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Idk if this has been done before, but I've seen a crap ton of 'poorly describe' threads
So here's one to be theatre trash on
I'm sure you know how this works so I don't really need to explain myself

BMC: high school kid gets expensive heccin drugs from short angry bisexual (it's not a drug,it's actually just a wintergreen tic tac), almost destroys the world, mountain dew red, and he also gets that gurl

I tried

Sad old man just wants to feed child but ends up as a sad old man in jail. Soon, sad old man makes sad old man #2 go swimming for a very long time. Everyone dies.

@everyone to add onto yours, rich bios decide to start a war. One rich boy sees a hot girl and goes like “ooooooooo I like her” but then all of his friends die so he gets married instead.

@buythestars

""oooooooo I like her" but then all of his friends die" is the best summary, hands down.

Stalkers and Screaming: The Musical

@Everyone
I recognize the musical you're talking about!

And now one of mine:

Star Wars but with inheritance bickering and Munchausen

[quote name="AdiiStRaSh" date="2018-09-06 18:26:43" ] BMC: high school kid gets expensive heccin drugs from short angry bisexual (it's not a drug,it's actually just a wintergreen tic tac), almost destroys the world, mountain dew red, and he also gets that gurl I tried [/quote] I'm slightly offended by the lack of mentioning Low-Key Gay Friend™ Also Mine: Man doesn't know when to shut up Bi boi eats wintergreen tic-tac from Bi boi#2 and goes on an intense trip where he forgets his bathroom friend and talks to Keanu Reeves Lucky "Daddy" was there to save you- buT yOU cOUldn'T sAVe hIM Emo guy dies and Anxiety Boi teams up with a man who eats bathbombs to lie about literally everything He's gay AND european How To Catch A Predator: Opera Edition Everybody's got a cousin and LOOOOOOOVE Mean, Scared, and Jealous play Croquet... and murder goes on but who cares when there's that emo hottie Shrek but it's actually a very nice girl who's really good at magic and just misunderstood and didn't deserve any of this Yes, it is what you think it is. This is the Pinnacle of Humanity [size=1][size=1]Shrek the musical[/size][/size] EDIT: I FORGOT ONE FOUR JEWS IN A ROOM AND WHIIIZZZER