Flight Rising Discussion

I didn't get an egg

Nor an eliminate, glittering and shiny

No boss familiars dropped for me

But I don't mean to be whiney

But please, pray tell,

Tell us of things you never got as well

dang you're rocking that ABABCC rhyme scheme but anyway


I got no drops
Those drops ain't gone
But before the coli stops
I grind till I've won
This little game of RNG
The world plays with you and me.

drops are not my friend

no, neither is RNG

They all make me sad

I actually got an egg,

that much was true

I'll open it, I said,

liking the prospect of something new

But ugly as sin it did hatch,

and so I exalted it with my next fodder batch.

Oh yo we having an ABABCC party? THAT'S MY FAVORITE METER I LOVE THAT METER

Each battle is over by half-past a twitch.
Glass-cannon war cries as muscles remember
processions of clicks; the old bloody itch
for loot is unquenched. A handful of embers
or retiring spirits, or insects, or meat.
RNG is lukewarm and I won't take the heat.

I never got a nightmare,
I never got a dream,
I never got an eggo,
I never got a crow.

this makes no sense whatsoever but

WHO CARES RIGHT???

*sniff*

I've exalted many dragons, even though I'm not an exalting lair..

..I can't forgetti my regretti, even when eating spaghetti.

ABABCC you say?

An eliminate's never come,

Despite my luck with RNG

Ugly gen ones I have none,

Though many I do see

All I want is that one stone,

Please tell me I'm not alone

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
RNG says
that egg ain't for you

...It's snowing on mount fuji.


RIP ababcc