Allow me to transport you to the squeaky clean chrome future. I hope you guys enjoy my improvements to everyone’s quality of life here :) please be sure to exalt all your dragons that don’t meet the new Flight Rising Utopia Requirements!
Maize: corn grows in fields, and fields are dirty and full of mud. it has to go.
Cream: if you spill cream it’ll make a mess and we don’t want that! no, thank you
Antique: old and dusty and maybe has asbestos! throw it out just to be safe
White: Clean.
Moon: the moon is covered in dust. bad.
Ice:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided ice is full of ancient bacteria and dust, and therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Orca: orcas are wild animals… what if they have whale rabies? and they’re dangerous!
Platinum: Clean.
Silver: can tarnish! not ideal!
Dust: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
Grey: difficult to tell if something is supposed to be grey or if it’s dirty. eliminated just to be safe.
Smoke: smoke smells bad and is just smaller dust. not gonna fly.
Gloom: gloomy places tend to be damn and dirty as well. unacceptable.
Lead: poisonous! not allowed! think of the children!
Shale: it’s a rock that’s outside! it’s covered in mud! put that back where you found it or so help me-
Flint:Clean but on thin ice. The Council of Cleanliness has decided flint, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Charcoal: no you’re gonna get it all over your hands!! nasty!
Coal: FILTHY.
Oilslick: What, you want our dragons to be covered in an OIL SPILL? Shame on you. OUT!
Black: like a slightly faded or slightly dusty version of obsidian. Not clean.
Obsidian:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided obsidian, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Eldritch: eldritch things are kind of scary and evil usually, so uh, no, not in MY shiny utopia.
Midnight: Clean.
Shadow: Clean.
Blackberry: can be messy! makes your claws all sticky. ew.
Mulberry: just a blackberry with extra steps. no.
Plum: have you ever tried to eat a plum? messy!!
Wisteria: those petals look real nice don’t they? Until they start falling off and get EVERYWHERE.
Thistle: prickly. unsafe.
Fog: is it clean fog, or is it dirty smog?! it has to go, just in case!
Mist: Clean.
Lavender: lavender doesn’t smell clean, it smells like LAVENDER.
Heather: grows in meadows. meadows full of grass and dirt and bugs.
Purple: Clean.
Orchid: they grow in dirt, how many times must i say this
Amethyst:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided amethyst, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Nightshade: poisonous!! NO!!!!
Violet: this is still a plant. until you can give me a plant that lives solely off water and sunlight and is CLEAN, i will have none of it.
Grape: if you forget about them and leave them out for a few days they’ll get moldy and that’s not allowed
Royal: this is a utopia, not a monarchy. off with their head!
Eggplant: not only a plant but also about the right size to pummel someone over the head with. unsafe.
Iris: irises are both a plant and a part of the eyeball, and a disembodied eyeball is most certainly a biohazard.
Storm: creates lightning and floods! no good.
Twilight: Clean.
Indigo: a dye, and therefore something that can get things dirty. stain them, even.
Sapphire:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided flint, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Navy:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided this color is used in wars, and war is most certainly not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Cobalt: Cobalt-60 is radioactive and unsafe!
Ultramarine: a pigment. if we let these dragons have paint, soon the entire utopia will be covered in graffiti and mess!
Blue: Clean.
Periwinkle: produces pollen which can cause allergic reactions.
Lapis:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided lapis, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Splash: no, you’re gonna get the floor wet and then someone will trip and get hurt!
Cornflower: plant
Sky: Clean.
Stonewash: Washed, and therefore clean.
Overcast: Not quite a storm, clean but on thin ice.
Steel: Clean.
Denim: have you ever had new denim clothing bleed dye and turn your skin blue? ew!
Abyss: dark, frightening, who knows what lives in there! let’s close that up for good.
Phthalo: once again a paint color, not something we can trust our citizens with.
Azure: pigment. can make things dirty.
Caribbean:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided the Caribbean is full of sand, and plants, and fish poop, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Teal: Clean.
Cerulean: pigment.
Cyan: printer ink. potentially disastrous.
Robin: robins can have bird flu. nope!
Aqua: Clean.
Turquoise:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided turquoise, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Spruce: plant
Pistachio: could kill someone with a nut allergy!!
Seafoam: ok sometimes it’s clean but sometimes it looks real gross and yellowish..ew
Mint: plant
Jade:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided jade, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Spearmint: mint with extra steps. no
Thicket: oh no you’re gonna get thorns and twigs and mud.. no!!
