I'm in the mood to hear about all the weird things y'all did as kids, because I know they're gonna be good.
I'll go first: One time I got sent to the principal's office for slapping a dude's butt and saying "Chunky" and the teacher made me write an apology note and his mother framed it and put it on their wall.
I'm in the mood to hear about all the weird things y'all did as kids, because I know they're gonna be good.
I'll go first: One time I got sent to the principal's office for slapping a dude's butt and saying "Chunky" and the teacher made me write an apology note and his mother framed it and put it on their wall.
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lillian1744
that is a beautiful story.
Oh god, there are so many weird things I did when I was a little kid. A lot of them I can't tell because they're so embarassing xD
One time, in 6th grade, I got this girl in trouble because she wrote "down with fedorov" on my desk, (fedorov as in this person on American Idol in 2005) and I got really upset and the teacher totally yelled at her. Now I realize how dumb that was and I kind of feel bad, but not really because she sort of deserved it xD
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lillian1744
that is a beautiful story.
Oh god, there are so many weird things I did when I was a little kid. A lot of them I can't tell because they're so embarassing xD
One time, in 6th grade, I got this girl in trouble because she wrote "down with fedorov" on my desk, (fedorov as in this person on American Idol in 2005) and I got really upset and the teacher totally yelled at her. Now I realize how dumb that was and I kind of feel bad, but not really because she sort of deserved it xD
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Nytmair That is excellent ono middle school was such an experience...
One time this kid named Sam put a carrot wrapped in a paper towel in the microwave on high for 10 minutes just to see what would happen and the microwave caught on fire and the 8th grade U.S. History teacher who was this tall burly German lumberjack had to put it out with a fire extinguisher while swearing and small children screamed in the background.
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Nytmair That is excellent ono middle school was such an experience...
One time this kid named Sam put a carrot wrapped in a paper towel in the microwave on high for 10 minutes just to see what would happen and the microwave caught on fire and the 8th grade U.S. History teacher who was this tall burly German lumberjack had to put it out with a fire extinguisher while swearing and small children screamed in the background.
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lillian1744
Pffft... That's a fabulous story! I nearly choked on my bread, ahaha.
I have a story similar to yours all the way from first grade. I was bullied by these two mean girls that just wouldn't let me live my darn school life while it lasted, so during one recess I walked up to them, stood tall and screamed "You're one BIG FAT turkey!!". Guess who had to apologize to them and beg for their forgiveness within the presence of an angry teacher? Luckily though, she gave me a chance to explain myself, which resulted to all three of us apologizing to each other and sharing, ugh, hugs. "Good" old times, ahaha.
Another incident happened at the same school with one of the same bullies; We had this tall wooden wall that was meant for throwing snowballs at and so during this one recess (yay, again) I was happily minding my own business and throwing snowballs at the wall when one of the bullies jumped in the line of fire all of a sudden and faked getting her cheek hurt. Of course, the teacher wouldn't believe me when I told her about her stunt and how I would never throw a snowball at her, so I got half an hour of detention. It was so ridiculously humiliating to just sit there all innocent while the "big bad bully" got to laugh her lungs out and skip home happily. :I Ugh... Kids are so mean sometimes.
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lillian1744
Pffft... That's a fabulous story! I nearly choked on my bread, ahaha.
I have a story similar to yours all the way from first grade. I was bullied by these two mean girls that just wouldn't let me live my darn school life while it lasted, so during one recess I walked up to them, stood tall and screamed "You're one BIG FAT turkey!!". Guess who had to apologize to them and beg for their forgiveness within the presence of an angry teacher? Luckily though, she gave me a chance to explain myself, which resulted to all three of us apologizing to each other and sharing, ugh, hugs. "Good" old times, ahaha.
Another incident happened at the same school with one of the same bullies; We had this tall wooden wall that was meant for throwing snowballs at and so during this one recess (yay, again) I was happily minding my own business and throwing snowballs at the wall when one of the bullies jumped in the line of fire all of a sudden and faked getting her cheek hurt. Of course, the teacher wouldn't believe me when I told her about her stunt and how I would never throw a snowball at her, so I got half an hour of detention. It was so ridiculously humiliating to just sit there all innocent while the "big bad bully" got to laugh her lungs out and skip home happily. :I Ugh... Kids are so mean sometimes.
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Safikei
Wow that really sucks.
When I was in elementary school, I made a bunch of kids believe that I had the power to make them fly. I told them that I had to hold onto my "magic necklace" while they ran down the hill flapping their arms and believing that it could happen. Of course I told them that I saw a few of them hover for a bit and that if they practised they could fly around all the time.
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Safikei
Wow that really sucks.
When I was in elementary school, I made a bunch of kids believe that I had the power to make them fly. I told them that I had to hold onto my "magic necklace" while they ran down the hill flapping their arms and believing that it could happen. Of course I told them that I saw a few of them hover for a bit and that if they practised they could fly around all the time.
those are beautiful XD
when I was about eleven, my cousins convinced me i was light enough so they tied a kite to my back and I jumped out of their second story window and broke both my right arm and leg ~
those are beautiful XD
when I was about eleven, my cousins convinced me i was light enough so they tied a kite to my back and I jumped out of their second story window and broke both my right arm and leg ~
When I was still a little kid in kindergarten, I was what people would refer to as a 'problem child'(read: absolute brat), and I constantly got in trouble for having a seriously vile mouth, and for not doing work. Naturally, I spent a lot of time in the principal's office, and one time, she left me in there alone. Now, I was bored, so I started to move around the principal's ceramic angels, when one of them spontaneously had the head pop right off. I didn't even move it an inch, and the head just... came right off. Well, I guess we all know who got in trouble for it, even though it really wasn't me that time. To this day, I've entertained two possibilities: One, someone got really lucky that I took the rap for them; Two, I'm psychic.
