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[size=7][b]OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT[/b][/size]
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[b]Security Clearances:[/b] All - Civilians
[b]Document: [/b]3829103
[b]Subject:[/b] "[i]The TRUTH about WATER FLIGHT[/i]"
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Greetings, inhabitants of Sornieth,
The day has come for the Truth to be revealed. It is time for [spoiler][b]T.R.I.D.E.N.T.[/b] [/spoiler]to step forward with the fruit of countless agent's hard work. We come bearing glad tidings, for we are here to announce what you already knew in your heart of hearts:[/size]
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[center][color=#00008B][size=6][b]WATER FLIGHT EXISTS[/b][/size][/center][/color]
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[size=4]We know this may come as a shock for some, and an outrage for others- namely [url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1809127]some [spoiler] leafy [/spoiler] scientists somewhere in Sornieth's shallow waters[/url], who are in such denial that they are [b]trying to prove Water Flight doesn't exist!.[/b]
Lucky for us all, T.R.I.D.E.N.T.'s agents have amassed so much evidence of our existence that the Truth is safe from being [spoiler] [REDACTED] [/spoiler] again! They shall soon [i]sea[/i]...
Here is all you need to know: [spoiler] for a quick and easy clam sauce, toss canned clams in a pan with butter, oil, garlic, parsley, basil and pepper. Serve hot over linguine. [/spoiler]
[b]But what about our deity, the mighty Tidelord?[/b] Look no further than this conclusive evidence one of our intrepid agents at T.R.I.D.E.N.T.'s strike team, T.I.D.E., was able to get: here we can see our dear water god smack center among his godly peers [spoiler] though not his equals in any shape and form. [/spoiler]
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Undeniable. [i]Majestic[/i]. Our devotion is placed in the right claws. Every day we are guided by the wisdom of his prophecies, such as [spoiler] What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved...! [/spoiler]
You may be feeling a bit lost- but a Water Flight surely must need a [b]watery domain [/b]to be called as such! Just where could such a place exist in Sornieth? Let us [i]kelp[/i] you out with some recently declassified quality data! Water Flight currently resides in [spoiler] what do corals get stressed about? Current events! [/spoiler]. Here is a map and top quality documents to help you place it in Sornieth!
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You may be wondering about [spoiler]************** * ****** ** ******* ********* ****** [/spoiler]... It's understandable! All life comes from the sea, after all. Let this [b]beautiful Water Nest with a clutch of Water Eggs[/b] assuage your doubts, which are [spoiler] [i]shorely[/i] understandable [/spoiler]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/gW0vUb8.png[/img]
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Beautiful! All out in the light! [i]No mystery whatsoever.[/i]
We understand this may be hard to accept for those who are not able to lay a Water Nest, especially with our [spoiler] ????????????????????? [/spoiler] reputation. Thus our agents endeavoured to find even more solid proof of the existence of Water.
It has proven to be a tricky secret to uncover, but through multiple [spoiler] fishy [/spoiler] missions of unimaginable courage, our agents have managed to recover just the thing! I present you: an [b]actual [spoiler] Wet [/spoiler] Unhatched Water Egg [/b]that should put all this nay-saying to rest [spoiler] in pieces [/spoiler].
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[img]http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag149/Maria_Polo_Sabat/wateregg_zps2bwoevex.png[/img]
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It truly puts everything in perspective, doesn't it? [i]Whale[/i], there is more! T.R.I.D.E.N.T. will not be [i]gill[/i]ty of presenting a weak case!
A Flight's best chance at being known in Sornieth is during [b]their festival. [/b]All flights have their own week-long celebration, and Water Flight is no different! Here we can [i]sea[/i] a list with all the dates for the flights' festivals. You will easily notice the presence of Water Flight's festival during May, which is called [spoiler] vague water noises [/spoiler].
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[img]http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/ag149/Maria_Polo_Sabat/saturnalia_zps3mxkmint.png[/img]
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And here is a peek at our [b]Festive Favours shop![/b]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/nIJjNRN.png[/img]
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Truly brings out the [b]best[/b] of Water Flight, doesn't it?
Last but not least, and in an unprecedented move among Sornieth's godly pantheon, [b]Tidelord himself agreed to an interview[/b] with one of our top-ranking agents. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsDTJ__jioo]This video of the interview [/url]should suffice to [i]liquify[/i] all doubts left in your minds about the existence of our flight.
In a roundabout way , T.R.I.D.E.N.T. must acknowledge and thank the very real threat that @Kalideoscope and her Scientists pose- without their pursuit of ridiculous ways to deny the Truth, T.R.I.D.E.N.T. would not be the driven group of people that it is today. Here is a reticient nod of respect, Ultimate Nemesis.
T.R.I.D.E.N.T. was created with only one purpose: [b]to uncover the Truth about Water Flight. [/b]And so we have done, and we have shared it with you, for we are not [i]shellfish[/i]. This is not the last you will hear from us, nor the last our agents [i]shell sand[/i].
The Truth is out there. [color=#00008B][b]Believe.[/b][/size][/color]
[color=#00008B][SIZE=6][b]T.R.I.D.E.N.T.[/b][/size][/color]
[size=5][b]Director Artemisa[/b][/size]
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
Security Clearances: All - Civilians
Document: 3829103
Subject: "The TRUTH about WATER FLIGHT"
Greetings, inhabitants of Sornieth,
The day has come for the Truth to be revealed. It is time for T.R.I.D.E.N.T. to step forward with the fruit of countless agent's hard work. We come bearing glad tidings, for we are here to announce what you already knew in your heart of hearts:
WATER FLIGHT EXISTS
We know this may come as a shock for some, and an outrage for others- namely some leafy scientists somewhere in Sornieth's shallow waters, who are in such denial that they are trying to prove Water Flight doesn't exist!.