Peacock: they poop. 0/10
Emerald:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided emerald, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Shamrock: plant
Jungle: oh my god where do i even start. MUD and BUGS and SNAKES and oh no no no, not allowed
Hunter: hunters kill things and that’s kinda gross and dangerous, best to be safe
Forest: not as bad as a jungle, but definitely not clean.
Camo: not inherently dirty, but gives the illusion of mud. not something we want our kids to see.
Algae: eww! turns the water green and gross.
Swamp: possibly the only place worse than the jungle.
Avocado: plant
Green: Clean.
Fern: plant
Mantis: that’s a bug, ew, we can’t have that here
Pear: plant
Leaf: grows on gross plants
Radioactive: I hope I don’t have to say why we have decided to eliminate this one!
Honeydew: plant
Peridot:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided peridot, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Chartreuse: A type of alcohol, therefore sterile and clean.
Spring: full of plants and bugs and animals and mud.. ew
Crocodile: dangerous, no
Olive: plant
Murk: murky things are generally dark and wet and not particularly clean.
Moss: wet and muddy and full of bugs.
Goldenrod: plant
Amber:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided amber is made in plants and full of bugs, and therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Honey: you’re gonna get all sticky and gross! also requires bees, and those sting and need plants. all around a bad idea
Lemon: plant
Yellow:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided yellow is a printer ink color, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Grapefruit: plant
Banana: plant
Sanddollar: that’s a dead animal! ew!
Flaxen: plant
Ivory: a bone from an animal. gross!
Buttercup: why are there so many plants get them out of here
Gold: Clean.
Metals: some metals are clean but not all of them, so we cannot safely declare metals as a category to be clean
Marigold: plant
Sunshine: full of UV rays that can give you cancer! dangerous!
Saffron: plant
Sunset: Clean.
Peach: a juicy messy sticky fruit, which is a plant
Cantaloupe: messy plant fruit
Orange: messy fruit plant
Bronze: oxidizes, not clean.
Terracotta: basically made of dirt. nope!
Carrot: plant that literally grows in the dirt
Fire: SO dangerous and can make things SO dirty and therefore SO not allowed
Pumpkin: plant
Tangerine: plant
Cinnamon: plant
Caramel: sticky and gross
Sand: just dirt but not. gets everywhere. nasty
Tan: tanning is what you do to leather and that’s made of dead animals and therefore gross!
Beige: Clean.
Stone: rocks are often outside and they’re often dirty.
Taupe: named after moles, apparently, and moles are not only animals, but animals that LIVE IN DIRT. UNACCEPTABLE.
Slate: dirty rock.
Driftwood: it might be dead plant, but that was still once a plant in the dirt.
Latte: What if you spill it on yourself?!
Dirt: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: it’s just fancy dirt. absolutely not.
Sable: animal. nasty. probably has diseases.
Umber: pigment.
Soil: just dirt. absolutely not.
Hickory: a tree, a tree which is a plant which grows in dirt.
Tarnish: CLEAN THAT THING RIGHT NOW.
Ginger: plant in the dirt.
Brown: Clean.
Chocolate: oh my god it’s gonna melt and get everywhere, no.
Auburn: often used to describe hair, and hair may or may not be clean.
Copper: oxidizes.
Rust: absolutely NONE of that in my shiny chrome utopia.
Tomato: plant
Vermilion: pigment
Ruby:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided ruby, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Cherry: messy fruit plant
Crimson: Clean.
Garnet:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided garnet, like all gemstones, comes from the dirty ground, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Sanguine: named after blood, and blood is definitely not clean!
Blood: like I said- that’s a biohazard! blood should not be visible!
Maroon: named after the french word for chestnut which is a nut and therefore not only a plant but also one many are allergic to.
Berry: Messy plant
Red: Clean.
Strawberry: not only a messy plant, but will rot the same day you buy them.
Cerice: comes from the french word for cherries, which aren’t allowed. the French need to stop naming things.
Carmine: not only a pigment but a pigment from GROSS BUGS
Brick: often used on the exteriors of buildings- the dirty exteriors.
Coral: living animal that poops and dies and decomposes.
Blush:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided blush is made of pigment which may be misused, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Cottoncandy: makes your hands get all sticky
Watermelon: messy juicy fruit
Magenta:Clean. The Council of Cleanliness has decided magenta is also a printer ink color, and is therefore not clean. We apologize for the oversight.
Fuchsia: plant
Raspberry: plant
Wine: will stain like there’s no tomorrow
Mauve: WHY ARE SO MANY COLORS JUST FRENCH NAMES OF PLANTS. NOT ALLOWED.
Pink: Clean.
Bubblegum: can get caught in your fur or can be stuck to the bottom of desks, which is gross.
