General Discussion

Title is all. What are some stupid things your teachers have said?
"So, we can just tell us our names and what we can do or something, or we do the normal thing and sit in a circle and sing Kumbaya while stabbing an innocent man. Your choice."

I have tons of things, but let's start with the wrong BMI. He told us we should be much skinnier. Good thing I didn't care about it.

I was in a lot of cut-up classes, but I was typically the quiet shy one. Eventually I made friends and would occasionally get pulled into a conversation. These two dudes were the biggest class clowns and about the only ones that actually made me laugh. My science teacher, Mrs. R, who was a really old lady, came up to me and started stomping around and slamming her hand down on my desk.

"*bleep*, NOT YOU, TOO!! DON'T YOU DARE TURN INTO ONE OF THEM!!"

And proceeded to take her shoe off and throw it at the board cussing up a storm while I sat there in shock.

Middle school was fun.

Another one. Rather funny than stupid, but I assume that's also okay? There was a baby crying outside and my English teacher went to the window, opened it and said: "Shut up, cutie!" She also once said "let's put this workshit away".

so one time we had a sub in science

and she just pointed at one of the tables and yelled “THAT TABLE IS POSESSED”

the students sitting there were very confused

ok well my teacher didn't say this

but my teacher yawns like a dinosaur
and as a joke i drew him as one on the white board
and his name was Ilkka-saurus
truly a masterpiece

One time my math class had a substitute teacher. My school has everyone learn Chinese, so he gave us his Chinese name, which was literally Mr. Little Frog. He was a total hippie, in a weird way (no offense to hippies, of course) and he said a lot of stuff that made no sense. My personal favorite: "When you breathe, it's like the sky is going into your face."

He only subbed that one time, never again. Too bad, tbh

My old English teacher was a weird man. In a good way, that is. Once he slammed through a cardboard box right next to someone's head (still don't know why) and that poor girl nearly jumped out of her skin. xD that was hilarious

"You should do you homework"

HA, AS IF

So ummm... let me pick out one that also makes sense in English.
My music teacher said we could bore a hole into our knees and pour milk into it.