I was eating in a restaurant with my SO and i heard two people beside us.
MAN (m)
Woman (w)
m- i need to tell you something.
w- what is it (Name secrecy, not his real name) Howard?
m-... im breaking up with you.
w- you cant break up with me!
m- im sorry..
w- i mean you actually cant break up with me! Im not (NS) marie! im alyssa! (I guess he was dating her twin or somethin?)
m- ................... oh hey.
we left after that we felt too awkward...
I was eating in a restaurant with my SO and i heard two people beside us.
MAN (m)
Woman (w)
m- i need to tell you something.
w- what is it (Name secrecy, not his real name) Howard?
m-... im breaking up with you.
w- you cant break up with me!
m- im sorry..
w- i mean you actually cant break up with me! Im not (NS) marie! im alyssa! (I guess he was dating her twin or somethin?)
m- ................... oh hey.
we left after that we felt too awkward...
I work in an apartment, and I hear one of my residents playing with their kid in the lobby. She stopped suddenly and said "Daddy, I need your tattoo."
He looked as confused as I felt.
I work in an apartment, and I hear one of my residents playing with their kid in the lobby. She stopped suddenly and said "Daddy, I need your tattoo."
He looked as confused as I felt.
I've been whistled at... I mean...
I've been whistled at... I mean...
Ive heard this mom scream curse words at her kid outside of a super market
it was.. real awkward
Ive heard this mom scream curse words at her kid outside of a super market
it was.. real awkward
"my irrational fear of keelhauling is becoming slightly more rational"
"my irrational fear of keelhauling is becoming slightly more rational"
A while back, it was nighttime, and my family was in the car after a trip to Walmart. Before we left, we saw a kid peeing in the grass (hjs mom was next to him). I didn't notice it until my mom pointed it out. It was strange to say in the very least.
A while back, it was nighttime, and my family was in the car after a trip to Walmart. Before we left, we saw a kid peeing in the grass (hjs mom was next to him). I didn't notice it until my mom pointed it out. It was strange to say in the very least.
Conventions give you insight into a lot of strange occurrences. Here are some highlights:
- Before I knew what Homestuck was a whole group of them were parading around the hall and my mom asked "Who are all those people with candy corn on their heads?" My sister had to explain
- Some guy trying to get a pic of a cosplayer and going "Hey! Blue girl!"
- "To the trash corner!"
- a small child nearly attacking me while I was trying to get an autograph from the guy who voiced Arlon the Serene in Kid Icarus Uprising because I was cosplaying Joey Drew.
- "Let me take my head off."
- "Where's Shaggy we need to go challenge him."
Conventions give you insight into a lot of strange occurrences. Here are some highlights:
- Before I knew what Homestuck was a whole group of them were parading around the hall and my mom asked "Who are all those people with candy corn on their heads?" My sister had to explain
- Some guy trying to get a pic of a cosplayer and going "Hey! Blue girl!"
- "To the trash corner!"
- a small child nearly attacking me while I was trying to get an autograph from the guy who voiced Arlon the Serene in Kid Icarus Uprising because I was cosplaying Joey Drew.
- "Let me take my head off."
- "Where's Shaggy we need to go challenge him."
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I have a whole constantly-upadating list of crazy/idiotic things I've heard people say.
Some favorites are:
"I slide-whistled you out of existence."
"I, to, T-Pose when I have no mother."
"They don't need utensils, they have STICKS."
"Is Japan a part of China?" yes someone legit asked this in one of my classes
"Just because it's sharing size does not mean I'm sharing"
"I like to read, I like to breathe."
"I just punched her in the heart with a bagel."
I have a whole constantly-upadating list of crazy/idiotic things I've heard people say.
Some favorites are:
"I slide-whistled you out of existence."
"I, to, T-Pose when I have no mother."
"They don't need utensils, they have STICKS."
"Is Japan a part of China?" yes someone legit asked this in one of my classes
"Just because it's sharing size does not mean I'm sharing"
"I like to read, I like to breathe."
"I just punched her in the heart with a bagel."
I've heard something along the lines of "Is France in Italy?" this year.
That might not have been the exact words, but it was definitely something to do with France being a part of another country. Probably Italy.
How does one even manage to think this in high school?
I've heard something along the lines of "Is France in Italy?" this year.
That might not have been the exact words, but it was definitely something to do with France being a part of another country. Probably Italy.
How does one even manage to think this in high school?