Rose: plant
Pearl: made inside animals, which is really gross if you think about it
Additionally, Crackle, Speckle/Freckle, Polypore, Mucous, Ground/Fissure, Slime/Sludge, Stained, and Capsule unless it contains disinfectant, are banned to maintain the cleanliness of this community! <3 I’m sure you understand.
The Council of Cleanliness is grateful for your feedback, Citizens, and we apologize for the many dirty colors we overlooked! With the help of your feedback, the color wheel has been properly cleaned. If you spot any offenders or any other colors we missed, please report them to the Council of Cleanliness immediately.
Maize: corn grows in fields, and fields are dirty and full of mud. it has to go.
Cream: if you spill cream it’ll make a mess and we don’t want that! no, thank you
Antique: old and dusty and maybe has asbestos! throw it out just to be safe
White: Clean.
Moon: the moon is covered in dust. bad.
Ice:
Orca: orcas are wild animals… what if they have whale rabies? and they’re dangerous!
Platinum: Clean.
Silver: can tarnish! not ideal!
Dust: SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.
Grey: difficult to tell if something is supposed to be grey or if it’s dirty. eliminated just to be safe.
Smoke: smoke smells bad and is just smaller dust. not gonna fly.
Gloom: gloomy places tend to be damn and dirty as well. unacceptable.
Lead: poisonous! not allowed! think of the children!
Shale: it’s a rock that’s outside! it’s covered in mud! put that back where you found it or so help me-
Flint:
Charcoal: no you’re gonna get it all over your hands!! nasty!
Coal: FILTHY.
Oilslick: What, you want our dragons to be covered in an OIL SPILL? Shame on you. OUT!
Black: like a slightly faded or slightly dusty version of obsidian. Not clean.
Obsidian:
Eldritch: eldritch things are kind of scary and evil usually, so uh, no, not in MY shiny utopia.
Midnight: Clean.
Shadow: Clean.
Blackberry: can be messy! makes your claws all sticky. ew.
Mulberry: just a blackberry with extra steps. no.
Plum: have you ever tried to eat a plum? messy!!
Wisteria: those petals look real nice don’t they? Until they start falling off and get EVERYWHERE.
Thistle: prickly. unsafe.
Fog: is it clean fog, or is it dirty smog?! it has to go, just in case!
Mist: Clean.
Lavender: lavender doesn’t smell clean, it smells like LAVENDER.
Heather: grows in meadows. meadows full of grass and dirt and bugs.
Purple: Clean.
Orchid: they grow in dirt, how many times must i say this
Amethyst:
Nightshade: poisonous!! NO!!!!
Violet: this is still a plant. until you can give me a plant that lives solely off water and sunlight and is CLEAN, i will have none of it.
Grape: if you forget about them and leave them out for a few days they’ll get moldy and that’s not allowed
Royal: this is a utopia, not a monarchy. off with their head!
Eggplant: not only a plant but also about the right size to pummel someone over the head with. unsafe.
Iris: irises are both a plant and a part of the eyeball, and a disembodied eyeball is most certainly a biohazard.
Storm: creates lightning and floods! no good.
Twilight: Clean.
Indigo: a dye, and therefore something that can get things dirty. stain them, even.
Sapphire:
Navy:
Cobalt: Cobalt-60 is radioactive and unsafe!
Ultramarine: a pigment. if we let these dragons have paint, soon the entire utopia will be covered in graffiti and mess!
Blue: Clean.
Periwinkle: produces pollen which can cause allergic reactions.
Lapis:
Splash: no, you’re gonna get the floor wet and then someone will trip and get hurt!
Cornflower: plant
Sky: Clean.
Stonewash: Washed, and therefore clean.
Overcast: Not quite a storm, clean but on thin ice.
Steel: Clean.
Denim: have you ever had new denim clothing bleed dye and turn your skin blue? ew!
Abyss: dark, frightening, who knows what lives in there! let’s close that up for good.
Phthalo: once again a paint color, not something we can trust our citizens with.
Azure: pigment. can make things dirty.
Caribbean:
Teal: Clean.
Cerulean: pigment.
Cyan: printer ink. potentially disastrous.
Robin: robins can have bird flu. nope!
Aqua: Clean.
Turquoise:
Spruce: plant
Pistachio: could kill someone with a nut allergy!!
Seafoam: ok sometimes it’s clean but sometimes it looks real gross and yellowish..ew
Mint: plant
Jade:
Spearmint: mint with extra steps. no
Thicket: oh no you’re gonna get thorns and twigs and mud.. no!!
