Let's make up some, because why not? Like, products that would actually end up being advertisements in Flight Rising's world.
"Introducing the Ridgie Wallet! Are you stuck hungry in the middle of your coliseum run? Stop that awkward situation by packing a handy snack right inside your armor! 100% tested to be sandstorm proof by Boss himself! We have a brand new product, the Cold Snap! Made from the finest Longneck hair, your food won't even freeze if Icewarden sat on it! Comes in any color, No White versions available for Coatls."
Let's make up some, because why not? Like, products that would actually end up being advertisements in Flight Rising's world.
"Introducing the Ridgie Wallet! Are you stuck hungry in the middle of your coliseum run? Stop that awkward situation by packing a handy snack right inside your armor! 100% tested to be sandstorm proof by Boss himself! We have a brand new product, the Cold Snap! Made from the finest Longneck hair, your food won't even freeze if Icewarden sat on it! Comes in any color, No White versions available for Coatls."
...Someone get the April Fools ads, I don't know where to find them. But I KNOW There's an mmorpg one
Edit: FOUND IT
https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/gde/2409349#post_2409349
[quote name="Chronosplit" date="2021-04-20 11:31:15" ]
Made from the finest Longneck hair, your food won't even freeze if Icewarden sat on it!
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pFFFT THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT
Chronosplit wrote on 2021-04-20 11:31:15:
Made from the finest Longneck hair, your food won't even freeze if Icewarden sat on it!
pFFFT THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE IT
My time has come. I drew this years ago, never did anything with it.
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Are you [i]tired[/i] of your umbral eye goop spilling all over the place? Introducing: Eyebowls! Gone are the days of travelling with a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign everywhere you go. Just equip and go! Reusable [i]and [/i]dishwasher safe!
My time has come. I drew this years ago, never did anything with it.
Are you
tired of your umbral eye goop spilling all over the place? Introducing: Eyebowls! Gone are the days of travelling with a "Caution: Wet Floor" sign everywhere you go. Just equip and go! Reusable
and dishwasher safe!
Are you tired of using all of your magic to keep your apparel in just the right place? Well, have I got a deal for you! Introducing, new and improved Clothing Magnets! Now pinch-proof, these wonderful little super strength magnets will keep even the faster of flyers keeping their aprons and wingsilks exactly in place!
Gone are the days of weak magnets that would leave rust stains and fall off from the slightest tug! These durable, anti-rust magnets are just what you need! Never again will you be embarrassed by a wardrobe malfunction when a magnets just happens to slip off during the Superbowl!
[size=5]But wait, there's more! Call now and you can get a set of two magnets for just the low price of [s]9,999[emoji=treasure size=1]! [/s]
Wait no.... we can do better than that! Call now, and you can get two sets of magnets, and another set of cloths pins for the low low low price of just 15,999[emoji=treasure size=1]![/size]
This deal won't last, supplies are limited. Call us now!!
1 - 800 - MAGNETS!
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Are you tired of using all of your magic to keep your apparel in just the right place? Well, have I got a deal for you! Introducing, new and improved Clothing Magnets! Now pinch-proof, these wonderful little super strength magnets will keep even the faster of flyers keeping their aprons and wingsilks exactly in place!
Gone are the days of weak magnets that would leave rust stains and fall off from the slightest tug! These durable, anti-rust magnets are just what you need! Never again will you be embarrassed by a wardrobe malfunction when a magnets just happens to slip off during the Superbowl!
But wait, there's more! Call now and you can get a set of two magnets for just the low price of 9,999
!
Wait no.... we can do better than that! Call now, and you can get two sets of magnets, and another set of cloths pins for the low low low price of just 15,999!
This deal won't last, supplies are limited. Call us now!!
1 - 800 - MAGNETS!
Is your hair always dry and brittle?Afraid of an outbreak of lice?
Try (L)iceward(ing) conditioner! Approved by the Icewarden himself to guarantee you luscious locks just like him! On sale for just $19.99 if you call this number in just 30 seconds!
Product does not guarantee lice-free hair. Not actually approved of by the Icewarden. May cause hair loss, itching of scalp, and allergic reactions.
Is your hair always dry and brittle?Afraid of an outbreak of lice?
Try (L)iceward(ing) conditioner! Approved by the Icewarden himself to guarantee you luscious locks just like him! On sale for just $19.99 if you call this number in just 30 seconds!
Product does not guarantee lice-free hair. Not actually approved of by the Icewarden. May cause hair loss, itching of scalp, and allergic reactions.
To show you the power of the EarthTaper... I sawed this pillar in half!
To show you the power of the EarthTaper... I sawed this pillar in half!
[quote name="IronPen" date="2021-04-20 11:36:12" ]
...Someone get the April Fools ads, I don't know where to find them. But I KNOW There's an mmorpg one
Edit: FOUND IT
https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/gde/2409349#post_2409349
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I forgot about these and I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE MMORPG ONE LOOKS LIKE THOSE FINAL FANTASY XIV ADS THAT POP UP WHEN I'M LOOKING AT RANDOM WEBSITES
Edit: I'm calling it now, [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/45925564]Phantom[/url] plays Dagron Wars VII regularly and cannot stop blowing all her gold on clothing items for her custom character
I forgot about these and I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE MMORPG ONE LOOKS LIKE THOSE FINAL FANTASY XIV ADS THAT POP UP WHEN I'M LOOKING AT RANDOM WEBSITES
Edit: I'm calling it now,
Phantom plays Dagron Wars VII regularly and cannot stop blowing all her gold on clothing items for her custom character
[quote name="@Foa" date="2021-04-20 13:32:54" ]
Are you tired of using all of your magic to keep your apparel in just the right place? Well, have I got a deal for you! Introducing, new and improved Clothing Magnets! Now pinch-proof, these wonderful little super strength magnets will keep even the faster of flyers keeping their aprons and wingsilks exactly in place!
Gone are the days of weak magnets that would leave rust stains and fall off from the slightest tug! These durable, anti-rust magnets are just what you need! Never again will you be embarrassed by a wardrobe malfunction when a magnets just happens to slip off during the Superbowl!
[size=5]But wait, there's more! Call now and you can get a set of two magnets for just the low price of [s]9,999[emoji=treasure size=1]! [/s]
Wait no.... we can do better than that! Call now, and you can get two sets of magnets, and another set of cloths pins for the low low low price of just 15,999[emoji=treasure size=1]![/size]
This deal won't last, supplies are limited. Call us now!!
1 - 800 - MAGNETS!
[center][img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/7177Iy8X-uL._SS350_AC_.jpg[/img][/center]
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I'll take your entire stalk
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Foa wrote on 2021-04-20 13:32:54:
Are you tired of using all of your magic to keep your apparel in just the right place? Well, have I got a deal for you! Introducing, new and improved Clothing Magnets! Now pinch-proof, these wonderful little super strength magnets will keep even the faster of flyers keeping their aprons and wingsilks exactly in place!
Gone are the days of weak magnets that would leave rust stains and fall off from the slightest tug! These durable, anti-rust magnets are just what you need! Never again will you be embarrassed by a wardrobe malfunction when a magnets just happens to slip off during the Superbowl!
But wait, there's more! Call now and you can get a set of two magnets for just the low price of 9,999!
Wait no.... we can do better than that! Call now, and you can get two sets of magnets, and another set of cloths pins for the low low low price of just 15,999!
This deal won't last, supplies are limited. Call us now!!
1 - 800 - MAGNETS!
I'll take your entire stalk
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