I love reading myself some poor descriptions to ships, so please share them here~!
(they don't have to be of ships from shows like supernatural, OC ships are also allowed)
Here's mine:
Guy with stockholm syndrome desperately tries to escape the friendzone. Murderer doesn't remember he's a murderer and is completely oblivious to others their feelings.
Guy falls into depression every time his lover leaves him. Said lover has some serious anger issues.
Guy becomes immortal and begins to search for a grumpy teen who needs serious help.
Guy seeking revenge falls for guy he's supposed to kill. He ends up killing him 'by accident'
(and later on)
Guy who got his revenge falls for guy he supposedly killed.
Girl who failed to do her one job falls for girl who made her fail at her job.
Tourist bangs his tour guide
Fallen angel proves himself a terrible boyfriend
Guy lies to another guy about being related. They bang.
two guys bang, then break up, then meet again after around 10 years, then bang again
30 year old looks like they're 18. 21 year old falls for them.
EDIT:
this thread is now my joy and pride
I love reading myself some poor descriptions to ships, so please share them here~!
(they don't have to be of ships from shows like supernatural, OC ships are also allowed)
Here's mine:
Guy with stockholm syndrome desperately tries to escape the friendzone. Murderer doesn't remember he's a murderer and is completely oblivious to others their feelings.
Guy falls into depression every time his lover leaves him. Said lover has some serious anger issues.
Guy becomes immortal and begins to search for a grumpy teen who needs serious help.
Guy seeking revenge falls for guy he's supposed to kill. He ends up killing him 'by accident'
(and later on)
Guy who got his revenge falls for guy he supposedly killed.
Girl who failed to do her one job falls for girl who made her fail at her job.
Tourist bangs his tour guide
Fallen angel proves himself a terrible boyfriend
Guy lies to another guy about being related. They bang.
two guys bang, then break up, then meet again after around 10 years, then bang again
30 year old looks like they're 18. 21 year old falls for them.
EDIT:
this thread is now my joy and pride
Top athlete turns up naked at the other's family resort and asserts himself as his coach. proceeds to call him a piggy and make him lose weight while said piggy points out his thinning hair.
Top athlete turns up naked at the other's family resort and asserts himself as his coach. proceeds to call him a piggy and make him lose weight while said piggy points out his thinning hair.
Literal trash and Danny Phantom's long lost cousin. Yatori from Noragami
The owner of a company and a rock. Agencyshipping from Pokémon Special
A dragon and a shrimp. Gajevy from Fairy Tail
Literal trash and Danny Phantom's long lost cousin. Yatori from Noragami
The owner of a company and a rock. Agencyshipping from Pokémon Special
A dragon and a shrimp. Gajevy from Fairy Tail
Woman marries man for money but ends up loving him. He hangs her for lying and killing his brother, becomes an alcoholic and then finds out five years later that she isn't dead. They proceed to snark and flirt and kiss for several years.
Woman marries man for money but ends up loving him. He hangs her for lying and killing his brother, becomes an alcoholic and then finds out five years later that she isn't dead. They proceed to snark and flirt and kiss for several years.
[quote name="khan" date=2017-01-07 16:57:13]
Top athlete turns up naked at the other's family resort and asserts himself as his coach. proceeds to call him a piggy and make him lose weight while said piggy points out his thinning hair.
[/quote]S A M E
Also: hyperactive floof pesters flamboyant Spock into joining a club devoted to a thing the latter can't even do ([spoiler]Reigisa, [i]Free![/i][/spoiler]
And my OCs: Angsty dragon is transformed into a gijinka of himself by a witch dragon and captured and experimented upon by humans. A "wizard-in-training who can't control his magic" cliche rescues him and they go on a long walk together. They start off bickering, but become friends after having a Deep Moment(tm), and then gijinka boy suddenly has a Supernatural Romance Bond(tm), like a Twilight werewolf. Fortunately, wizard boy reciprocates his feelings. Cheese ensues.
khan wrote on 2017-01-07:
Top athlete turns up naked at the other's family resort and asserts himself as his coach. proceeds to call him a piggy and make him lose weight while said piggy points out his thinning hair.
S A M E
Also: hyperactive floof pesters flamboyant Spock into joining a club devoted to a thing the latter can't even do (
Reigisa, Free!
And my OCs: Angsty dragon is transformed into a gijinka of himself by a witch dragon and captured and experimented upon by humans. A "wizard-in-training who can't control his magic" cliche rescues him and they go on a long walk together. They start off bickering, but become friends after having a Deep Moment(tm), and then gijinka boy suddenly has a Supernatural Romance Bond(tm), like a Twilight werewolf. Fortunately, wizard boy reciprocates his feelings. Cheese ensues.
Two old, old men who cheat death and use children as theatrical instruments in master plans and ruined and defined each other's lives
Edit:
Grindeldore Albus Dumbledore x Gellert Grindelwald
Two old, old men who cheat death and use children as theatrical instruments in master plans and ruined and defined each other's lives
Edit:
Grindeldore Albus Dumbledore x Gellert Grindelwald
Angry Russian cat becomes friends with shy bear that has literally 6 lines in the entire series, has over 1000 fanfics on ao3
Hmmm... no, it CAN'T be Otayuri! Why'd you think that?
Angry Russian cat becomes friends with shy bear that has literally 6 lines in the entire series, has over 1000 fanfics on ao3
Hmmm... no, it CAN'T be Otayuri! Why'd you think that?
tall urine jar aussie and sneak frenchman who can morph into the tall aussie are both very kinky
grown man in the future unironically dresses like a cowboy, finds asian dragon man very attractive
tall urine jar aussie and sneak frenchman who can morph into the tall aussie are both very kinky
grown man in the future unironically dresses like a cowboy, finds asian dragon man very attractive
S O K O L
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[quote name="Wistral" date=2017-01-07 17:06:32]
Angry Russian cat becomes friends with shy bear that has literally 6 lines in the entire series, has over 1000 fanfics on ao3
[/quote]*finger guns* Eyyyy
In this vein: Smol angel Skypes with Christian because they live half a world apart. The fandom overlooks them for the above piggy/athlete and cat/bear ships.
Wistral wrote on 2017-01-07:
Angry Russian cat becomes friends with shy bear that has literally 6 lines in the entire series, has over 1000 fanfics on ao3
*finger guns* Eyyyy
In this vein: Smol angel Skypes with Christian because they live half a world apart. The fandom overlooks them for the above piggy/athlete and cat/bear ships.