Peacock: they poop. 0/10
Emerald:
Shamrock: plant
Jungle: oh my god where do i even start. MUD and BUGS and SNAKES and oh no no no, not allowed
Hunter: hunters kill things and that’s kinda gross and dangerous, best to be safe
Forest: not as bad as a jungle, but definitely not clean.
Camo: not inherently dirty, but gives the illusion of mud. not something we want our kids to see.
Algae: eww! turns the water green and gross.
Swamp: possibly the only place worse than the jungle.
Avocado: plant
Green: Clean.
Fern: plant
Mantis: that’s a bug, ew, we can’t have that here
Pear: plant
Leaf: grows on gross plants
Radioactive: I hope I don’t have to say why we have decided to eliminate this one!
Honeydew: plant
Peridot:
Chartreuse: A type of alcohol, therefore sterile and clean.
Spring: full of plants and bugs and animals and mud.. ew
Crocodile: dangerous, no
Olive: plant
Murk: murky things are generally dark and wet and not particularly clean.
Moss: wet and muddy and full of bugs.
Goldenrod: plant
Amber:
Honey: you’re gonna get all sticky and gross! also requires bees, and those sting and need plants. all around a bad idea
Lemon: plant
Yellow:
Grapefruit: plant
Banana: plant
Sanddollar: that’s a dead animal! ew!
Flaxen: plant
Ivory: a bone from an animal. gross!
Buttercup: why are there so many plants get them out of here
Gold: Clean.
Metals: some metals are clean but not all of them, so we cannot safely declare metals as a category to be clean
Marigold: plant
Sunshine: full of UV rays that can give you cancer! dangerous!
Saffron: plant
Sunset: Clean.
Peach: a juicy messy sticky fruit, which is a plant
Cantaloupe: messy plant fruit
Orange: messy fruit plant
Bronze: oxidizes, not clean.
Terracotta: basically made of dirt. nope!
Carrot: plant that literally grows in the dirt
Fire: SO dangerous and can make things SO dirty and therefore SO not allowed
Pumpkin: plant
Tangerine: plant
Cinnamon: plant
Caramel: sticky and gross
Sand: just dirt but not. gets everywhere. nasty
Tan: tanning is what you do to leather and that’s made of dead animals and therefore gross!
Beige: Clean.
Stone: rocks are often outside and they’re often dirty.
Taupe: named after moles, apparently, and moles are not only animals, but animals that LIVE IN DIRT. UNACCEPTABLE.
Slate: dirty rock.
Driftwood: it might be dead plant, but that was still once a plant in the dirt.
Latte: What if you spill it on yourself?!
Dirt: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clay: it’s just fancy dirt. absolutely not.
Sable: animal. nasty. probably has diseases.
Umber: pigment.
Soil: just dirt. absolutely not.
Hickory: a tree, a tree which is a plant which grows in dirt.
Tarnish: CLEAN THAT THING RIGHT NOW.
Ginger: plant in the dirt.
Brown: Clean.
Chocolate: oh my god it’s gonna melt and get everywhere, no.
Auburn: often used to describe hair, and hair may or may not be clean.
Copper: oxidizes.
Rust: absolutely NONE of that in my shiny chrome utopia.
Tomato: plant
Vermilion: pigment
Ruby:
Cherry: messy fruit plant
Crimson: Clean.
Garnet:
Sanguine: named after blood, and blood is definitely not clean!
Blood: like I said- that’s a biohazard! blood should not be visible!
Maroon: named after the french word for chestnut which is a nut and therefore not only a plant but also one many are allergic to.
Berry: Messy plant
Red: Clean.
Strawberry: not only a messy plant, but will rot the same day you buy them.
Cerice: comes from the french word for cherries, which aren’t allowed. the French need to stop naming things.
Carmine: not only a pigment but a pigment from GROSS BUGS
Brick: often used on the exteriors of buildings- the dirty exteriors.
Coral: living animal that poops and dies and decomposes.
Blush:
Cottoncandy: makes your hands get all sticky
Watermelon: messy juicy fruit
Magenta:
Fuchsia: plant
Raspberry: plant
Wine: will stain like there’s no tomorrow
Mauve: WHY ARE SO MANY COLORS JUST FRENCH NAMES OF PLANTS. NOT ALLOWED.
Pink: Clean.
Bubblegum: can get caught in your fur or can be stuck to the bottom of desks, which is gross.
Rose: plant
Pearl: made inside animals, which is really gross if you think about it
Additionally, Crackle, Speckle/Freckle, Polypore, Mucous, Ground/Fissure, Slime/Sludge, Stained, and Capsule unless it contains disinfectant, are banned to maintain the cleanliness of this community! <3 I’m sure you understand.