Lucky for us all, T.R.I.D.E.N.T.'s agents have amassed so much evidence of our existence that the Truth is safe from being [REDACTED] again! They shall soon sea...
Here is all you need to know: for a quick and easy clam sauce, toss canned clams in a pan with butter, oil, garlic, parsley, basil and pepper. Serve hot over linguine.
But what about our deity, the mighty Tidelord? Look no further than this conclusive evidence one of our intrepid agents at T.R.I.D.E.N.T.'s strike team, T.I.D.E., was able to get: here we can see our dear water god smack center among his godly peers though not his equals in any shape and form.
Undeniable. Majestic. Our devotion is placed in the right claws. Every day we are guided by the wisdom of his prophecies, such as What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved...!
You may be feeling a bit lost- but a Water Flight surely must need a watery domain to be called as such! Just where could such a place exist in Sornieth? Let us kelp you out with some recently declassified quality data! Water Flight currently resides in what do corals get stressed about? Current events! . Here is a map and top quality documents to help you place it in Sornieth!
You may be wondering about ************** * ****** ** ******* ********* ****** ... It's understandable! All life comes from the sea, after all. Let this beautiful Water Nest with a clutch of Water Eggs assuage your doubts, which are shorely understandable
Beautiful! All out in the light! No mystery whatsoever.
We understand this may be hard to accept for those who are not able to lay a Water Nest, especially with our ????????????????????? reputation. Thus our agents endeavoured to find even more solid proof of the existence of Water.
It has proven to be a tricky secret to uncover, but through multiple fishy missions of unimaginable courage, our agents have managed to recover just the thing! I present you: an actual Wet Unhatched Water Egg that should put all this nay-saying to rest in pieces .
It truly puts everything in perspective, doesn't it? Whale, there is more! T.R.I.D.E.N.T. will not be gillty of presenting a weak case!
A Flight's best chance at being known in Sornieth is during their festival. All flights have their own week-long celebration, and Water Flight is no different! Here we can sea a list with all the dates for the flights' festivals. You will easily notice the presence of Water Flight's festival during May, which is called vague water noises .
And here is a peek at our Festive Favours shop!
Truly brings out the best of Water Flight, doesn't it?
Last but not least, and in an unprecedented move among Sornieth's godly pantheon, Tidelord himself agreed to an interview with one of our top-ranking agents. This video of the interview should suffice to liquify all doubts left in your minds about the existence of our flight.
In a roundabout way , T.R.I.D.E.N.T. must acknowledge and thank the very real threat that @Kalideoscope and her Scientists pose- without their pursuit of ridiculous ways to deny the Truth, T.R.I.D.E.N.T. would not be the driven group of people that it is today. Here is a reticient nod of respect, Ultimate Nemesis.
T.R.I.D.E.N.T. was created with only one purpose: to uncover the Truth about Water Flight. And so we have done, and we have shared it with you, for we are not shellfish. This is not the last you will hear from us, nor the last our agents shell sand.
The Truth is out there. Believe.
T.R.I.D.E.N.T.
Director Artemisa
Director Artemisa - Full Clearance
The truth is [REDACTED]
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incredible! for years there've been rumors, but... I never believed they were true! How could I not sea this happening?!
incredible! for years there've been rumors, but... I never believed they were true! How could I not sea this happening?!
WE HAVE A SCP CONTAINTMENT BREACH
WE HAVE A SCP CONTAINTMENT BREACH
@
Acacia
Because the truth has been
[REDACTED] for too long.
@
Acacia
Because the truth has been
[REDACTED] for too long.
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Water is another matter, has no direction but its own bright grace, runs through all imaginable colors, takes limpid lessons from stone, and in those functionings plays out the unrealized ambitions of the foam. - Pablo Neruda
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Relieved the truth is finally out there. Especially about [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
Relieved the truth is finally out there. Especially about [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED].
I dunno I'm still not convinced.
I dunno I'm still not convinced.
Offline//Busy//Online
We've been working a long time for this, I'm glad the information is finally [REDACTED]. Our efforts have payed off.
We've been working a long time for this, I'm glad the information is finally [REDACTED]. Our efforts have payed off.
I'm still lost about this. Im so confused.
I'm still lost about this. Im so confused.
FR+8
Birb obsessed
Attention: Director of [spoiler][REDACTED][/spoiler]
It has come to our attention that the mighty [spoiler]Potato of the Seas[/spoiler] has been glimpsed. Worse he has been captured in a photograph! [spoiler]They didn't even get his best side.[/spoiler]
[img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02887/ness-1970_2887225k.jpg[/img]
We must act quickly to contain this possible leak before the entire Flight is sunk!
[spoiler]Did he lose his keys in that photo or what?[/spoiler]
The news is spreading fast. So fast that there's now merchandise [spoiler]ladle you get a load of how cute it is.[/spoiler]
[img]http://odditymall.com/includes/content/nessie-ladle-the-loch-ness-monster-ladle-0.jpg[/img]
Are we even sure that's [spoiler]Tidelord? It looks like his Aunt Nessie.[/spoiler]
Field Agent Whuffie
Attention: Director of
[REDACTED]
It has come to our attention that the mighty
Potato of the Seas has been glimpsed. Worse he has been captured in a photograph!
They didn't even get his best side.
We must act quickly to contain this possible leak before the entire Flight is sunk!
Did he lose his keys in that photo or what?
The news is spreading fast. So fast that there's now merchandise
ladle you get a load of how cute it is.
Are we even sure that's
Tidelord? It looks like his Aunt Nessie.
Field Agent Whuffie