When I was still a little kid in kindergarten, I was what people would refer to as a 'problem child'(read: absolute brat), and I constantly got in trouble for having a seriously vile mouth, and for not doing work. Naturally, I spent a lot of time in the principal's office, and one time, she left me in there alone. Now, I was bored, so I started to move around the principal's ceramic angels, when one of them spontaneously had the head pop right off. I didn't even move it an inch, and the head just... came right off. Well, I guess we all know who got in trouble for it, even though it really wasn't me that time. To this day, I've entertained two possibilities: One, someone got really lucky that I took the rap for them; Two, I'm psychic.
Funky moves, grandma
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lillian1744
There used to be woods up against my neighborhood that I and other kids played in. It was kind of creepy because there were a few large foundations of torn down houses, one included an old claw footed bathtub. We uncovered old brick sidewalks. There was a small children's playground with rusted monkey bars and a bunch of other stuff. My best guess was that it was a super small gated community for rich people, maybe vacation homes? Anyways, we wouldn't play out there during winter but one year when we returned we found a field of giant weeds where there was usually a large clearing of dirt. It turned out that somebody had planted some marijuana back there and it got out of control. So I spent a few months of my childhood playing in and next to a field of marijuana, mildly annoyed because we couldn't ride our bikes there anymore.
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lillian1744
There used to be woods up against my neighborhood that I and other kids played in. It was kind of creepy because there were a few large foundations of torn down houses, one included an old claw footed bathtub. We uncovered old brick sidewalks. There was a small children's playground with rusted monkey bars and a bunch of other stuff. My best guess was that it was a super small gated community for rich people, maybe vacation homes? Anyways, we wouldn't play out there during winter but one year when we returned we found a field of giant weeds where there was usually a large clearing of dirt. It turned out that somebody had planted some marijuana back there and it got out of control. So I spent a few months of my childhood playing in and next to a field of marijuana, mildly annoyed because we couldn't ride our bikes there anymore.
When I was younger my family and some friends went fishing together at some place on the coast. I really had to pee, but I thought the toilets were really disgusting so I didn't go... And I ended up peeing my jeans and had to walk around in a towel because I didn't have any other extra clothes.
Also I used to be obsessed with pokemon, so my friend and I had a ton of little pokemon figurines that you get from these weird machines. Anyway, my friend and I managed to convince the teacher to let us have these figures on our desks, and we set up this weird house made of rulers and glue sticks and used a sketchpad to make up a cafe and played with the figures in class, pretending they all lived in a town together.
And my friend and I were in the library once and for some reason we started cracking up laughing and my friend was lying on her back and then she laughed and spit flew up out of her mouth and into her eye.
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RainbowWolfy you might be interested to hear these stories and maybe have some of your own )
When I was younger my family and some friends went fishing together at some place on the coast. I really had to pee, but I thought the toilets were really disgusting so I didn't go... And I ended up peeing my jeans and had to walk around in a towel because I didn't have any other extra clothes.
Also I used to be obsessed with pokemon, so my friend and I had a ton of little pokemon figurines that you get from these weird machines. Anyway, my friend and I managed to convince the teacher to let us have these figures on our desks, and we set up this weird house made of rulers and glue sticks and used a sketchpad to make up a cafe and played with the figures in class, pretending they all lived in a town together.
And my friend and I were in the library once and for some reason we started cracking up laughing and my friend was lying on her back and then she laughed and spit flew up out of her mouth and into her eye.
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RainbowWolfy you might be interested to hear these stories and maybe have some of your own )
In kindergarten I used to tell the other kids to 'get real'. Apparently my teacher at the time didn't like me ruining other kids' dreams. And she even told my parents!! ._. (Yeah, I was the kid that figured out about Santa a bit early.)
Me and two friends had a burping contest in the middle of the food court in the mall. And yes, other kids started to join. (And at this time my mom left the table to go hide.) When it was all over my friend was the winner, and everyone around just slow-clapped. It was grand.
Whenever I heard the ice cream truck I would go sprinting out of my house, no matter what I was in...so many costumes...and jammies...I still do this to this day...
And whenever me and a few friends got together, we would find the nearest house that had a PlayStation, and a Resident Evil game. The person playing at the time would turn the character around if we started talking to much. So they pretty much threatened us with bullets, and flamethrower. It was always quite amusing.
In kindergarten I used to tell the other kids to 'get real'. Apparently my teacher at the time didn't like me ruining other kids' dreams. And she even told my parents!! ._. (Yeah, I was the kid that figured out about Santa a bit early.)
Me and two friends had a burping contest in the middle of the food court in the mall. And yes, other kids started to join. (And at this time my mom left the table to go hide.) When it was all over my friend was the winner, and everyone around just slow-clapped. It was grand.
Whenever I heard the ice cream truck I would go sprinting out of my house, no matter what I was in...so many costumes...and jammies...I still do this to this day...
And whenever me and a few friends got together, we would find the nearest house that had a PlayStation, and a Resident Evil game. The person playing at the time would turn the character around if we started talking to much. So they pretty much threatened us with bullets, and flamethrower. It was always quite amusing.