishes to know if he can call said compatriot "BROM" for short.)
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Spooner
I can't. XD I think I red your response 3 times just because it was so entertaining. Thank you so much! Medjool is reinvigorated and signed up to 5 more dating apps. He also wishes the best of luck to his new friend and fellow love-chaser, BROHMYGOD! (He also wishes to know if he can call said compatriot "BROM" for short.)
