EDIT: I hope this doesn't go against the ToS, as it isn't meant to be Political (Please don't talk about actual politics here!), rather, it's just you trying to hold a seat of power.
(I don't know what this is, I just thought it'd be funny)
Person: Congratulations, Senator. You have officially fought and debated with everyone in the government.
Me: *Looks at mirror*..... Not everyone....
Person: SENATOR NO!
(Another)
Me: I can calculate my financial needs in a moment, but I can't see five feet away from me without my glasses.
(I've been really good with money related math. In fact, in the past it'd struggle through most of the math problems, but immediately do that hard financial question in a moment)
EDIT: I hope this doesn't go against the ToS, as it isn't meant to be Political (Please don't talk about actual politics here!), rather, it's just you trying to hold a seat of power.
(I don't know what this is, I just thought it'd be funny)
Person: Congratulations, Senator. You have officially fought and debated with everyone in the government.
Me: *Looks at mirror*..... Not everyone....
Person: SENATOR NO!
(Another)
Me: I can calculate my financial needs in a moment, but I can't see five feet away from me without my glasses.
(I've been really good with money related math. In fact, in the past it'd struggle through most of the math problems, but immediately do that hard financial question in a moment)
Call me Requacy (Pinging Allowed!)(Note to self: Make art for signature)
Me, as a mayor: This town shall now be called Can Town!
Me, as a mayor: This town shall now be called Can Town!
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Me, as a mayor: This town shall now be called Can Town!
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I stan you so much oh my god
SweetPotatoes wrote on 2019-04-18 11:49:03:
Me, as a mayor: This town shall now be called Can Town!
I stan you so much oh my god
How could I possibly top Can Town
How could I possibly top Can Town
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I laughed for like 5 mins straight oh my god
I laughed for like 5 mins straight oh my god
Every time I have a debate with someone or we are arguing, I will cry. I'm gonna make a great politician. For real, I mostly cry when I'm angry and frustrated.
Every time I have a debate with someone or we are arguing, I will cry. I'm gonna make a great politician. For real, I mostly cry when I'm angry and frustrated.
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Happiness can be found,
even in the darkest of times,
if one only remembers to turn on the light.
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budget frog is now our new overlord
budget frog is now our new overlord
Person:"You need to put the cat back, we can't have a serious meeting when you do this."
Me:-stroking white cat like a stereotypical villain- "It's either this or everyone in this room is fired."
Person:"You need to put the cat back, we can't have a serious meeting when you do this."
Me:-stroking white cat like a stereotypical villain- "It's either this or everyone in this room is fired."
If you don't agree that my cat is the cutest you aren't allowed to live in my city.
If you don't agree that my cat is the cutest you aren't allowed to live in my city.
