Flight Rising Discussion

[item= Black Masked Lovebird] [b]too smart[/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] [i]Verified purchase[/i] These used to be my favorite food, but the one I just purchased started talking to me. Every time I go to eat it, it says “hello” and “want birdseed” and “I love you.” I think it’s trying to guilt trip me. It’s working. I don’t know how I’m going to eat another one ever again. I guess I have a familiar now, but next time, please only sell the dumb ones. I can’t stand this sort of moral dilemma. [center]...........................................[/center] [item=Beautiful Boulder] [b]Beautiful![/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] If for some reason you need a big, beautiful bolder, this is it! I’ve been staring at it for the past five hours and haven’t gotten tired of it. My eyes are getting pretty dry and I haven’t eaten anything, but boy this boulder is worth it. [center]...........................................[/center] [item= Bursting Sack of Shinies] [b]Not worth it[/b] [emoji=star size=1] Guys, this was supposed to be a bursting sack of shinies. The sack lightly filled at most, the contents were 90% air. The sack wasn’t very well made and I just threw it away. Don’t waste your time.

[item=copper pocketwatch] [emoji=star size=1] I was late for work for about three weeks before I realized it was this watch's fault. If I could give it zero stars, I would. Note to original seller: it's a very pretty watch though and I'll keep it for my hoard. ----- [item=lawn sin] [emoji=star size=1] I ordered a batch of [gamedb item=33352] for my yard and one of these inexplicably came in the same box. There's something just so off-putting about it, looking at it makes me feel dizzy?? Am I cursed???? My email is linked on my profile, any psychics with possible answers please get in touch!!! I fear for my life!!!!! Any help appreciated!!!

[item=Silver Pocketwatch] [b]Lovely but flawed[/b] [emoji=star size=1] [emoji=star size=1] If you’re looking for an interesting addition to your formal wear, this pocketwatch is perfect. If you’re looking for perfect timekeeping, not so much. It was wound incorrectly and ruined a spell that depended on the EXACT(!!!) alignment of the planets. Now I have to wait fifty years to try that spell again. [center]....................................[/center] [item=Soylent Green] [b]I don’t know what all the fuss is about[/b] [emoji=star size=1] [emoji=star size=1] [emoji=star size=1] [emoji=star size=1] Everyone is in a panic about this. Guys, it’s just a dietary supplement. I haven’t even bothered reading the criticism. It works just fine for me. Docked a star for the taste. [center]....................................[/center] [item=Sand] [b]I hate it[/b] [emoji=star size=1] I hate sand. It’s coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[item=Breed Change: Imperial] [b]Very good![/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] Looks great on my son.

Sign me up! These are too funny!

[item=lawn decoration] [b]absolutely life-changing![/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] put this on my lawn and all the neighbors are jealous. 10/10 recommend!

[item=paper mirror masque] [b]I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children[/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] I wear this mask to sing lullabies to my children. They are terrified of the mask. Whenever they protest about their bed time, or ask for too many sweets, I whip on the mask, and they soon know who is the King Mirror ----- [item=radioactive slime] [b]Not what it seemed!![/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] I thought I was buying a bunch of slimes and sludges so I could continue to work on a project and after the package arrived I opened it up to check the contents and the jars were all clearly labeled. I opened one up the green slime and was going to start working when I remembered I wasn't wearing any protective eyewear and went to get a pair, only to hear a crash in my kitchen and rushed in to find a RADIOACTIVE SLIME running a muck and eating my groceries!! Cue me having to chase this little miscreant around my WHOLE LAIR and once I managed to contain it having to clean up the trail of sludge that was so throughly distributed around my lair that it looked like a hasty paint job. Anyways, I got attached to the intruder and who had infiltrated my material shipment and now have a familiar. After contacting the seller I got a few bonus slimes for my troubles so kudos to him which is why I am leaving a 5 star review. ----- [item=trumpeter swan] [b]ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE[/b] [emoji=star size=1] I bought this evil swan thinking it would be a good meal for my to enjoy. As it turned out, this happened to be the Shade's reincarnation because IT WOULD NOT SHUT UP. It kept honking and honking and honking at me, I haven't slept in months, it keeps stealing my things and pulling them out of my claws whenever i'm using them. It's torn up my apparel and threatens me. I can't kill it, it keeps attacking me and no matter what I do it doesn't stop. I think it might be enchanted, and for the price I paid for it, and tell that someone screwed up a spell and needed to get rid of it so sold it for cheap. This terror has become the bane of my existence and my neighbors keep complaining about the noise. I have many injuries from the beast, from scratches to bite marks. I have tried to kick it out of my lair, but it keeps getting back in. The only reason this thing gets a star is because the horror birb has become a guard for my lair, considering it's vicious behavior is enough keep any burglars far far away. If this creature isn't the Shade, then it can definitely scare the Shade away.

*Aggressively subs to thread* [rule] [item=Irradiated Pear] [b]Just don't. Unless it's a gift for someone you hate.[/b] [emoji=star] Oh man... words cannot express what happened to me after eating these. The pear "cleanse." If you are someone who gets extraordinary powers from eating, enjoy. If you are like the dozens of others that tried my order, RUN!

[item=Canopic Jar] [b]NOT CURSED[/b] [emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1][emoji=star size=1] EXCELLENT PURCHASE. I AM NOT CURSED. I AM NORMAL. COME CLOSER.....